# Move over, Chuck Norris -- it's time for King Richard!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-chuck-norris-its-time-for-king-richard/359332
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 4, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-chuck-norris-its-time-for-king-richard/359332 "2006-06-04T00:33:41Z")
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### Author:  [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-chuck-norris-its-time-for-king-richard/359332/1 "2006-06-04T00:33:41Z")
This is pretty funny, especially if you’re familiar with those Chuck Norris Facts (occasionally attributed to Vin Diesel or Jack Bauer) that have been floating around as Internet memes. Ren Faire types, you’ll probably get the biggest kick out of these!
[http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/06/deedes-of-majestee.html](http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2006/06/deedes-of-majestee.html)
(Scroll down to “TOPPE FACTES AND DEEDES CONCERNYGE THE MIGHTI KYNG RICHARD.”)
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### Author:  [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-chuck-norris-its-time-for-king-richard/359332/2 "2006-06-04T00:49:41Z")
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> KYNG RICHARDE doth nat sleepe; he exerteth his majestee while prone.
Well, yeah, that’s the usual position for exerting th’ ol’ majestee, sure enough … 😃
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-chuck-norris-its-time-for-king-richard/359332/3 "2006-06-04T16:47:49Z")
my favorite:
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> The voweles of the Englysshe tonge weren supposed to shifte yn 1377, but KYNG RICHARDE tolde them to staye the helle where they were.