# Movie Marathon (Part 1)

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 17, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780 "2019-08-17T02:03:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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“Final” movies that weren’t final

1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than **EIGHT** more films)\*
3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
5. Final Destination (four sequels)

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6004 "2020-07-15T14:11:02Z")

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“Final” movies that weren’t final

1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than **EIGHT** more films)\*
3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
5. Final Destination (four sequels)
6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6005 "2020-07-15T14:42:27Z")

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“Final” movies that weren’t final

1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than **EIGHT** more films)\*
3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
5. Final Destination (four sequels)
6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6006 "2020-07-15T19:51:26Z")

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“Final” movies that weren’t final

1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than **EIGHT** more films)\*
3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
5. Final Destination (four sequels)
6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)
8. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (five more before the reboot)

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6007 "2020-07-16T15:30:41Z")

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“Final” movies that weren’t final

1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than **EIGHT** more films)\*
3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
5. Final Destination (four sequels)
6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)
8. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (five more before the reboot)
9. Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (eight more movies followed)

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6008 "2020-07-16T16:33:31Z")

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“Final” movies that weren’t final

1. Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (followed by New Nightmare and Freddy Vs. Jason)
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (followed by no less than **EIGHT** more films)\*
3. Omen III: The Final Conflict (followed by Omen IV: The Awakening - a TV movie)
4. Saw: The Final Chapter (followed by Jigsaw)
5. Final Destination (four sequels)
6. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (four more movies followed)
7. Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals (eight sequels)
8. Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier (five more before the reboot)
9. Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (eight more movies followed)
10. Final Destination (first in the franchise)

Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6009 "2020-07-16T16:35:19Z")

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6010 "2020-07-16T16:42:34Z")

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich

Even he knew it was awful.

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner

A standard bearer in bad accents

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
6. From Hell - Heather Graham

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6014 "2020-07-16T19:03:53Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> “Final” movies that weren’t final
> 
> …5. Final Destination (four sequels)  
> …10. Final Destination (first in the franchise)…

Now why didn’t I think of that?

Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
6. From Hell - Heather Graham
7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke

Having learned his lesson from Mary Poppins, he didn’t even try a British accent the second time.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6015 "2020-07-16T19:28:41Z")

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[Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)SDSAB

[23m](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon/838780/6014)

[quote=“RivkahChaya, post:6008, topic:838780”]  
“Final” movies that weren’t final

> 

> …5. Final Destination (four sequels)  
> …10. Final Destination (first in the franchise)…

Now why didn’t I think of that?[/quote]  
In my defense, I recently ignored the third email from my optometrist that I am overdue for an appointment.

ETA: I also really have no idea how quoting works on the new MB.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6016 "2020-07-16T20:33:42Z")

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
6. From Hell - Heather Graham
7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
8. The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6017 "2020-07-16T22:33:02Z")

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
6. From Hell - Heather Graham
7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
8. The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt
9. Grease - John Travolta … can’t hide that Jersey accent

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6018 "2020-07-17T03:40:09Z")

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Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
6. From Hell - Heather Graham
7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
8. Dead Man Walking - Susan Sarandon -

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6019 "2020-07-17T04:31:11Z")

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Housekeeping.

Movies where characters had terrible accents

1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula – Keanu Reeves
2. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke
3. Rounders - John Malkovich
4. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner
5. Far and Away - Tom Cruise
6. From Hell - Heather Graham
7. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - Dick Van Dyke
8. Dead Man Walking - Susan Sarandon
9. The Devil’s Own - Brad Pitt
10. Grease - John Travolta
11. Ocean’s Eleven - Don Cheadle

ISTR he’s even apologized for his terrible Cockney accent since then.

Next:

Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

1. Excalibur

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6020 "2020-07-17T04:47:45Z")

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Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

1. Excalibur
2. Stardust

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6021 "2020-07-17T10:08:33Z")

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Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

1. Excalibur
2. Stardust
3. Roy Scheider’s “Sorcerer”

How rigidly is the category defined.

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Swords and Sorcery movies that are actually pretty good

1. Excalibur
2. Stardust
3. Roy Scheider’s “Sorcerer”
4. Jason and the Argonauts

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