# Movie one liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/21 "2012-01-07T20:39:49Z")
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/22 "2012-01-07T21:19:23Z")
I Lied. ---
**Author:** ![UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/46a35a/32.png) [@UFC\_Is\_Sux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UFC_Is_Sux)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/23 "2012-01-07T21:42:48Z")
[Khaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084726/) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/24 "2012-01-07T22:09:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!” > > “Round up the usual suspects.” The first one is _Breaker Morant_. The second is, of course, _Casablanca_. Here’s mine: “Miss Jean Louse, stand up, your father’s passing.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/25 "2012-01-07T23:39:21Z")
“Plastics.” ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/26 "2012-01-08T00:14:27Z")
“You ain’t no Presidential appointee, Elliot. One that hired you is me. You got thirty days.” ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/27 "2012-01-08T01:29:06Z")
It’s been trotted out hundreds of times but is still a favorite of mine. No, Mister Bond. I expect you to die. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/28 "2012-01-08T01:38:48Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > The first one is _Breaker Morant_. The second is, of course, _Casablanca_. > > Here’s mine: > > “Miss Jean Louse, stand up, your father’s passing.” Correct in both your guesses. Your quotation is, of course, from _To Kill a Mockingbird_. > [@Thin\_Ice](#): > > “You ain’t no Presidential appointee, Elliot. One that hired you is me. You got thirty days.” Wilford Brimley’s greatest role, in _Absence of Malice_. Love that scene, where he - playing a Justice Dept. heavyweight - gathers all of the characters in one room and lays all their schemes bare. Here are some more: “The President addressed a joint session of Congress and said we’re gonna stand up to the Soviets no matter what. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President’s gonna get us in trouble, they always evoke Lincoln.” “I’m your number-one fan!” “You know what’s the most annoying sound in the world?” “You’re not affiliated with me!” “And don’t wear the same color suits. This isn’t the Matrix.” ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/29 "2012-01-08T01:43:59Z")
Let off some steeeem, Bennett. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/30 "2012-01-08T01:47:40Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > “Miss Jean Louse, stand up, your father’s passing.” I doubt if Mary Badham would like to be called a louse. Instead, I [submit:](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056592/quotes) > [@](#): > > Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father’s passing. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/31 "2012-01-08T02:01:43Z")
“Wake up! Time to die!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/32 "2012-01-08T02:12:19Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > “Wake up! Time to die!” Leon to Deckard, _Blade Runner_. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/33 "2012-01-08T03:31:32Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > I doubt if Mary Badham would like to be called a louse. Instead, I [submit:](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056592/quotes) :smack: I think Scout would smack me for that typo. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/34 "2012-01-08T03:42:17Z")
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!” ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/35 "2012-01-08T04:02:12Z")
Stick around! ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/36 "2012-01-08T15:33:43Z")
“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling!” > [@joebuck20](#): > > I Lied. “I let him go.”😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/37 "2012-01-08T19:22:07Z")
Jones. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/38 "2012-01-08T19:24:35Z")
[What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a-goin’ on here?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0VNHe5fq30) And for context: [Blazing Saddles- Work Song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7QF32mxftE&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/39 "2012-01-08T19:24:55Z")
And don’t call me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/40 "2012-01-08T19:46:31Z")
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