# Movie Lines -- (A Game -Come on and Play)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 21, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210 "2000-02-21T02:06:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/1 "2000-02-21T02:06:00Z")

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OK, it works like this. I quote a line from a movie. The next poster has to name the movie (or even better, just quote another line from the same movie). Then that poster gets to quote a line from a different movie, and the game continues. Please don’t use really obscure movies, or this game could end in a hurry. If the game stalls for too long, the last poster (who has presumably stumped us) should give us a new quote.

I’ll start with an easy one:

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning!”

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/2 "2000-02-21T02:10:00Z")

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“Charley don’t surf!”

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/3 "2000-02-21T02:12:00Z")

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The move is “Apocalypse Now.”

“The only things I need, dude, are a hot woman and a cool buzz.”

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/4 "2000-02-21T02:32:00Z")

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“No shirt, no shoes, no service. Learn it. Live it.” (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Next:

[singing] “Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish maidens…Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain…”

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**Author:** ![Rincewind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Rincewind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rincewind)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/5 "2000-02-21T02:43:00Z")

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“That’s one bad hat, Harry.”

from one of the greatest movies of all time, “Jaws”

Next

“Max, he’s wearing a dress.”

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/6 "2000-02-21T02:47:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Rincewind:  
> **"Max, he’s wearing a dress."**

From the same film as my sig: The Producers.

Next:

“You never f\_\_\_ me and I always have to drive.”

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“Shut up! I’m having a rhetorical conversation!”

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**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/7 "2000-02-21T05:27:00Z")

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Hate to be picky, but it is:

“You won’t fuck me and I always have to drive.” (Drugstore Cowboy)

Here is mine:  
“Listen! Do you smell something?”

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“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/8 "2000-02-21T06:24:00Z")

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“Back off man. I’m a scientist.”

That would be _Ghostbusters_

Try:  
“And dying when you’re not sick is really sick, you know”

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I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/9 "2000-02-21T06:55:00Z")

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“Gee Ricky, I’m really sorry your mom blew up.”

The incredible “Better Off Dead”. (Thanks for the memory EB :D)

next up . . .

“Said she looked liked Janet Jackson, bitch got out of the car looking more like Freddy Jackson.”

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/10 "2000-02-21T14:04:00Z")

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I keep coming back to Gabriel’s quote thinking that it’s from the movie **Friday** but I can’t be sure.

For that reason, I’m not posting a quote (except for the one in my signature) until Gabriel confirms or denies the source.

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“Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.”

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**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/11 "2000-02-21T17:48:00Z")

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## If you like this kind of game you should check out [Movie Quote Contest](http://http://moviequote.heuris.com/)

Scoobysnax

Save water drink beer!

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**Author:** ![Scoobysnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Scoobysnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoobysnax)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/12 "2000-02-21T17:50:00Z")

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Lets try that again

[Movie Quote Contest](http://moviequote.heuris.com/)

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Scoobysnax

Save water drink beer!

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/13 "2000-02-23T23:15:00Z")

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Looks like we lost a few posts in that Message Board hiccup, so I’ll pick up with another quote from the last movie referenced above:

“If I had a job I wouldn’t need the money.”

From **Friday**

Next:

“Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!”

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**Author:** ![Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stevie_Rave_On)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/14 "2000-02-25T20:27:00Z")

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Was that last one True Grit?

Here’s one:

“He died by choking on vomit. It wasn’t even his vomit. They don’t know who’s it was…You can’t really dust for vomit”

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**Author:** ![Mojo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@Mojo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo_Rising)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/15 "2000-02-25T21:13:00Z")

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“This one goes to eleven.”

Here’s the next:

“The more you drive, the dumber you get.”

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/16 "2000-02-27T22:13:00Z")

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“The lights are growing dim, Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.”

It’s from _Repo Man_.

Next:

“What am I going to the beach for anyhow? I hate the beach. I don’t like swimming. I don’t like the sun. I’m red-haired. I’m fair-skinned. I don’t tan - I stroke.”

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/17 "2000-02-29T02:58:00Z")

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Allan: “If that plane leaves the ground and you’re not on it with him, you’ll regret it - maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.”  
Linda: “That’s beautiful.”  
Allen: “It’s from _Casablanca_. I waited my whole life to say it.”

These are all from _Play It Again, Sam_.

Next:

“I distrust a man who says ‘when.’ If he’s got to be careful not to drink too much, it’s because he’s not to be trusted when he does.”

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**Author:** ![kawliga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@kawliga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kawliga)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/18 "2000-02-29T05:40:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Wendell Wagner:  
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> “I distrust a man who says ‘when.’ If he’s got to be careful not to drink too much, it’s because he’s not to be trusted when he does.”\*\*

That’s Sydney Greensteet as Kasper Gutman in THE MALTESE FALCON.

Does anyone know the following quote?

“It is called a Camberwell Carrot because I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.”

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/19 "2000-02-29T05:52:00Z")

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It’s from _Withnail and I_

How about: “I think she meant, he threatened in public, to kill her.”

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I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-lines-a-game-come-on-and-play/14210/20 "2000-03-01T03:28:00Z")

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I’m fairly sure that’s from _Clue_. In the ballroom. With the revolver.

“Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don’t call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright?”

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