# Movie Quotes Galore **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 25, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594 "2001-10-25T17:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/1 "2001-10-25T17:50:08Z")
We all love quoting movies. Go nuts. ==== “No! A psychopath kills people for no reason! I kill people for money! Wait…that didn’t sound right…” “Thanks for the pen, Ken.” “Will there be meetings?” “Of course!” “No meetings.” “I don’t want to get into a semantic argument about it, I just want the protein.” “It looked like everyone had swelled.” “You’re-a-fuck-ing-PSY-cho!” “This is me breathing.” “You’re a handsome devil. What’s your name?” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/2 "2001-10-25T17:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > “No! A psychopath kills people for no reason! I kill people for money! Wait…that didn’t sound right…” **Legomancer** , you picked [one of my favorite movies](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0119229)! My favorite exchange: > [@](#): > > Martin: You don’t know my cat. It’s very demanding. > Debi: “It”? You don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl? > Martin: I respect its privacy. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/3 "2001-10-25T18:11:00Z")
“If there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, then I am just gonna snap.” “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” I just watched that the other day, so it’s fresh in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/4 "2001-10-25T19:10:57Z")
“I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/5 "2001-10-26T13:35:08Z")
“I don’t think I’m going to go to work anymore.” “You’re gonna quit?” “No, I’m just not gonna go anymore.” ---
**Author:** ![SteverinoAlaReno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SteverinoAlaReno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteverinoAlaReno)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/6 "2001-10-26T19:41:43Z")
“Is it atomic??” “VERY atomic!” “In my experience there’s no such thing as luck” “I am a drunkard” “Why did it have to be _snakes_?” “It’s show time!” “We have two kinds of pilots here. There’s the prime pilots who get the hot planes and there’s the pudknockers who dream of getting the hot planes. So what’ll you two pudknockers have to drink?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/7 "2001-10-26T20:11:28Z")
I just want to make one thing clear. I don’t work on January 8… …'Cause that’s Elvis’s birthday. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/8 "2001-10-26T20:47:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\*“I don’t think I’m going to go to work anymore.” > “You’re gonna quit?” > “No, I’m just not gonna go anymore.” \*\* “I see here that you have been missing a lot of work lately” “Well, I wouldn’t say I’ve been _missing_ it, Bob” “The dude abides” “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue” ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/9 "2001-10-27T04:00:17Z")
Hey there, Dickie-boy! How’s tricks? ---
**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/10 "2001-10-27T04:08:31Z")
"Don’t open that, it’s an alien planet! Is there air?, you don’t know! : :gasping inhale: : ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/11 "2001-10-27T04:14:07Z")
“He treats objects like women!!!” “I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell’em you’re Jewish, okay?” ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/12 "2001-10-27T12:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spoke- \* > \*\*I just want to make one thing clear. I don’t work on January 8… > …'Cause that’s Elvis’s birthday. \*\* Mine too. No one believes me when I say I share my b-day with Elvis though. ---
**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/13 "2001-10-27T13:11:08Z")
“Who’s laughing now? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!” and from the same movie “Hey she-bitch! … let’s go.” “… I, too, am not left handed!” “Always play with their minds…” ---
**Author:** ![geepee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@geepee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geepee)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/14 "2001-10-27T13:50:37Z")
Full metal Jacket “Private pile you got three fuckin seconds to wipe that rin off your face before i gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!” ---
**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/15 "2001-10-27T13:56:34Z")
Fly, Pelican, Fly…Pelican ---
**Author:** ![Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/977dab/32.png) [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/16 "2001-10-27T18:56:09Z")
“Is there something you’d like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry???” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/17 "2001-10-27T19:12:30Z")
“How many husbands have you had?” “Mine, or other women’s?” “We’re like the mounties- we always get our man!” “Mrs. Peacock was a man?!” “Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?” “I don’t know. Maybe we can ask them.” “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.” ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/18 "2001-10-27T19:14:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beeblebrox \* > “The dude abides” > \*\* “Larry, this is what happens when you **fuck a stranger in the ass!** ” I LOVE that movie. John Goodman was amazing in that movie, and I don’t really like Goodman. ---
**Author:** ![RichLather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@RichLather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RichLather)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/19 "2001-10-27T22:09:02Z")
“There is no way…_ **no way** _ you could have come from my loins.” --Buford T. Justice “I know kung-fu.” --Neo (just the inflection of it is worth it) “Did you have to eat some…_chuck_?” “I kick ass for the Lord!” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594/20 "2001-10-27T23:09:13Z")
“Chefs do that.” “He’s from the Mateesa tribe.” “Mo’ tea sir?” “I will _not_ be ignored.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-galore/89594.md?page=2)