# Movie Quotes II! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 1999, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196 "1999-09-19T13:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 1999, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/1 "1999-09-19T13:12:00Z")
(I get to start a Part II . . . WHEEEEE!) “We’re going to need some more FBI guys.” - _Die Hard_. For anytime someone’s pulled a clusterfuck so big, they go down in flames. “I grovel in mortification.” - _Death on the Nile_. Used by my family and I anytime we screw up really bad. Haven’t had to use that here. Yet. “Bad, evil, wicked, naughty Zoot! She must be spanked!” - _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_. When a friend has flaked out in a minor way but is catching too much flack about it. “You’ll get nothing and like it!” - _Caddyshack_. Whenever my cat is whining at me for something she’s not going to get. “Put ze candle BECK!” - _Young Frankenstein_. All purpose “stop whatever you are doing immediately” phrase. “That’ll be the day!” - _The Searchers_. Must be said with intense John Wayne accent whenever a skeptical comeback is needed. “What is dis idiot babbling about?” - _The Little Mermaid_. Pretty self explanatory. Works best with a Jamaican accent. “Burn the witch!” “May we burn her?” - _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_. I get this one a _lot_ whenever clever python fans learn of my religion. “SSssssssNEAKIN’!” - _Return of the King (LoTR)_. Whenever someone asks me what I’m doing. It’s Golum’s line. And lots, lots more . . . * * * “I’m surprised that you’ve never been told before, that you’re lovely, that you’re perfect, and that somebody wants you.” - Semisonic, _f.n.p_ ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 1999, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/2 "1999-09-20T05:44:00Z")
“Ah HAA the old 16th century Indian rubber vase trick eh!” “Into the mud, scum queen!” Man with 2 brains {sung} “I’m picking out a thermos for you… not an ordinary thermos for you” the jerk “it puts the lotion on itself of it gets the hose again” -silence of the lambs “Insanity doesn’t run in my family, it practically gallops” - Arsenic and old lace “fresh meat for the beast” - nightbreed * * * Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 1999, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/3 "1999-09-19T18:12:00Z")
“Conan, what is best in life?” “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the laminations of the women.” Conan, the Barbarian “Stay on target…Staaaayy on target…\< Pilot’s X Wing gets blown up \>” Star Wars, Episode Four “You’re mocking me, aren’t you?” Toy Story “You will be given a new body, and troops to command.” Transformers, the Movie \< With a stoned expression \> “I know kung fu.” The Matrix “You ever run backwards naked through a cornfield?” Half Baked \< With a hillbilly accent \> “Hey,look, she’s got all her hair and EVERYTHANG” Snake Eater And, from American Pie… “One time, at band camp…” And “OH YEAH! SPANK MY HAIRY ASS!” * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing. ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/4 "1999-09-21T01:25:00Z")
Always we regret not having these quotations at our fingertips… “I foresee no isoluble problems” -Flight of the Phoenix, a 1965 Jimmy Stewart film about a plane crash in the desert. “I want my two hundred dollars !” -Tatum O’Neal in Paper Moon (a favorite of an old girlfriend. Who subsequently took my car.) “It looks fake. I like it !” -Tom Hanks in Joe Versus the Volcano, referring to Los Angeles. “He hates these cans! Get away from the cans!” -Steve Martin in The Jerk. Used whenever equipment goes haywire, usually with flame and smoke. I’d like to nominate as the king of the movie quote Mr. Mike Birmingham, of the Starbucks Coffee IT department in Seattle. Just in case we’re taking nominations, that is. Mike doesn’t need original speech, as someone, sometime, said it better on screen. ---
**Author:** ![Pickman\_s\_Model](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Pickman\_s\_Model](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pickman_s_Model)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/5 "1999-09-21T02:58:00Z")
Lorre: Too bad about those two couriers, eh, Rick? Bogart: They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were two insignificant German clerks. Today they’re the honored dead. Lorre: You are a very cynical person. Uh, not that that’s _bad._ * * * “My dear Ricky, how extravagant you are, throwing away women like that.” ----Claude Rains. ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/6 "1999-09-21T03:23:00Z")
**Sealemon88** wrote: > [@](#): > > …and hear the laminations of the women. Hear the women making glass? Perhaps the line actuall says “lamentations.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/7 "1999-09-21T03:35:00Z")
“Thought is real … it’s physical that’s the illusion … how’s that for irony?” _Cuba Gooding, Jr., What Dreams May Come_ “Ah, yes, Christopher Marlowe… beautiful waistcoat - shame about the poetry.” _Joseph Fiennes, Shakespeare In Love_ “Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there isn’t.” _The Cool Chubby Guy, The Full Monty_ “I can’t believe it! I’ve been working my ass off and I GAINED a pound!” “That’s impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?” _Mira Sorvino/Lisa Kudrow, Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion_ (paraphrased) “My skin care regime? You mean the regime from which the radicals are trying to break free? Are we cleansing or staging a coup?” _Janeane Garafalo, The Truth About Cats and Dogs_ “This can’t be right. Con-Science?” _Helen Hunt, As Good As It Gets_ “Carol the Waitress, Simon the Fag.” _Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets_ “You look like a doily.” _Ethan Hawke, Reality Bites_ I’m getting carried away… next? * * * Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought. ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/8 "1999-09-21T18:35:00Z")
Where am I? (lights match) Oh! Here I am. Peter Lorre, Arsenic and Old Lace Everything Peter Lorre says seems funny to me… ---
**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/9 "1999-09-21T18:50:00Z")
“Who wants an orange whip? (point to friend) Orange whip? (point to other friend) Orange whip? Three orange whips!” -John Candy’s character in The Blues Brothers “I was inverted.” -Tom Cruise, Top Gun * * * Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/10 "1999-09-21T18:52:00Z")
Hey Auraseer…watch the movie again. There is this great scene in it where Arnold defeats the invading hoards, then laminates the women with a shiny, mauve ceramic glaze. And I don’t think the line was “actuall” lamentations, but it might have been **actually** lamentations. Now this isn’t the pit, or I’d call ya a poopy head. _Note: the precieding(sp) post was a lighthearted poke at the Grammer Police. Despite the way he looks in the morning, Sealemon88 is NOT a troll._ * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing. ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/11 "1999-09-21T19:25:00Z")
Sealemon: we all know you’re not a troll. Now, about that post. Hordes Preceding Grammar Please, if you pick on someone’s spelling, spell your critique correctly! _awaits flames_ ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 1999, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/12 "1999-09-21T19:40:00Z")
Sorr, but the on my keboard does not seem to be working toda. Mabe it’s just stuck. _WHAM_ _WHAM_ _WHAM_ esing, one, wo, hree. Oh no, I’ve broken _anoher_ leer… ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/13 "1999-09-22T03:31:00Z")
“I hate Illinois Nazis.” _The Blues Brothers_ I use this one when supervision makes yet another policy change based on the actions of one stupid person. “I get no kick from champagne…” Cole Porter, as sung by Cleavon Little in _Blazing Saddles_ My husband has been known to pull this “You’re not going to get what you want” trick after the 300th drunken request for “Freebird.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/14 "1999-09-22T04:58:00Z")
Eden: ugh. I need a spell checker, STAT! 😉 lmao…too funny. I think I’ll stick to general wiseass responses and leave the \*\*Grammar\ Police alone. I’m still picturing Conan laminating women now. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/15 "1999-09-22T06:25:00Z")
“Do me a favor, Cheswick. Stay off my side.” –Harding, _One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest_ ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 1999, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-ii/8196/16 "1999-09-22T13:19:00Z")
Well, it’s not a movie, but from a TV show (Twilight Zone): “It’s a COOKBOOK!”