# Movie Nude Scenes You Could Have Done Without **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 18, 2001, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647 "2001-01-18T05:49:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/81 "2017-10-26T18:29:21Z")
Anyone seen the two _Inbetweeners_ movies? (shudder) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/82 "2017-10-26T18:34:56Z")
Needs more nude zombies, said no one ever šŸ˜› > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > And for inappropriate, topless 16 year old Thora Birch in **American Beauty**. Thatā€™s kiddie porn. (a) the law begs to differ, that thereā€™s no kiddie, sonā€¦ and besides, (b) for a while, wasnā€™t gratuituousness the whole point of Thora Birch? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/83 "2017-10-26T18:53:29Z")
Craig Wasson in Ghost Story and Terrence Howard in the 50 cent bioā€¦while I appreciated their artistic integrity, I was kinda embarrassed for them. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/84 "2017-10-26T19:00:09Z")
> [@TVeblen](#): > > If weā€™re including gratuitousā€¦love, love, love Airplane (hey, I never claimed to be an icon of good taste) but the jiggling jello cups segue to jigging naked breasts always jars me a little. Youā€™re conflating two different scenes. The jiggling breasts which followed the jiggling jello cups were clothed. Gratuitous yes, but definitely clothed. The _naked_ jiggling breasts came during the scene where Julie Hagerty asked if anyone knew how to fly a plane, causing mass hysteria. > [@JRDelirious](#): > > Needs more nude zombies, said no one ever šŸ˜› Speaking of zombiesā€¦ thereā€™s a scene in _Scoutā€™s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse_ where the hero ends up dangling out a window while holding onto an old zombie manā€™s penis. No joke. Iā€™d say it was unnecessary but it was the only funny scene in that terrible movie. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/85 "2017-10-26T19:17:24Z")
> [@Nwoomer92](#): > > I am completely sick of nude scenes. I canā€™t even watch a movie with my boyfriend without seeing tits, like damn why arenā€™t I seeing a guyā€™s dick too?? And this is how Iā€™m a feminist, and only in this way. There are to many movies that are just meant for menā€™s eyes. Like damn if I want to watch a porno with my man I will watch porn, I donā€™t want to see it in my movies! Seems like an odd thing to get upset about. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/86 "2017-10-26T19:27:26Z")
Eighty five replies and no one has mentioned **Borat**? ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/87 "2017-10-26T19:30:07Z")
> [@Nwoomer92](#): > > I am completely sick of nude scenes. I canā€™t even watch a movie with my boyfriend without seeing tits, like damn why arenā€™t I seeing a guyā€™s dick too?? And this is how Iā€™m a feminist, and only in this way. There are to many movies that are just meant for menā€™s eyes. Like damn if I want to watch a porno with my man I will watch porn, I donā€™t want to see it in my movies! Really? I was under the impression that there was probably LESS nudity in mainstream films these days. Perhaps I am wrong; perhaps this is another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/88 "2017-10-26T19:30:30Z")
Considering **Borat** came out in 2006 and this thread is from 2001 and was just revived today, is that really surprising? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/89 "2017-10-26T19:36:37Z")
> [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](#): > > I noticed _Harold and Maude_ came up a few times on this thread, but no one ever went into any detail about its nude scene. Me, Iā€™ve seen _Harold and Maude_, and it really is a sweet movie, but Iā€™ve never seen the nude scene. Itā€™s my understanding that the director originally intended a long scene of Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon making love, and that he actually shot the scene. The studio balked at this, however, and it was cut. Iā€™ve never seen this scene, and Iā€™m unaware of any version of the movie with the nude scene in it. It might exist, but I donā€™t know. > > Does anyone have any idea? nm ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/90 "2017-10-26T20:03:36Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > Needs more nude zombies, said no one ever šŸ˜› > > (a) the law begs to differ, that thereā€™s no kiddie, sonā€¦ and besides, > (b) for a while, wasnā€™t gratuituousness the whole point of Thora Birch? She was 16 when the movie came out but 15 when they filmed it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/91 "2017-10-26T20:38:28Z")
> [@Chance the Gardener](#): > > Iā€™ve seen Harold and Maude, and it really is a sweet movie, but Iā€™ve never seen the nude scene. Itā€™s my understanding that the director originally intended a long scene of Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon making love, and that he actually shot the scene. The studio balked at this, however, and it was cut. Never was an (alleged) studio cut more worthwhile. Without it, weā€™d have been dealing with a critical worldwide shortage of brain bleach. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/92 "2017-10-26T20:52:27Z")
Didnā€™t care much for seeing Bob Hoskinsā€™s meat and two veg in _Mrs. Henderson Presents_. Ditto for the big naked pissed-off husband in _Sideways_. ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/93 "2017-10-26T21:27:24Z")
Hodor. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/94 "2017-10-26T22:47:02Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > Hodor. Hodorā€™s hodor was a prosthetic hodor. šŸ˜› Also: Lady Melisandre in her ā€œancient croneā€ guise. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/95 "2017-10-26T23:04:12Z")
> [@even\_sven](#): > > Arrrgggg!!! > > The Rivers Edge. The worst movie known to man. Why did you have to make me remeber that blue naked corpse? Why did I envy that corpse, considering that she did not have to watch that TERRIBLE movie? > > Arrrrgggg!!! Funny, I thought that movie was superb. Iā€™m serious. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/96 "2017-10-26T23:14:18Z")
> [@chacoguy](#): > > Eighty five replies and no one has mentioned **Borat**? Itā€™s bad luck to mention the name of the Kazak Film. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/97 "2017-10-26T23:18:15Z")
Not really nude, but the clay throwing scene in ā€˜Ghostā€™ with Demi and Patrick is sickening to me, I really hate it, will not watch it! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/98 "2017-10-26T23:27:15Z")
Sorta related to the topic. This ancient [Cracked](http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-spectacularly-unsexy-workout-videos-ever/)article is pretty creepy/hilarious. Especially the Angela Lansbury entry. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/99 "2017-10-27T00:24:07Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > Funny, I thought that movie was superb. Iā€™m serious. I couldnā€™t agree more and it was based on a true story. Crispin Glover was awesome in it. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647/100 "2017-10-27T00:47:53Z")
Amy Irving and Dennis Hopper in Carried Away. Both well past their physical prime. I had a crush on Amy twenty years earlier. I would have preferred keeping that memory intact. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-nude-scenes-you-could-have-done-without/50647.md?page=6)