# Movie one liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 7, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737 "2012-01-07T15:31:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/141 "2012-04-18T18:15:52Z")
What are you, some rehab counselor? Just sell me the [expletive deleted] drugs. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/142 "2012-04-18T18:31:09Z")
“I was in the neighborhood, feelin’ daffy.” “. . . I’m CEO, bitch.” ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/143 "2012-04-18T19:06:01Z")
You think that if you get a little wife…or girlfriend that you don’t pay? You pay. Then you can’t be sure you’ll get it. With Naomi…You pay, and you get it. You get it good. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/144 "2012-04-18T20:09:53Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > “Soylent Green is made of people!” > > “No!” (Or maybe “Non!” ?) > And it’s remarkable for being the **only** line in the movie 🙂 _Soylent Green_ and _Silent Movie_ (as uttered by Marcel Marceau, no less), respectively. > [@drastic\_quench](#): > > Ned! Ryerson! > > BING! Both from _Groundhog Day_. > [@teela\_brown](#): > > “. . . I’m CEO, bitch.” _The Social Network_ (a very bland name for a pretty good movie). ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/145 "2012-04-18T20:14:10Z")
Where else can you get a virgin to sit on your face for seven bucks? ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/146 "2012-04-18T20:19:49Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > _Soylent Green_ and _Silent Movie_ (as uttered by Marcel Marceau, no less), respectively. Yup 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/147 "2012-04-19T00:56:36Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Correct as to the second and third, **Satchmo**. > > The first is from _Close Encounters of the Third Kind_, when the NASA scientists at Devil’s Tower are talking about the aliens. > > The fourth is from _Pride & Prejudice_, when Elizabeth takes Darcy’s hands in her own before they kiss. > > The fifth is from _Chitty Chitty Bang Bang_, when Potts initially fails to convince Mr. Sweet to make his Toot Sweet candies. “You’ll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.” ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/148 "2012-04-19T01:05:01Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > They don’t talk about broads - nothing. Ya never hear Little Joe say, “Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I’ve ever seen in my life.” They just walk around the Ponderosa: “Yes, Pa, where’s Little Joe?” Nothin’ about broads. I don’t think I’m being too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don’t care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I’m beginning to think that show doesn’t have too much realism. I think this is from _Diner_. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/149 "2012-04-19T21:52:55Z")
“Pull!” “The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/150 "2012-04-20T02:26:54Z")
> [@Corner\_Case](#): > > “Pull!” > > “The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true” \*History of the World, Part I The Princess Bride\* * * * “I’m calling about the bomb, Dmitri… The bomb, Dmitri… The _hydrogen_ bomb.” “They say a slice off a cut loaf’s never missed.” “Kinky!” “Ah, he’s drunk.” “A dream, to some… a nightmare to others!” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/151 "2012-04-20T04:11:36Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > \*History of the World, Part I > > The Princess Bride\* The first is correct - it’s good to be the King. The second is not - too modern. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/152 "2012-04-20T08:29:11Z")
> [@Corner\_Case](#): > > “The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true” Danny Kay – _The Court Jester_ ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/153 "2012-04-20T13:12:36Z")
William Holden in [_The Wild Bunch_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSK6Yo2O1E): “If they move, kill 'em!” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/154 "2012-04-20T14:53:22Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > Danny Kay – _The Court Jester_ Correct “Peel me a grape” ---
**Author:** ![DivineComedienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@DivineComedienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DivineComedienne)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/155 "2012-04-20T15:29:22Z")
“That’s our Hitler!” ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737/156 "2012-04-20T15:35:43Z")
> [@DivineComedienne](#): > > “That’s our Hitler!” _[Heil Honey, I’m Home](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc)_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-one-liners/608737.md?page=7)