# Movie Marathon (Part 1)

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**Created:** [August 17, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780 "2019-08-17T02:03:06Z")\
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The movies of James Hong

1. Chinatown
2. Operation Dumbo Drop
3. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
4. Kung Fu Panda _(voice of Mr. Ping)_
5. Blade Runner (1982)
6. Big Trouble in Little China

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The movies of James Hong

1. Chinatown
2. Operation Dumbo Drop
3. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
4. Kung Fu Panda _(voice of Mr. Ping)_
5. Blade Runner (1982)
6. Big Trouble in Little China
7. Dragonfly Squadron

His screen debut, in 1954. And see: [James Hong: The actor with 600+ credits and counting | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/02/entertainment/james-hong-actor-movie-credits-trnd/index.html)

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The movies of James Hong

1. Chinatown
2. Operation Dumbo Drop
3. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
4. Kung Fu Panda _(voice of Mr. Ping)_
5. Blade Runner (1982)
6. Big Trouble in Little China
7. Dragonfly Squadron
8. Tank Girl

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**Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6406 "2020-08-05T17:02:48Z")

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The movies of James Hong

1. Chinatown
2. Operation Dumbo Drop
3. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
4. Kung Fu Panda _(voice of Mr. Ping)_
5. Blade Runner (1982)
6. Big Trouble in Little China
7. Dragonfly Squadron
8. Tank Girl
9. Mulan

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6407 "2020-08-06T04:07:58Z")

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The movies of James Hong

1. Chinatown
2. Operation Dumbo Drop
3. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
4. Kung Fu Panda _(voice of Mr. Ping)_
5. Blade Runner (1982)
6. Big Trouble in Little China
7. Dragonfly Squadron
8. Tank Girl
9. Mulan
10. The Art of War

Next: Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6408 "2020-08-06T05:27:40Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> The movies of James Hong

True fact. James Hong made a porno movie.

Before you reach for the mind bleach, he didn’t do any sex scenes. But he had a major supporting role in _China Girl_ (1974). This was a period when porno movies were trying to be semi-respectable and worried about things like stories and acting.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6409 "2020-08-06T05:35:44Z")

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6411 "2020-08-06T07:03:46Z")

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport

_ **-“BB”-** _

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[quote=“Bicycle\_Bill, post:6411, topic:838780”]  
Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport
5. Gentleman Jim

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport
5. Gentleman Jim
6. Kung Fu Panda

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport
5. Gentleman Jim
6. Kung Fu Panda
7. The Five Deadly Venoms

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport
5. Gentleman Jim
6. Kung Fu Panda
7. The Five Deadly Venoms
8. 8-Diagram Pole Fighter

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport
5. Gentleman Jim
6. Kung Fu Panda
7. The Five Deadly Venoms
8. 8-Diagram Pole Fighter
9. Shanghai Noon

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Martial Arts Films

1. Enter the Dragon
2. Drunken Master
3. The Karate Kid
4. Bloodsport
5. Gentleman Jim
6. Kung Fu Panda
7. The Five Deadly Venoms
8. 8-Diagram Pole Fighter
9. Shanghai Noon
10. Ip Man

Next: Movies with comically bad accents

1. The Departed - Martin Sheen as Captain Queenan

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Movies with comically bad accents

1. The Departed - Martin Sheen as Captain Queenan
2. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner as… well, you know

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6419 "2020-08-06T15:30:12Z")

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Movies with comically bad accents

1. The Departed - Martin Sheen as Captain Queenan
2. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner as… well, you know
3. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke as Bert

The gold standard for shitty accents

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6420 "2020-08-06T15:34:04Z")

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Movies with comically bad accents

1. The Departed - Martin Sheen as Captain Queenan
2. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner as… well, you know
3. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke as Bert
4. Ocean’s Eleven - Don Cheadle

I like him a lot in just about everything, but dear God was that a misfire.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/6421 "2020-08-06T16:31:44Z")

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Movies with comically bad accents

1. The Departed - Martin Sheen as Captain Queenan
2. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner as… well, you know
3. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke as Bert
4. Ocean’s Eleven - Don Cheadle
5. The Devil’s Advocate - Keanu Reeves

I was going to say Dracula but we’ve already had several people doing bad English accents. So here’s an example of a bad southern accent.

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Movies with comically bad accents

1. The Departed - Martin Sheen as Captain Queenan
2. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves - Kevin Costner as… well, you know
3. Mary Poppins - Dick Van Dyke as Bert
4. Ocean’s Eleven - Don Cheadle
5. The Devil’s Advocate - Keanu Reeves
6. Man in the Iron Mask (1998 version)

Between the 4 musketeers, you have 4 different accents, and they’re supposed to be from the same (general) area and same (general) class of people. Throw in Leonardo DeCraprio with NO accent, and it gets worse. Worst job by John Malkovich.

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