# Movie one liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/121 "2012-04-13T06:29:36Z")
It rubs the lotion on its skin. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/122 "2012-04-13T06:43:29Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > Two from the same movie. > > “Game over man. Game over.” > “Why don’t you put her in charge?!” Hackers. When I had a job coding late at night with my co-workers, we used to say we were “hacking the Gibson” Mine: “I’m afraid..” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/123 "2012-04-13T12:17:52Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > They don’t talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, “Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I’ve ever seen in my life.” They just walk around the Ponderosa: “Yes, Pa, where’s Little Joe?” Nothin’ about broads. I don’t think I’m being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don’t care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I’m beginning to think that show doesn’t have too much realism. Tin Men? ---
**Author:** ![Corcaigh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Corcaigh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corcaigh)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/124 "2012-04-13T17:05:24Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Hackers. When I had a job coding late at night with my co-workers, we used to say we were “hacking the Gibson” Pretty sure those lines are from _Aliens_ > [@](#): > > Mine: “I’m afraid..” 2001? “if it bleeds, we can kill it” ---
**Author:** ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/125 "2012-04-13T17:21:21Z")
“Nobody ever notices the driver.” “Oh, hi Morty!” “I guess he got here early” “Do we kill him now?” “Ted, she’s an expert in martial arts that have names I can’t even **pronounce**.” ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/126 "2012-04-13T17:39:21Z")
“Anybody else wanna negotiate?” Bruce Willis, _The Fifth Element_ ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/127 "2012-04-13T19:19:35Z")
> [@Runestar](#): > > “Nobody ever notices the driver.” > > “Oh, hi Morty!” > > “I guess he got here early” > > “Do we kill him now?” > > “Ted, she’s an expert in martial arts that have names I can’t even **pronounce**.” All from the very excellent “Undercover Blues”. “Is that a bullet hole in your jacket?” ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/128 "2012-04-13T19:28:39Z")
> [@Corcaigh](#): > > 2001? Yup ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/129 "2012-04-13T19:35:03Z")
“Son, you got a panty on your head.” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/130 "2012-04-13T19:37:45Z")
> [@jerseymule](#): > > “Son, you got a panty on your head.” If not the best, one or the ten best ever: _Raising Arizona_! ---
**Author:** ![limegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@limegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/limegreen)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/131 "2012-04-13T20:49:21Z")
“It’s a helluva day at sea, sir!” “It’s called a lance, hello!” ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/132 "2012-04-14T00:04:39Z")
> [@simster](#): > > ‘Get away from her you bitch!’ Harry Dresden, to a phobophage, in _Proven Guilty_. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/133 "2012-04-16T03:11:38Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Einstein was probably one of them.” > > “Can’t you see it’s probably better this way? If I came to work for you, you’d just end up my bitch.” > > “No capes!” > > “Your hands are cold.” > > “Had your chance; muffed it. Good morning!” No guesses? ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/134 "2012-04-17T18:34:25Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Can’t you see it’s probably better this way? If I came to work for you, you’d just end up my bitch.” > > “No capes!” _Limitless_ Endna Mode from _The Incredibles_. “What’d you shave with, a piece of glass?” ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/135 "2012-04-17T20:19:19Z")
Oh stewardess! I speak jive. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/136 "2012-04-17T22:20:05Z")
…when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either. Ooops, Sorry. I didn’t wait until someone else responded. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/137 "2012-04-18T00:54:37Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > Oh stewardess! I speak jive. > [@SiXSwordS](#): > > …when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don’t think it’s crazy at all and I don’t think you do either. > > Ooops, Sorry. I didn’t wait until someone else responded. Barbara Billingsly \ in _Airplane_ and Jack Nicholson in _One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest_. Both great movies. “When I give the signal, start exhaling for all your worth!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/138 "2012-04-18T15:35:58Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > “Einstein was probably one of them.” > > “Can’t you see it’s probably better this way? If I came to work for you, you’d just end up my bitch.” > > “No capes!” > > “Your hands are cold.” > > “Had your chance; muffed it. Good morning!” Correct as to the second and third, **Satchmo**. The first is from _Close Encounters of the Third Kind_, when the NASA scientists at Devil’s Tower are talking about the aliens. The fourth is from _Pride & Prejudice_, when Elizabeth takes Darcy’s hands in her own before they kiss. The fifth is from _Chitty Chitty Bang Bang_, when Potts initially fails to convince Mr. Sweet to make his Toot Sweet candies. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/139 "2012-04-18T16:09:45Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > Yeah, I considered adding that one. 😃 I wonder how obscure it is anyone under the age of fifty. I like this game of posting unattributed quotes. I’m not **quite** 50, and I got it. > [@Nava](#): > > Some like it hot. Also known as “the motor movie”, with accompanying hand gesture. You’re even further from 50 than I am… And anyway, kids nowadays… They think it’s from _[Independence Day](http://www.moviefanatic.com/quotes/im-not-jewish-well-nobodys-perfect/)_ 😛 (and yes, it’s clearly an homage to SLIH) … “Soylent Green is made of people!” “No!” (Or maybe “Non!” ?) And it’s remarkable for being the **only** line in the movie 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/140 "2012-04-18T16:53:54Z")
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