# Movie one liners
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/1 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")
I’ll start:
“My prediction? Pain.”
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### Author:  [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/2 "2012-01-07T16:16:32Z")
“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Is this a “guess the movie” thing, or are we just throwing quotes out ( 'cuz Clubber Lang said that “pain” line in Rocky III)?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/3 "2012-01-07T16:18:41Z")
“Prove it.”
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/4 "2012-01-07T16:21:09Z")
“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!”
“You’re like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.”
“We’ll rent to start.”
“Round up the usual suspects.”
“Sleep… now.”
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/5 "2012-01-07T16:30:09Z")
> [@Labtrash](#):
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> “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
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> Is this a “guess the movie” thing, or are we just throwing quotes out ( 'cuz Clubber Lang said that “pain” line in Rocky III)?
Don’t know… I didn’t really have a plan. I just had to get the quote out on the interwebs.
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/6 "2012-01-07T16:31:12Z")
> [@Zeldar](#):
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> “Prove it.”
Bad Santa?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/7 "2012-01-07T16:32:07Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Bad Santa?
Shane
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/8 "2012-01-07T16:44:35Z")
On the off-chance that you may have missed this classic, the set-up is
[Shane 1953 Jack Palance - And where do you think you’re going?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4qQtWjXPv4&feature=related)
and the payoff is
[Low Down Yankee Lier](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE3mHhpGV2A&feature=related)
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/9 "2012-01-07T16:46:15Z")
Well it was a good line in Bad Santa too.
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### Author:  [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/10 "2012-01-07T16:47:58Z")
‘Ceaser… is… home’
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/11 "2012-01-07T16:52:17Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Well it was a good line in Bad Santa too.
I love the movie but don’t recall the line as such. Got a clip?
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/12 "2012-01-07T17:04:37Z")
We watched this last night.
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.”
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/13 "2012-01-07T17:25:06Z")
“Listen, Princess, as long as there’s sidewalks, _you’ve_ got a job.”
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### Author:  [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/14 "2012-01-07T17:26:34Z")
> [@Zeldar](#):
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> I love the movie but don’t recall the line as such. Got a clip?
[Try this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJZtf2aS2Y&feature=related)- the exchange starts at about 1:45 or so- make sure you watch what happens after the line (“prove it” is right at 2:00).
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/15 "2012-01-07T17:43:44Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> [Try this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJZtf2aS2Y&feature=related)- the exchange starts at about 1:45 or so- make sure you watch what happens after the line (“prove it” is right at 2:00).
Oh, yes! That was a great scene in a great movie. I suppose the _Shane_ line was so deep down in my reptilian brain that the use of it in _Bad Santa_ didn’t jump out at me. Thanks for the refresher.
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/16 "2012-01-07T19:30:53Z")
“Let’s get out of here.”
😉
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/17 "2012-01-07T19:44:58Z")
> [@Eve](#):
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> “Listen, Princess, as long as there’s sidewalks, _you’ve_ got a job.”
😃 That could fit in any number of movies.
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/18 "2012-01-07T20:01:31Z")
“Oh no. Not again.”
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### Author:  [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/19 "2012-01-07T20:19:26Z")
I’ll have what she’s having.
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### Author:  [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/20 "2012-01-07T20:37:49Z")
I’m not an actor. I’m a movie star!
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