# Movie Marathon (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [March 26, 2021, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801 "2021-03-26T22:06:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1461 "2021-07-09T15:42:50Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1462 "2021-07-09T15:46:37Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…nerf herder!” - _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1463 "2021-07-09T15:47:04Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - _Bad Santa_ ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1464 "2021-07-09T15:53:16Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…nerf herder!” - _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back_ 6. “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - _Bad Santa_ (Housekeeping) ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1465 "2021-07-09T15:56:00Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…nerf herder!” - _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back_ 6. “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - _Bad Santa_ 7. “The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.” - _Caddyshack_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1466 "2021-07-09T16:15:09Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…nerf herder!” - _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back_ 6. “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - _Bad Santa_ 7. “The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.” - _Caddyshack_ 8. “From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.” - _Bull Durham_ I hope we can do at least two rounds of these. There are so many great ones! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1467 "2021-07-09T16:18:48Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…nerf herder!” - _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back_ 6. “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - _Bad Santa_ 7. “The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.” - _Caddyshack_ 8. “From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.” - _Bull Durham_ 9. “ Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” - _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1468 "2021-07-09T16:21:09Z")
**Movie Insults** 1. “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” - _Duck Soup_ 2. “I trust two men. One of 'em’s me. The other’s not you.” - _Con Air_ 3. “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” - _Ruthless People_ 4. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.” - _The Princess Bride_ 5. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…nerf herder!” - _Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back_ 6. “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.” - _Bad Santa_ 7. “The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.” - _Caddyshack_ 8. “From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.” - _Bull Durham_ 9. “ Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” - _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ 10. You’re not being rude, dear, you’re just being yourself. - The Palm Beach Story **More insults** 1. t’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1469 "2021-07-09T16:24:44Z")
Wanna do another round of those, **llikewise**? Please do! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1470 "2021-07-09T16:27:33Z")
**More insults** 1. t’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1471 "2021-07-09T16:29:56Z")
**More insults** 1. t’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1472 "2021-07-09T16:30:32Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1473 "2021-07-09T17:06:34Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1474 "2021-07-09T17:32:31Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ 5. " It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” - _Hocus Pocus_ ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1475 "2021-07-09T18:49:28Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ 5. " It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” - _Hocus Pocus_ 6. “That’s all you got, lady - two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes.” - _Erin Brockovich_ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1476 "2021-07-09T19:33:15Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ 5. " It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” - _Hocus Pocus_ 6. “That’s all you got, lady - two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes.” - _Erin Brockovich_ 7. “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off.” - _The Big Lebowski_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1477 "2021-07-09T21:42:48Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ 5. " It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” - _Hocus Pocus_ 6. “That’s all you got, lady - two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes.” - _Erin Brockovich_ 7. “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off.” - _The Big Lebowski_ 8. “Yes it’s true. This man has no dick” - Ghostbusters ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1478 "2021-07-10T00:23:05Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ 5. " It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” - _Hocus Pocus_ 6. “That’s all you got, lady - two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes.” - _Erin Brockovich_ 7. “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off.” - _The Big Lebowski_ 8. “Yes it’s true. This man has no dick” - Ghostbusters 9. “Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did.” - _Duck Soup_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1479 "2021-07-10T00:42:09Z")
**More insults** 1. It’s not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character - An American in Paris 2. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” - _The Avengers_ 3. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” - The Women 4. “Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?” - _A Fish Called Wanda_ 5. " It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!” - _Hocus Pocus_ 6. “That’s all you got, lady - two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes.” - _Erin Brockovich_ 7. “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off.” - _The Big Lebowski_ 8. “Yes it’s true. This man has no dick” - Ghostbusters 9. “Remember, you’re fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably more than she ever did.” - _Duck Soup_ 10. “You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.” - _Toy Story_ **Movie Compliments** 1. " God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore." - Blazing Saddles ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801/1480 "2021-07-10T01:41:34Z")
**Movie Compliments** 1. " God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore." - Blazing Saddles 2. “And how would you beat him?” “With a stick. While he slept. But on a horse, with a lance? That man is unbeatable.” _– A Knight’s Tale_ _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801.md?page=73) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-marathon-part-2/938801.md?page=75)