# Movie Quote Free Association

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 12, 2012, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259 "2012-08-12T10:23:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/602 "2012-10-24T19:07:05Z")

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“Can you spell?”  
“Yes, but not accuratly.”

_Star Wars: Return of the Jedi_

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/603 "2012-10-24T19:28:27Z")

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_Star Wars: Return of the Jedi_  
When 900 years old YOU reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

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Postcards from the Edge\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/604 "2012-10-24T20:32:22Z")

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“Do you always talk in bumper stickers?”

_The Contender_

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/605 "2012-10-24T22:20:49Z")

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Take a magic marker, cross out the word “objectivity”. Your constituents want you for your opinions, your philosophy, for you subjectivity.

_Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/606 "2012-10-25T02:13:03Z")

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“Trust no one, Jim. Especially not in the mainstream.”

_The Spy Who Came in From the Cold_

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/607 "2012-10-25T05:50:09Z")

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“I reserve the right to be ignorant. That’s the Western way of life.”  
_Ferris Bueller’s Day Off_  
(hard to believe that was released _ **26** _ years ago!)

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/608 "2012-10-26T15:17:24Z")

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Bueller?.. Bueller?.. Bueller?  
\*Fast Times at Ridgemont High \*

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/609 "2012-10-26T17:22:26Z")

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“That’s my skull! I’M SO WASTED!”

**A League of Their Own**

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/610 "2012-10-26T17:30:33Z")

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Great game, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the 7th inning when you scratched your balls for an hour.

_ **Beautiful Girls** _ (1996)

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/611 "2012-10-27T04:57:48Z")

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“Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses.”  
_For Love of the Game_

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/612 "2012-10-28T08:41:59Z")

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“What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?”  
“No. But we could still be friends.”

(Got this from IMdB. I’m _totally_ watching this movie now.)

_Bull Durham_

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/613 "2012-10-28T09:51:25Z")

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“Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls - it’s more democratic.”  
_ **Major League** _

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/614 "2012-10-28T12:12:40Z")

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Just a reminder, fans, coming up is our Die Hard Night, here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.

_ **Equus** _

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/615 "2012-10-28T14:23:51Z")

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All that my wife has ever taken from the Mediterranean from that whole, vast, intuitive culture are four bottles of Chianti to make into lamps and two china condiment donkeys labeled Sally and Pepe.  
\*Amadeus \*

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/616 "2012-10-28T14:52:34Z")

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“From now on we are enemies, You and I. Because You choose for Your instrument a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile boy and give me for reward only the ability to recognize the incarnation. Because You are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will block You, I swear it. I will hinder and harm Your creature on earth as far as I am able.”  
_ **Gandhi** _

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/617 "2012-10-29T15:09:54Z")

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Yes. In the end, you will walk out. Because 100,000 Englishmen simply cannot control 350 million Indians, if those Indians refuse to cooperate.

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L.A. Confidential\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/618 "2012-10-29T16:41:58Z")

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“Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush…”

_The French Connection_

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/619 "2012-10-29T18:19:42Z")

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Alright, you put a shiv in my partner. You know what that means? God damn it! All winter long, I got to listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I’m gonna bust your ass for those 3 bags, and I’m gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.  
_ **Bee Movie** _

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/620 "2012-10-30T03:32:07Z")

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“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”  
_Casablanca_

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quote-free-association/631259/621 "2012-10-30T04:00:09Z")

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The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.

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The Caine Mutiny\*\*\*

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