Movie Marathon (Part 2)

Really, really terrible movies that you did not see on MST3K.

  1. Demon Seed (Woman is raped and impregnated by self-aware supercomputer)
  2. Bug (Paranoia about government)
  3. Zardoz (“The gun is good. The penis is evil.”)
  4. The Thing With Two Heads (Doctors transplant the head of a dying, racist surgeon onto the body of a black death row inmate. Co-starring former NFL player Rosie Grier.)
  5. Plan 9 From Outer Space (makes you wonder what the first 8 plans were).
  6. Manos: Hands of Fate (low-budget, laughably nonsensical horror movie)
  7. Repossessed (a painfully unfunny spoof of The Exorcist , with Leslie Nielsen and Linda Blair)
  8. Yor: The Hunter from the Future (wooden acting, lackluster special effects, total bore)

Really, really terrible movies that you did not see on MST3K.

  1. Demon Seed (Woman is raped and impregnated by self-aware supercomputer)
  2. Bug (Paranoia about government)
  3. Zardoz (“The gun is good. The penis is evil.”)
  4. The Thing With Two Heads (Doctors transplant the head of a dying, racist surgeon onto the body of a black death row inmate. Co-starring former NFL player Rosie Grier.)
  5. Plan 9 From Outer Space (makes you wonder what the first 8 plans were).
  6. Manos: Hands of Fate (low-budget, laughably nonsensical horror movie)
  7. Repossessed (a painfully unfunny spoof of The Exorcist , with Leslie Nielsen and Linda Blair)
  8. Yor: The Hunter from the Future (wooden acting, lackluster special effects, total bore)
  9. Liquid Sky (absolutely gawdawful sf film about an alien preying on Eighties club trash)

Really, really terrible movies that you did not see on MST3K.

  1. Demon Seed (Woman is raped and impregnated by self-aware supercomputer)
  2. Bug (Paranoia about government)
  3. Zardoz (“The gun is good. The penis is evil.”)
  4. The Thing With Two Heads (Doctors transplant the head of a dying, racist surgeon onto the body of a black death row inmate. Co-starring former NFL player Rosie Grier.)
  5. Plan 9 From Outer Space (makes you wonder what the first 8 plans were).
  6. Manos: Hands of Fate (low-budget, laughably nonsensical horror movie)
  7. Repossessed (a painfully unfunny spoof of The Exorcist , with Leslie Nielsen and Linda Blair)
  8. Yor: The Hunter from the Future (wooden acting, lackluster special effects, total bore)
  9. Liquid Sky (absolutely gawdawful sf film about an alien preying on Eighties club trash)
  10. Blood Sucking Freaks (ghastly mix of 70s torture porn and low comedy)

Pass.

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla

-“BB”-

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla
  5. Fresh Guacamole

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla
  5. Fresh Guacamole
  6. They’re Made Out of Meat

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla
  5. Fresh Guacamole
  6. They’re Made Out of Meat
  7. If Anything Happens I Love You

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla
  5. Fresh Guacamole
  6. They’re Made Out of Meat
  7. If Anything Happens I Love You
  8. The Cat Came Back

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla
  5. Fresh Guacamole
  6. They’re Made Out of Meat
  7. If Anything Happens I Love You
  8. The Cat Came Back
  9. Jack-Jack Attack

Love Jack-Jack Attack! Those Pixar folks are so clever.

Short Subjects

  1. Evil Demon Golf Ball From Hell!!!
  2. Hardware Wars
  3. One Week
  4. Bambi Meets Godzilla
  5. Fresh Guacamole
  6. They’re Made Out of Meat
  7. If Anything Happens I Love You
  8. The Cat Came Back
  9. Jack-Jack Attack
  10. Unconditional (heart-breaking film, but great performances)

NEXT: The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)

The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)
  2. A Night at the Opera (1936)

The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)
  2. A Night at the Opera (1936)
  3. The General (1926)

At first I read “oddest film.” That would be quite a different category.

The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)
  2. A Night at the Opera (1936)
  3. The General (1926)
  4. Safety Last! (1923)

Harold Lloyd was a comic genius and could actually act - pretty rare in those days.

The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)
  2. A Night at the Opera (1936)
  3. The General (1926)
  4. Safety Last! (1923)
  5. The Cameraman’s Revenge (1912)

Russian stop-motion film using dead insects(beetles, grasshoppers, and dragonflies) as characters. It used doll-house sized sets too, so no cartoon drawings at all, and quite amusing.

The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)
  2. A Night at the Opera (1936)
  3. The General (1926)
  4. Safety Last! (1923)
  5. The Cameraman’s Revenge (1912)
  6. Broken Blossoms (1919)

The oldest film you’ve seen that you like

  1. Intolerance (1916)
  2. A Night at the Opera (1936)
  3. The General (1926)
  4. Safety Last! (1923)
  5. The Cameraman’s Revenge (1912)
  6. Broken Blossoms (1919)
  7. Liberty (1929)

Short film with Laurel and Hardy where they’re on top of a very high building.