# Move over Simpsons - the Friends Trivia Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 24, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326 "2002-08-24T02:27:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/81 "2002-08-27T13:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I remember Chandler making this awful Photo Face every time they tried to take a picture, but I never saw the end of that episode… so I’m lost on the engagement picture question. Okay, I’ll give it to you. In the newspaper, the engagement announcement says Monica Gellar and Chandler Bing, but it’s actually a picture of Monica and Joey, because Chandler takes such awful pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/82 "2002-08-27T16:42:43Z")
Homo hablis was fully erect; according to Chandler, why wasn’t australopithicus? Who is Mr. Johnny Neweggs? Who was Richard’s first wife? At what store did Joey spend $1,100 on lucite? What was Ben’s first word? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/83 "2002-08-27T17:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Homo hablis was fully erect; according to Chandler, why wasn’t australopithicus? Because he was shy. > [@](#): > > At what store did Joey spend $1,100 on lucite? I Love Lucite > [@](#): > > What was Ben’s first word? “Monica Bang” ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/84 "2002-08-27T18:16:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Who is Mr. Johnny Neweggs? > > Who was Richard’s first wife? No idea on Johnny Neweggs. Barbara was Richard’s first wife. ---
**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/85 "2002-08-27T18:22:45Z")
**Who played the lesbian that tried to pick Phoebe up at Carol and Susan’s wedding?** It was Lea DeLaria. In a very nice suit. Q. ‘Mistress Bitch’ was one of the many novels written by Mrs Bing. Name another. ---
**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/86 "2002-08-27T18:30:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bricker \* > **Who is Mr. Johnny Neweggs?** Eddie, so named by Joey, who was more than a little miffed when Chandler said he liked the way the eggs were done ‘a la Eddie’. “Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs EQUAL!” Must. Stop. Watching. Reruns. ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/87 "2002-08-27T19:17:07Z")
I thought Ben’s first word was “Hi,” and Rachel got to hear it before his parents. Sheri ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/88 "2002-08-27T21:40:54Z")
Yeah, I think **DarkWriter** is right. “Monica Bang” was when he was telling how Monica whacked his head on the beam, but that was the first time he said her name. ---
**Author:** ![friggae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/45deac/32.png) [@friggae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friggae)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/89 "2002-08-27T22:38:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \* > \*\*Whoops, I answered that one wrong. They went to Lincoln High, but I don’t know the team name. \*\* Go Bobcats! And Mrs. Bing also wrote Euphoria Unbound. Arrange the Friends in order of age…oh forget that. Hmm…what is Monica’s alcoholic drink of choice? (So nobody know Joey’s ATM PIN?) ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/90 "2002-08-27T23:04:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Arrange the Friends in order of age…oh forget that. Well, Ross is the oldest. And he’s older than Monica. And Ross and Chandler were college roommates all four years, so I assume they were born in the same year, but Ross is older. And Rachel’s the youngest, since when she turned 30, everyone else talked about when they turned 30, so my guess would be… Ross Chandler Phoebe Monica Joey Rachel ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c2a13f/32.png) [@The\_Man\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_Who)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/91 "2002-08-28T01:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by friggae \* > \*\*(So nobody know Joey’s ATM PIN?) \*\* It’s 5639, which spells out JOEY on the telephone. -Myron ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/92 "2002-08-28T13:47:39Z")
Still no answer on who cried every time he had sex with Rachel. Complete the jingle: _Home is never far away…_ Who was scheduled for a threesome with Monica and Jean-Claude Van Damme? Who played the two doctors that Monica and Rachel switch names for - and why might that have been an easy role for the actors in question? What’s Susan’s (“every day is lesbian lover day”) last name? What’s Ross’ _Star Wars_ fantasy? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/93 "2002-08-28T13:59:16Z")
"Who played the two doctors that Monica and Rachel switch names for - and why might that have been an easy role for the actors in question? " Noah Wyle and George Clloney from ER “What’s Ross’ Star Wars fantasy?” Princess Leia on Jabba’s Palace What does Chandler find terrifying that girls ACTUALLY discuss (be specific)? Name every person who has lived in the Apartment that Joey lives in currently. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/94 "2002-08-28T14:06:50Z")
Chandler is terrified that girls discuss everything, including girth. Don’t know about the apartment’s history pre-Chandler. But Chandler’s roommates have been, Kip, Joey, and Eddie. Monica & Rachel lived there without Chandler when they lost their apartment on the lightning round. Then Joey kept the apartment and had Janine, Rachel and then Phoebe when the girls’ apartment had a fire, and then Rachel again. - Rick ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/95 "2002-08-28T14:17:51Z")
One more that I thought of that Bricker didn’t list ---
**Author:** ![Skijumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@Skijumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skijumper)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/96 "2002-08-28T14:59:01Z")
**Who was scheduled for a threesome with Monica and Jean-Claude Van Damme?** Drew Barrymore **What’s Susan’s (“every day is lesbian lover day”) last name?** Susan Bunch Who was Bobo the Sperm Guy? What, according to Chandler, is ‘Testosteroney’? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/97 "2002-08-28T15:14:24Z")
I don’t think anyone has answered the early question of what song Ross was playing on his keyboard during the prom night video. The answer, of course, is “Axel F.” ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/98 "2002-08-28T15:31:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Who was Bobo the Sperm Guy? Ross is Bobo the Sperm Guy, according to Susan. > [@](#): > > Complete the jingle: Home is never far away… “Home is Home Star stew” ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/99 "2002-08-28T15:42:32Z")
BTW, According to Chandler, “Testosteroney” is the _real_ San Francisco treat. And some more; What did Ross and Monica’s grandmother like to horde, and had thousands of them in her closet? Which Friend has had the most jobs during the period of time covered by the show’s run? (Joey’s various acting gigs don’t count.) Bruce Willis’s character had what unfortunate childhood nickname? According to Joey, what is so NOT his motto? Which Friend makes the most money, at least other than when Joey was Dr. Drake Remoray? Which of the six big cast members has directed or helped direct an episode? What is Chandler’s middle name? All episode titles start with what two words? What was Monica’s imaginary boyfriend’s name? According to Joey, what are turkeys? Just like Mr. Heckles, where is Chander’s train headed? Who played Jill Green? What “Business” did Monica pretend to have when she got her first Easy-Bake Oven? ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326/100 "2002-08-28T16:26:56Z")
What did Ross and Monica’s grandmother like to horde, and had thousands of them in her closet? Sweet N Low All episode titles start with what two words? The One Who played Jill Green? Reese Witherspoon Ross has also lived in Joey’s apartment. Remember when he did the “quiet down” motion with his hands? Here’s one: What scrabble letters did Marcel swallow, and what did Chandler say Marcel was trying to spell? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/move-over-simpsons-the-friends-trivia-thread/125326.md?page=6)