# Movie Quotes You'll Probably Have To Google To Get

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**Created:** [June 1, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877 "2017-06-01T20:42:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/1 "2017-06-01T20:42:37Z")

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[This movie quote thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=819279) has been a lot of fun, but let’s call a spade a spade. If you have to drop a hint that the movie you’re quoting is an Oscar winner and people still have to Google it, I think we’ve strayed from movie quotes that give away the film without saying the title.

So … Post a Movie Quote That People Will Probably Have To Google To Get  
_(but let’s steer clear from things like, “I was actually quoting the 1937 French Art Film ‘L’hémorroïde’ in which the character Buppo said, ‘Ouch.’ in the third act,” and such)_

No points for not having to Google.  
“Big hit, happy body!”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/2 "2017-06-01T20:52:41Z")

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**Mr. Baseball**  
Oh, they’ll find some dumb son of a bitch to bring it up.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2017, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/3 "2017-06-02T08:26:00Z")

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**The Towering Inferno**

“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna skin you, and I’m going to use your shin bone for a pencil box.”

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**Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/4 "2017-06-05T02:39:28Z")

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**Volunteers**

Q: So why the sad face?  
A: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/5 "2017-06-09T14:59:13Z")

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**Beautiful Girls**

Oh well excuse me, I never promised you a rose garden.

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**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/6 "2017-06-09T18:12:00Z")

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Ordinary People

To tell you the truth, I don’t think this is a brains kind of operation.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/7 "2017-06-10T05:57:12Z")

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**Way of the Gun**

What is it with this chick, does she have beer flavored nipples?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/8 "2017-06-10T18:15:11Z")

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**10 Things I Hate About You**

“You know Hartman, goodie-two-shoes is fidgeting around like a one-legged cat trying to bury shit on a frozen pond, until old Seth fixes him a couple of pink poontang specials.”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/9 "2017-06-11T03:42:29Z")

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**North Dallas Forty**

I saw Bigfoot once! Sequoia National Forest, 1951! It made a sound that I would not want to hear twice in my life.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/10 "2017-06-11T17:42:33Z")

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**Close Encounters of the Third Kind**.

“I… I SHOULD crush you to Goron dust!”  
“I’m sorry, it was an accident. I didn’t mean to step on your… whatever that is.”

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/11 "2017-06-25T10:07:55Z")

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Hint: A movie with Robert Preston in it.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/12 "2017-06-25T10:37:23Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
>
> “I… I SHOULD crush you to Goron dust!”  
> “I’m sorry, it was an accident. I didn’t mean to step on your… whatever that is.”

> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> Hint: A movie with Robert Preston in it.

_The Last Starfighter_

If that’s right, then this:

“We’re gonna live right in Oklahoma City.”  
“Not Oklahoma City itself! … And if it should get dull, you can always go to Tulsa for the weekend.”

Hint: it’s not _Oklahoma!_

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/13 "2017-06-25T12:57:04Z")

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_The Awful Truth_

“Sigourney Weaver is going to help us!”

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/14 "2017-06-25T15:04:10Z")

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**Finding Dory** (best line in the movie)

“Dropping napalm. Follow in order… Dump 'em all.”

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/15 "2017-06-25T16:08:38Z")

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**Tarantula**

At that: _“Why don’t you abuse your kids? Poison the well? Flog bats?”_

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/16 "2017-06-25T20:25:25Z")

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**Deathtrap**

“Who designed this house? Smith and Wesson?”

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/17 "2017-07-06T02:16:04Z")

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**The Silencers**.

“And, uh… give Knox a grant.”

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/18 "2017-07-06T03:08:59Z")

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\*\*Batman \*\*(1989)

“You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong?”

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/19 "2017-07-06T03:52:48Z")

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**Crimson Tide**.

“Thank you for saving me.”  
“Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life.”

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-quotes-youll-probably-have-to-google-to-get/787877/20 "2017-07-06T19:17:12Z")

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**Iron man**  
'Tis a far, far better thing I do now than I did that night with the sailor and the artichoke.

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