# Movie one liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![oliversarmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@oliversarmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oliversarmy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/61 "2012-01-09T06:48:07Z")
“What we have here is a failure to communicate.” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/62 "2012-01-09T08:32:02Z")
> [@oliversarmy](#): > > “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” “Game over man! game over.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/63 "2012-01-09T09:08:11Z")
“Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between them?” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/64 "2012-01-09T09:53:43Z")
“It’s all part of the show.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/65 "2012-01-09T14:01:22Z")
“May I take your trident, sir?” “Do I look like I give a damn?” “Day and night. Tell me more about the mechanism.” “We got them and we shot them under Rule .303!” “In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/66 "2012-01-09T15:36:59Z")
I’m from Iowa, I only work in space. ---
**Author:** ![SykoSkotty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SykoSkotty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SykoSkotty)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/67 "2012-01-09T22:12:37Z")
“We’re on a mission from God.” “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/68 "2012-01-09T23:40:58Z")
‘Get away from her you bitch!’ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/69 "2012-01-10T00:09:30Z")
“You keep talking in parables. You’re like a crap Jesus.” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/70 "2012-01-10T00:28:08Z")
“inconceivable!” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/71 "2012-01-10T01:00:02Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > “inconceivable!” I don’t think that word means what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/72 "2012-01-10T01:10:13Z")
“Vaya con Dios, senor.” “I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go along.” “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.” “TOP. Men.” ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/73 "2012-01-10T01:33:24Z")
“Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.” ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/74 "2012-01-10T03:11:44Z")
Here’s some answers > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “You’re not affiliated with me!” - The Incredibles > [@rowrrbazzle](#): > > “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!” - Dr. Strangelove > [@msmith537](#): > > “I let him go.”😃 Apocalypto > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > And don’t call me Shirley. - Airplane > [@TBG](#): > > “Consider that a divorce” - Total Recall? > [@standingwave](#): > > Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy. - The Outlaw Josie Wales > > You just keep thinkin’, Butch. That’s what you’re good at. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid > [@Chefguy](#): > > Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. - Casablanca > > I am shocked, _shocked_ to learn that there has been gambling going on in here! - Casablanca > [@BrainGlutton](#): > > “I find your lack of faith disturbing.” > > - Star Wars > [@BrainGlutton](#): > > “They gon’ go med **ieval** on his ass!” > > Pulp Fiction > [@oliversarmy](#): > > “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” > > Cool Hand Luke > [@SykoSkotty](#): > > “We’re on a mission from God.” -Blues Brothers > > “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” - Jaws ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/75 "2012-01-10T03:22:48Z")
“here come the rain clouds.” “Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining.” “Wish they woulda creamated the sumbitch” “Still shakin that tree boss” “you’re sears and roebuck material, you know that pal?” “I hate prunes. They cloud my mind” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/76 "2012-01-10T15:29:51Z")
“Blucher!” (horse whinny) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/77 "2012-01-10T17:48:52Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > Here’s some answers Correct as to _The Incredibles_ quotation. “I would like to be President.” “Would you come back in, please? We would like to talk to you.” “Don’t call me Tiny.” “Oh… _oh!_ Now that’s just wrong.” “Tell 'em they’ve got a helluva march.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/78 "2012-01-10T18:00:51Z")
> [@](#): > > “I would like to be President.” _The Hidden_ > [@](#): > > “Oh… _oh!_ Now that’s just wrong.” _Galaxy Quest_ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/79 "2012-01-10T18:18:01Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Don’t call me Tiny.” Sulu - Star Trek 3. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/80 "2012-01-10T18:21:31Z")
“I… made FIRE!!” “There is no spoon.” “There is no Markinson.” “Front- bow! Back- stern! Get it right, squid, or I’ll throw you through the little round hole in the side!” “Prove it.” (not _Bad Santa_) “Right in the lumber yard.” “Waterskiing!?!?!?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737.md?page=5)