# Movie Marathon (Part 1)

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 17, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780 "2019-08-17T02:03:06Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7144 "2020-09-13T04:17:45Z")

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Courtesy of TV Tropes — major “Heel-Face Turns”

1. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - Vader saves Luke by throwing Palpatine down the reactor shaft
2. Blazing Saddles - Mongo and Lili Von Shtupp both wind up joining forces with the people of Rock Ridge
3. Moonraker - Jaws works to help James Bond, after learning that Drax plans on killing Jaws once the mission is complete.
4. Casablanca - Capt. Renault decides to help Rick at the end, covering up for Rick’s shooting of Maj. Strasser
5. Blade Runner - Roy pulls Deckard to safety rather than allow him to fall to his death
6. Austin Powers: Goldmember - Mini-Me, scorned by Dr. Evil, decides to work with Austin.
7. Apollo Creed - Rocky III - Apollo trains Rocky to beat Clubber Lange
8. Goldfinger - Pussy Galore, seduced by Bond, doesn’t spray nerve gas over Fort Knox, but instead a mild sedative
9. The Lego Movie - Both Good Cop/Bad Cop and Lord Business reconcile with Emmet.
10. Thor: Ragnarok - Loki sides with Thor and the Asgardians against Hel

Pass.

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7145 "2020-09-13T12:18:53Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7146 "2020-09-13T14:44:18Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7147 "2020-09-13T15:52:57Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7148 "2020-09-13T15:55:56Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7149 "2020-09-13T16:07:00Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_
5. “Well, it’s just I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” - _Footloose_

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7150 "2020-09-13T18:24:14Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_
5. “Well, it’s just I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” - _Footloose_
6. “Don’t you dare lump me in with Jessup and Kendrick just because we wear the same uniform. I’m your friend and I’m telling you, I don’t think your clients belong in jail but I don’t get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice and my client has a case! There you go. Now I want you to acknowledge that the Judge Advocate has made you aware of the possible consequences of accusing a Marine officer of a felony without proper evidence.” - _A Few Good Men_

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7152 "2020-09-13T18:32:51Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_
5. “Well, it’s just I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” - _Footloose_
6. “Don’t you dare lump me in with Jessup and Kendrick just because we wear the same uniform. I’m your friend and I’m telling you, I don’t think your clients belong in jail but I don’t get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice and my client has a case! There you go. Now I want you to acknowledge that the Judge Advocate has made you aware of the possible consequences of accusing a Marine officer of a felony without proper evidence.” - _A Few Good Men_
7. “Hey, don’t tell me how to fly the damned CM, all right? They brought me in here to do a job, they asked me to stir the damned tanks, and I stirred the tanks!” - _Apollo 13_

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7153 "2020-09-13T18:56:06Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_
5. “Well, it’s just I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” - _Footloose_
6. “Don’t you dare lump me in with Jessup and Kendrick just because we wear the same uniform. I’m your friend and I’m telling you, I don’t think your clients belong in jail but I don’t get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice and my client has a case! There you go. Now I want you to acknowledge that the Judge Advocate has made you aware of the possible consequences of accusing a Marine officer of a felony without proper evidence.” - _A Few Good Men_
7. “Hey, don’t tell me how to fly the damned CM, all right? They brought me in here to do a job, they asked me to stir the damned tanks, and I stirred the tanks!” - _Apollo 13_
8. “Water softens up the dirt.” - Stir of Echoes

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7154 "2020-09-14T05:16:46Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_
5. “Well, it’s just I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” - _Footloose_
6. “Don’t you dare lump me in with Jessup and Kendrick just because we wear the same uniform. I’m your friend and I’m telling you, I don’t think your clients belong in jail but I don’t get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice and my client has a case! There you go. Now I want you to acknowledge that the Judge Advocate has made you aware of the possible consequences of accusing a Marine officer of a felony without proper evidence.” - _A Few Good Men_
7. “Hey, don’t tell me how to fly the damned CM, all right? They brought me in here to do a job, they asked me to stir the damned tanks, and I stirred the tanks!” - _Apollo 13_
8. “Water softens up the dirt.” - _Stir of Echoes_
9. “Do you ever get the feeling that there’s something going on that we don’t know about?” - _Diner_

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7155 "2020-09-14T11:56:29Z")

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Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies

1. "See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me. " - _Tremors_
2. “How about we don’t get shot today?” - _R.I.P.D._
3. “Sometimes things don’t happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.” - _Quicksilver_
4. “Thank you Sir. May I have another.” - _Animal House_
5. “Well, it’s just I get the feeling you’ve been kissed a lot, and I’m afraid I’d suffer by comparison.” - _Footloose_
6. “Don’t you dare lump me in with Jessup and Kendrick just because we wear the same uniform. I’m your friend and I’m telling you, I don’t think your clients belong in jail but I don’t get to make that decision! I represent the government of the United States without passion or prejudice and my client has a case! There you go. Now I want you to acknowledge that the Judge Advocate has made you aware of the possible consequences of accusing a Marine officer of a felony without proper evidence.” - _A Few Good Men_
7. “Hey, don’t tell me how to fly the damned CM, all right? They brought me in here to do a job, they asked me to stir the damned tanks, and I stirred the tanks!” - _Apollo 13_
8. “Water softens up the dirt.” - _Stir of Echoes_
9. “Do you ever get the feeling that there’s something going on that we don’t know about?” - _Diner_
10. “I’m in charge now. I could bury you and Roarke tonight. I could do anything I want with you.” - The River Wild

**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7156 "2020-09-14T13:17:58Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7157 "2020-09-14T14:15:03Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - This is Spinal Tap

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7158 "2020-09-14T14:19:51Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. “I’ll have what she’s having.” - _When Harry Met Sally_

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7159 "2020-09-14T14:29:03Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just an old dirty birdy. - Annie Wilkes _Misery_

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. “I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just an old dirty birdy.” - Annie Wilkes _Misery_
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.” - _When Harry Met Sally_

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7161 "2020-09-14T15:35:38Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. “I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just an old dirty birdy.” - Annie Wilkes _Misery_
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.” - _When Harry Met Sally_
6. “Destiny is something we’ve invented because we can’t stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.” - Annie Reed, _Sleepless in Seattle_

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7162 "2020-09-14T16:07:08Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. “I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just an old dirty birdy.” - Annie Wilkes _Misery_
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.” - _When Harry Met Sally_
6. “Destiny is something we’ve invented because we can’t stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.” - Annie Reed, _Sleepless in Seattle_
7. “I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!” - _A Few Good Men_

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**Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7163 "2020-09-14T20:54:46Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. “I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just an old dirty birdy.” - Annie Wilkes _Misery_
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.” - _When Harry Met Sally_
6. “Destiny is something we’ve invented because we can’t stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.” - Annie Reed, _Sleepless in Seattle_
7. “I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!” - _A Few Good Men_
8. “You guys wanna go see a dead body?” - _Stand by Me_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-1/838780/7164 "2020-09-15T12:56:09Z")

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**Quotes from Director Rob Reiner movies**

1. “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” - Gordie LaChance, _Stand by Me_
2. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!” - _The Princess Bride_
3. “It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.” - _This is Spinal Tap_
4. “I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just an old dirty birdy.” - Annie Wilkes _Misery_
5. “I’ll have what she’s having.” - _When Harry Met Sally_
6. “Destiny is something we’ve invented because we can’t stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.” - Annie Reed, _Sleepless in Seattle_
7. “I’m gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!” - _A Few Good Men_
8. “You guys wanna go see a dead body?” - _Stand by Me_
9. “If you want to talk about character and American values, fine. Just tell me where and when, and I’ll show up. This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I _am_ the President.” - _The American President_

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