# Mount St. Helens - Thar She Blows!!!  (Well, maybe ... not)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2014, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722 "2014-07-22T05:47:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/21 "2014-07-23T00:18:59Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> It’s not yet clear how this data will be used practically to mitigate the risk.

One would presume that we would try to figure out a way to create a shunt.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/22 "2014-07-23T00:28:52Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> One would presume that we would try to figure out a way to create a shunt.

Puny hoo-mans, thinking they can derail (or even affect) forces of that scale.

(Envisions soldier throwing himself on top of a nuke.)

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/23 "2014-07-23T00:45:26Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> It’s only Washington State. Nobody will miss it anyway.

I would. Not because I live there, but because my favorite kittencam is located there, and so are many of the furry adoptees whose lives I now follow on Facebook. They’re too cute to be cut loose!

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/24 "2014-07-23T01:50:34Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Puny hoo-mans, thinking they can derail (or even affect) forces of that scale.
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> (Envisions soldier throwing himself on top of a nuke.)

Well you say that, and yet we’re looking at raising the temperature of the planet a few degrees.

Given ingenuity and (more importantly) constant, long-term impact, you can cause a great change. Using just tweezers, you could move a whole mountain, given a few thousand years, a lot of workers, and a steady supply of new tweezers.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/25 "2014-07-23T16:32:32Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> It’s not yet clear how this data will be used practically to mitigate the risk.

I’m starting to wonder if scientific utility might be a secondary concern to “Hey, we have a chance to dump a shit-ton of explosives into a volcano and set them off! Let’s go !!!”

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/26 "2014-07-23T16:37:09Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> I’m starting to wonder if scientific utility might be a secondary concern to “Hey, we have a chance to dump a shit-ton of explosives into a volcano and set them off! Let’s go !!!”

This is probably how they appealed to the student volunteers who will be placing the charges. :eek:

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**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/27 "2014-07-23T16:54:25Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> One would presume that we would try to figure out a way to create a shunt.

I doubt it.

The utility of it would be to help us understand basic science better, and possibly to aid us in developing better early warning systems. Mt Ranier, for example, has the capability of dumping 30 feet of mud on top of 100,000 people with virtually no warning. You’re not going to stop that from happening, but it would be nice to be able to predict that there’s a 90% chance of it happening tomorrow so that we could at least evacuate.

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/28 "2014-07-23T17:44:23Z")

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Well the big danger with a cola volcano is obviously all the carbon dioxide it produces.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/29 "2014-07-23T23:11:45Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> Puny hoo-mans, thinking they can derail (or even affect) forces of that scale.

THIS sounds like a job for [del]SUPERMAN[/del] Bruce Banner!

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/30 "2014-07-24T03:29:09Z")

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The detonations were delayed 24 hours. So it’s supposed to occur tonight.

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**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/31 "2014-07-25T14:46:41Z")

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So? Pop went the volcano?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/32 "2014-07-25T14:58:10Z")

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I sensed a disturbance in the Force, but that might have just been the wind.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/33 "2014-07-25T15:51:12Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> So? Pop went the volcano?

Went off as planned:

> **[SIKAT88 | TEMPAT ORIGINAL PERMAINAN INCES X1000 PALING PATEN 2024](https://www.cocoandthebutterfields.com/)**
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> Sikat88 sudah menjadi tempat original permainan inces x1000 dan dapat diakses dengan mudah dari telfon genggam yang paling paten di tahun 2024 kapan saja.

And we are still here.

The next big event is Monday at around Noon when the Navy’s Blue Angels will photobomb Mount St. Helens on the way to the [Seattle Air Show](http://www.seafair.com/AnEvent.aspx?ID=13&SecID=917).

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/34 "2014-07-25T15:55:11Z")

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Hopefully, it won’t blow chunks…

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**Author:** ![Subterraneanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Subterraneanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subterraneanus)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/35 "2014-07-26T21:35:23Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> It’s only Washington State. Nobody will miss it anyway.

Did your wife run off with a guy from Yakima or something?

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/36 "2014-07-27T01:11:14Z")

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I’m still here, so is the rest of Seattle and its environs. I’ve heard nothing about anything, other than a couple hash oil operations blowing up. (I guess hash is the new meth.)

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mount-st-helens-thar-she-blows-well-maybe-not/693722/37 "2014-07-27T13:59:36Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Hopefully, it won’t blow chunks…

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