# Move over pan-fried semen...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 4, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648 "2008-12-04T09:48:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648/1 "2008-12-04T09:48:57Z")

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[…there’s a whole book full of semen-based recipes.](http://www.lulu.com/browse/preview.php?fCID=4956212)

I’m not sure whether to be amused or depressed by the fact that they thought it was necessary to include the disclaimer that it’s only for consenting consumers of spooge, and you shouldn’t spring these recipes on the unsuspecting.

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### Author: ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648/2 "2008-12-04T09:55:39Z")

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Psst. I mean, [sprrt](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=493833).

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### Author: ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2008, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648/3 "2008-12-04T11:00:50Z")

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Dangit…if someone could alert the mods to the dupe?

(I totally never saw that thread…)

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### Author: ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648/4 "2008-12-04T15:55:49Z")

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I love this line from the description: “Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.” 😃

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-pan-fried-semen/475648/5 "2008-12-04T16:00:04Z")

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A friend once told me about a porn film (I think it was called _Barbara Broadcast_) where a woman masturbates a waiter for her salad dressing.