# Move over, Kate Upton! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2015, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972 "2015-04-18T06:08:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/1 "2015-04-18T06:08:25Z")
I have found your successor. And, truth be told, if it had been up to ME and ME alone, no one ever would’ve heard of you had [this woman](http://www.babepedia.com/gallery/Abi_Ratchford/373004/FO) been “discovered” first. (hubba, hubba!!) ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/2 "2015-04-18T13:33:13Z")
Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/3 "2015-04-18T13:55:30Z")
Does she have a condition that prevents her from fully closing her mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Flyer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyer/32/7298_2.png) [@Flyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyer)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/4 "2015-04-18T14:22:25Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me. Yup. Either she’s had plastic surgery, or else she was born looking like she’s had surgery. OP, there are literally hundreds, probably thousands, of women who look better than your example. Here is one–Victoria Justice. [http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg](http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg) [http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg](http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg) [http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg](http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg) [http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/](http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/) [http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpg](http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/5 "2015-04-18T14:33:15Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > Hmm. She seems kind of mass-produced to me. All natural, baby! (If the online world is to be believed) ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/6 "2015-04-18T14:35:21Z")
> [@Flyer](#): > > Yup. Either she’s had plastic surgery, or else she was born looking like she’s had surgery. > > OP, there are literally hundreds, probably thousands, of women who look better than your example. > > Here is one–Victoria Justice. > > [http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg](http://hdwallpaperck.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Victoria-Justice-victoria-justice-35672815-1600-1200.jpg) > > [http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg](http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/victoriajustice//Victoria%20Justice%20-%20nickelodeon-.jpg) > > [http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg](http://i3.minus.com/ibe6xGtQ2jqWcO.jpg) > > [http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/](http://postimg.org/image/l61iva0ln/) > > [http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpg](http://img28.fansshare.com/photos/victoriajustice/victoria-justice-max-legs-modeling-1423696668.jpg) But my point was to point someone out who I think is better looking than Kate Upton. That’s all…(oh, and I like my women curvier than the example you gave) ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/7 "2015-04-18T17:04:31Z")
That thing you linked to isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/8 "2015-04-18T18:04:07Z")
She looks similar to Katy Perry, and her boobs are too big. Too fake looking. ---
**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/9 "2015-04-18T19:49:40Z")
> [@racepug](#): > > But my point was to point someone out who I think is better looking than Kate Upton. That’s all…(oh, and I like my women curvier than the example you gave) Thanks, porn, for giving us this particular aesthetic. :rolleyes: And let’s call it what it is: you don’t like “curvy,” you like big (enhanced) tits on thin women. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/10 "2015-04-18T20:16:18Z")
Her eyes looks weird. Maybe it’s just too much make-up. And yes, I looked at her eyes. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/11 "2015-04-18T20:32:22Z")
Yeah, but if you stick her in “armor” that none-too-subtly accentuates OMG BEWBS, put her on a horse, and have her wander around fantasy battlefields whispering “come play with [del]my bewbs[/del] me” with no real context, will she sell copies of your freemium mobile game? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/12 "2015-04-18T22:11:53Z")
> [@Flyer](#): > > Here is one–Victoria Justice. Is it just me, or does “Victoria Justice” sound like it should be a name of a steampunk webcomic? ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/13 "2015-04-19T05:31:45Z")
I guess I read too much TMZ and Egotastic, but I’ve been seeing this chick online for years. FWIW, she is close to my ideal type as far as body shape goes. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/14 "2015-04-19T05:34:59Z")
> [@MoonMoon](#): > > Thanks, porn, for giving us this particular aesthetic. :rolleyes: > > And let’s call it what it is: you don’t like “curvy,” you like big (enhanced) tits on thin women. I’m not OP, but when I say curvy I mean everything, but especially hips/butt. I don’t like the big tits on thin woman thing. I don’t think either aesthetic is supplied by porn. There are plenty of petite and other shaped women in porn and pop culture. I don’t personally like the thin, mostly-shapeless aesthetic or the miniature Disney chick thing. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/15 "2015-04-19T14:54:26Z")
Meh. Sharp knees. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/16 "2015-04-19T15:05:08Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Meh. > > Sharp knees. Definitely below my standard. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/17 "2015-04-20T17:29:11Z")
I think the woman linked in the OP is levels below Kate Upton in attractiveness. Wouldn’t give her a second glance. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/18 "2015-04-20T18:45:09Z")
She’s certainly, uh …, stereotypical. And not in a good way. Definitely a second rater with accessories troweled on with little or no finesse. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/19 "2015-04-20T22:16:20Z")
Hey, she still owes me a lap dance! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972/20 "2015-04-21T20:15:07Z")
Man - rough crowd! I take it this means that if we were all to find ourselves together with her in a room and she was looking for a companion that I wouldn’t have much competition from any of you, is that right? (Well, except for the person who mentioned something about her close to “the perfect body type” as far as he’s/she’s concerned - 🙂 ) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-kate-upton/717972.md?page=2)