# Movie one liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/101 "2012-04-12T17:14:16Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > They may say that on the Internet, but that’s not what Ripley said in _Aliens_. > > [cite](http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Aliens.html) Seems odd, in retrospect, that a cargo/mining ship would have planet nuking capabilities. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/102 "2012-04-12T18:06:24Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Seems odd, in retrospect, that a cargo/mining ship would have planet nuking capabilities. :dubious: You’re thinking of the first movie. “Alien” She said it in the second movie, “Aliens” where they came in a military spaceship with a platoon of Space Marines, armed to handle almost anything. Unless I’ve been whooshed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/103 "2012-04-12T18:13:32Z")
> [@Satchmo](#): > > You’re thinking of the first movie. “Alien” > > She said it in the second movie, “Aliens” where they came in a military spaceship with a platoon of Space Marines, armed to handle almost anything. > > Unless I’ve been whooshed. > 😉 Nope- I erred. Didn’t there used to be an “embarrassed” smiley? ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/104 "2012-04-12T18:17:49Z")
Missed the edit window, but wanted to add one. “Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/105 "2012-04-12T18:20:17Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Didn’t there used to be an “embarrassed” smiley? How about this one: :o ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/106 "2012-04-12T18:31:08Z")
Answers to some of my previous quotes: > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > [1] “Clearly I miscalculated a few things.” > > [2] “Whoa.” > > [3] “She saves him right back.” > > [4] “They lack our altruism, sir.” > > [5] “Yes, but they were _all bad_.” 1. _Limitless_ 2. _The Matrix_ 3. _Pretty Woman_ 4. _Breaker Morant_ 5. _True Lies_ > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > [6] “May I take your trident, sir?” > > [7] “Do I look like I give a damn?” > > [8] “Day and night. Tell me more about the mechanism.” > > [9] “We got them and we shot them under Rule .303!” > > [10] “In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!” 1. _Dirty Rotten Scoundrels_ 2. _Casino Royale_ 3. _From Russia With Love_, when the Soviet defector with a codebreaking machine asks if Bond will make love to her in England 4. _Breaker Morant_ 5. _Star Trek: The Motion Picture_ > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > … > > [11] “Would you come back in, please? We would like to talk to you.” > … > [12] “Tell 'em they’ve got a helluva march.” 1. _Notorious_ 2. _First Monday in October_ > [@tdn](#): > > …“Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm.” _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ > [@Satchmo](#): > > You’re thinking of the first movie. “Alien” > > She said it in the second movie, “Aliens” where they came in a military spaceship with a platoon of Space Marines, armed to handle almost anything… To wit: > [@Hudson:](#): > > I’m ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don’t worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ballbreakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks… ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/107 "2012-04-12T19:40:15Z")
Cover me,you limp dick fuckups! I’m guessing right about now you couldn’t find a dixie coonskin with an Ohio hooker holding your prick and showing you the way. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/108 "2012-04-12T19:40:23Z")
Two from the same movie. “Game over man. Game over.” “Why don’t you put her in charge?!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/109 "2012-04-12T19:52:38Z")
> [@Satchmo](#): > > Missed the edit window, but wanted to add one. > > “Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?” “OK. You have a plethora of pinatas!” ---
**Author:** ![Neo-Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/96bed5/32.png) [@Neo-Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neo-Calredic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/110 "2012-04-12T19:59:14Z")
“No… you brought two too many.” “There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig.” ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/111 "2012-04-12T20:09:29Z")
“Man has climbed Mount Everest…gone to the bottom of the ocean…he has fired rockets at the Moon…split the atom…achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour…EXCEPT CRIME!!” And three from the same movie: “Sorry, Shorty.” “It’s for you.” “You dig.” EDIT: Ninja’ed by Neo-Claredic! ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/112 "2012-04-12T20:11:11Z")
> [@Neo-Calredic](#): > > “There are two kinds of people in this world, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig.” **The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly** ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/113 "2012-04-12T20:37:18Z")
They don’t talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, “Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I’ve ever seen in my life.” They just walk around the Ponderosa: “Yes, Pa, where’s Little Joe?” Nothin’ about broads. I don’t think I’m being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don’t care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I’m beginning to think that show doesn’t have too much realism. ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/114 "2012-04-12T21:08:51Z")
Blessed are the cheesemakers. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/115 "2012-04-12T21:22:32Z")
“I think everybody oughta fuck everybody else till we’re all the same color!” Warren Beatty ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/116 "2012-04-12T21:30:33Z")
“Stay on the bomb run, boys! I’m gonna get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek.” - Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/117 "2012-04-12T21:43:52Z")
> [@Toxgoddess](#): > > Blessed are the cheesemakers. and all manufacturers of dairy products. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/118 "2012-04-13T00:17:53Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > “OK. You have a plethora of pinatas!” “So, Jorge, do you know what a plethora is?” > [@Neo-Calredic](#): > > “No… you brought two too many.” Charles Bronson in “Once upon a time in the west”. “What if he can read our minds?” “He’ll be real mad when he gets to mine.” ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/119 "2012-04-13T00:38:23Z")
Why so serious? “May your first child be a masculine child!” “Thirty-Seven!?!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/120 "2012-04-13T01:54:46Z")
“Einstein was probably one of them.” “Can’t you see it’s probably better this way? If I came to work for you, you’d just end up my bitch.” “No capes!” “Your hands are cold.” “Had your chance; muffed it. Good morning!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737.md?page=7)