# Movie Plot Generator **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779 "2003-08-17T15:20:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LookitMe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7bcc69/32.png) [@LookitMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LookitMe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/1 "2003-08-17T15:20:30Z")
[This](http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm) is fun. Here’s what I came up with when I used it: The Gunslinger an original screenplay concept by LookitMe Western: An antisocial loner teams up with a cute dog named Jake to solve the perfect crime. In the process they rescue a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they run away from two hundred bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after. Think Die Hard meets Silverado ---
**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/2 "2003-08-17T15:45:17Z")
> [@](#): > > Absolute Zero > an original screenplay concept > by Achernar > Science Fiction: An absent-minded scientist teams up with a well-built female cyborg to win a wager. In the process they play Russian roulette with a nun. By the end of the movie they hijack 14 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after. > > Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets Ernest Goes to Camp. Ah, this’ll get old really fast. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/3 "2003-08-17T16:06:30Z")
A Place In The Moon an original screenplay concept by Zeldar Black comedy: A struggling artist teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they buy 6 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after. Think It’s a Beautiful Life meets Shane. ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/4 "2003-08-17T16:09:29Z")
Hard Weapons an original screenplay concept by FairyDust Action: A renegade cop teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a rookie cop. By the end of the movie they blow up fifty cars and end up winning the admiration of their department, living happily ever after. Think Die Hard meets Lethal Weapon. ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/5 "2003-08-17T16:12:31Z")
Oh, my gosh! Did you see the [funny sequel movie titles at that site](http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotbest.htm#SEQUELS)? hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/6 "2003-08-17T21:54:18Z")
Here’s one of my favorite Plot Generators. [http://www.visi.com/~sgrantz/plot.html](http://www.visi.com/~sgrantz/plot.html) Basically it generates movie plots (with appropriate accompanying “stars”) that are usually seen at 2:00 a.m. on Cable. * * *           **Bikini Justice** A frustrated housewife (Shannon Tweed) shows a surprising lack of tanlines in a wet and wild roller coaster thrill ride. Fired from his job, a lawyer (Jefferson Wagner) likes what he sees in her efforts. David Carradine plays Jiggles, a transvestite clown. * * * Well, I think you get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/7 "2003-08-17T22:31:58Z")
Godzilla vs. The Martians an original screenplay concept by Barry Science Fiction: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to save the earth from aliens. In the process they accidentally kill a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they burn 17 oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after. Think Waterworld meets Matrix. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/8 "2003-08-17T22:52:27Z")
Out of time an original screenplay concept by Baker Science Fiction: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a well-built female cyborg to save the earth from aliens. In the process they rescue a nun. By the end of the movie they chase 5 oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after. Think Priscilla, Queen of the Desert meets Schindler’s List. ---
**Author:** ![cheesepickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@cheesepickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheesepickles)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/9 "2003-08-18T00:58:27Z")
Deadly Pursuit an original screenplay concept by Mr. Clueless Political thriller: A sexy district attorney teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they turn state’s evidence on her partner. By the end of the movie they blow up 26 trains and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after. Think sex lies and videotape meets jaws ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/10 "2003-08-18T02:23:11Z")
In the Land of the Blind an original screenplay concept by Ryan Action: A sexy district attorney teams up with the chief of police to commit the perfect crime. In the process they accidentally kill a rookie cop. By the end of the movie they blow up 352 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after. Think Die Hard meets Black Hawk Down. ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/11 "2003-08-18T06:08:02Z")
Happy Donut an original screenplay concept by HPL Western: A renegade cop teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to save the earth from aliens. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they run away from 172 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after. Think Clerks meets Godfather. * * * It’s so crappy, I expect it to be purchased by a movie company soon. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/12 "2003-08-18T06:17:15Z")
I couldn’t give a crap an original screenplay concept by Green Bladder Drama: \*\*A sexy district attorney teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to win a wager. In the process they betray a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 452 oogly mothers-in-law and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after. Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets Shwashank Redepmtion.\*\* That has ‘blockbuster’ written all over it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/13 "2003-08-18T06:19:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \* > …Shwashank Redepmtion… THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/14 "2003-08-18T06:27:20Z")
No Hope an original screenplay concept by Lisa-go-Blind Black comedy: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to discover America. In the process they betray four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they burn 64 cars and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after. Think sex lies and videotape meets Rushmore. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/15 "2003-08-18T12:11:25Z")
Oh, I smell an early-summer blockbuster Big Action Movie an original screenplay concept by Beelzebubba Action: An antisocial loner teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to find the true meaning of love. In the process they accidentally kill a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they run away from 7251 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their parents, living happily ever after. Think Ernest Goes to Camp meets JFK. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/16 "2003-08-18T12:42:04Z")
the porterhouse solution an original screenplay concept by spooje Political thriller: An antisocial loner teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they accidentally kill a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they blow up 17 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after. Think sex lies and videotape meets Memento. ---
**Author:** ![jinty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jinty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jinty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/17 "2003-08-19T15:45:38Z")
Pearl Harbor an original screenplay concept by Jerry Bruckheimer War movie: A war hardened soldier teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they rescue his partner. By the end of the movie they shoot down over 100 Japanese planes and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after. Think Gone With the Wind meets Tora! Tora! Tora!. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/18 "2003-08-19T17:56:20Z")
A Good Day to Die an original screenplay concept by Skammer Period Piece: A war hardened soldier teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to commit the perfect crime. In the process they sign a suicide pact with Parker Posey. By the end of the movie they run away from 5 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after. Think It’s a Beautiful Life meets Braveheart. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/19 "2003-08-19T18:16:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Heaven and Hell > an original screenplay concept > by Juanita > > Black comedy: An antisocial loner teams up with a crotchety codger to commit the perfect crime. In the process they rescue a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they run away from 69 trains and end up winning the admiration of their manager, living happily ever after. > Think Die Hard meets The Usual Suspects. Well, I ain’t quittin’ my day job anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-plot-generator/195779/20 "2003-08-19T20:28:18Z")
The Running Wabbit an original screenplay concept by CPoI Black comedy: A washed up prizefighter teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to find the true meaning of love. In the process they accidentally kill a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they beat up 5123 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after. Think Clerks meets Scarface. I’d shell out $8.50 to see _that_ one.