# Movie Quote Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 12, 2012, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259 "2012-08-12T10:23:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/522 "2012-10-18T16:41:18Z")
“Remember, remember, the Fifth of November.” _The Matrix_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/523 "2012-10-18T17:02:06Z")
“Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?” _The Matrix Reloaded_ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/524 "2012-10-18T18:20:03Z")
“I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculer ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.” _The Matrix Revolutions_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/525 "2012-10-18T18:28:45Z")
“Do you believe you’re fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson.” \*Cabin Boy \* ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/526 "2012-10-18T18:32:09Z")
Would you like to buy a monkey\* _ **Scary Movie 2** _ \*Does anybody know any other lines? Has ANYBODY seen the movie at all? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/527 "2012-10-18T18:33:03Z")
Help! My pussy’s gone crazy! _The Nativity Story_ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/528 "2012-10-18T18:51:19Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > \*Does anybody know any other lines? Has ANYBODY seen the movie at all? (Yes, yes, and “These pipes are clean!”) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/529 "2012-10-18T19:08:59Z")
“If I say this child is not mine, they will ask what I’m going to do. If I accuse you…” _The Greatest Story Ever Told_ ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/530 "2012-10-18T20:48:32Z")
Jesus of Nazareth, your crimes are so many I scarcely know where to begin. _Crimes and Misdemeanors_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/531 "2012-10-18T21:33:06Z")
If it bends, it’s funny. If it breaks, it isn’t. * * * Cop Land\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/532 "2012-10-18T22:32:05Z")
Listen to me, I got a check in my pocket for $200,000. I got a chance to start my life again. I don’t give a shit about this town, I don’t give a shit about that town and I don’t give a shit about your fucking justice. Bein’ right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy. _Top Gun_ ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/533 "2012-10-19T00:11:53Z")
" It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you" **Network** ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/534 "2012-10-19T02:36:53Z")
Then get out! Go anywhere you want! Go to a hotel, go live with her, and don’t come back. Because, after 25 years of building a home and raising a family and all the senseless pain that we have inflicted on each other, I’m damned if I’m going to stand here and have you tell me you’re in love with somebody else. \*\*\*The Thomas Crown Affair \*\*\*(Brosnan version) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/535 "2012-10-19T03:07:09Z")
You really think there’s “happy ever after” for people like us? _GoldenEye_ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/536 "2012-10-19T06:49:30Z")
“You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.” _The Thomas Crown Affair_ (1968) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/537 "2012-10-19T13:33:48Z")
“You’re mad! Absolutely mad!” _Mamma Mia_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/538 "2012-10-19T13:59:45Z")
And then… dot, dot, dot! _RoboCop_ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/539 "2012-10-19T14:09:44Z")
“Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.” _The Terminator_ ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/540 "2012-10-19T14:21:22Z")
‘POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE; FUCK YOU’] _Terminator 2: Judgment Day_ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/541 "2012-10-19T14:29:44Z")
“3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.” _Terminator 3_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259.md?page=28)