# Movie(s) you saw that you're pretty sure nobody else has seen

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 30, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435 "2012-04-30T18:16:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/81 "2012-05-02T00:43:48Z")

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> [@Ashley\_Pomeroy](#):
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> 1973 cop action film _The Seven-Ups_, starring Roy Scheider? It should be more well-known - directed by the producer of _The French Connection_, starred Roy Scheider when he was hot, has a [car chase](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vACWV5sRcY) that was supposed to be the car chase to end car chases (the engine sound is fantastic) but goes on too long - but I go long weeks before meeting someone who’s even heard of it. Absolutely feckin’ stupid name too. I mean, _Bullitt_, that’s a good name for a film. _The Omen_, another good name. _Ama-feckin’-deus_, wicked name. _The Seven-Ups_, what the gentle caress? The drink? The Seven_s_-Up?

That was the first “adult” film I ever saw in a theatre when I was 15 or so. All I remember about it was the car chase and that it had a topless scene with two hookers and one had these long, saggy breasts that looked like a tennis balls in a pair of socks.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/82 "2012-05-02T01:08:40Z")

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> [@Miss\_Woodhouse](#):
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> [Son of Rambow](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0845046/)–No one I know has seen it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone here has. It’s a charming little flick about a couple of school boys in England who decide to make their own film version of _Rambo_.

This is one of my all-time favorite movies. Netflix has it, so anyone who hasn’t seen it, put it on your Netflix queue right now!

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/83 "2012-05-02T01:20:45Z")

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[Valley of the Wolves: Iraq](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_of_the_Wolves:_Iraq), out of morbid curiosity. Not a bad action flick, and Ghassan Massoud turns in a good performance, if you overlook the Jewish doctor harvesting people’s organs to send to Israel and stuff like that.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/84 "2012-05-02T01:21:32Z")

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[Checkout](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0297827/), a local indie film about a guy who starts a dating service in the grocery store he works at to save it from being bulldozed and to win the heart of the owner’s daughter.

It has Paulie from Rocky in it and I remember at the time thinking it felt like a lesser Clerks.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/85 "2012-05-02T01:23:25Z")

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It’s hard for me to tell what’s obscure and what isn’t…certainly I’ve seen some listed in this thread. Is anyone familiar with [Man Facing Southeast](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091214/)? That one stuck with me for a while.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/86 "2012-05-02T01:25:55Z")

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_Stewart Saves His family_ and _Mom and Dad Save the World_ – I think a couple of other people have sen this.

_Twelve_ – a Russian version of _Twelve Angry Men_. I enjoyed it quite a lot, though the logic and arguments that the Russian jury uses to reach its verdict is quite eye opening and different than the classic American version.

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**Author:** ![Ellis\_Aponte\_Jr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@Ellis\_Aponte\_Jr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellis_Aponte_Jr)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/87 "2012-05-02T01:51:49Z")

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Good grief. I don’t know what it says about me, but I’ve seen all of the following movies from this thread:

**Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors  
Age of Consent  
Phase 4  
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry  
Stalker  
Gone in 60 Seconds (original version)  
CC & Company  
Creation of the Humanoids  
Simon, King of the Witches  
Vampire Circus  
The Manitou  
Santa Sangre  
The Apple  
Putney Swope**

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…and

**Slaves of New York  
Sorcerer  
The Seven-Ups  
WR - Mysteries of the Organism**

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/89 "2012-05-02T01:56:39Z")

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Double post. Damned Gremlins.

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/90 "2012-05-02T01:58:40Z")

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Threads. [Threads!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090163/).

A friend of mine saw it as a boy, and it stuck with him. In the infancy of the internet, it was possible to find terribly esoteric films from some distributor, but not to watch them online. He found a guy in Florida who dubbed VHS movies and sold copies for a decent price. He ordered and we waited with bated breath. Sometime in the summer of 2000 we sat down and watched the epic…

When it was all over we looked at each other and said “seriously? I spent two hours of my life on that?"

Our Brit brethren may remember the original run. I’m sorry if they do.

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**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/91 "2012-05-02T01:59:39Z")

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[Poor Cow](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062141/)

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/92 "2012-05-02T02:05:31Z")

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_Made for Each Other._ But not the 1939 movie starring Carole Lombard and James Stewart and not the one from 2009. This one was released in 1971. I saw it once and have remembered it fondly. It’s so obscure that I had a hard time finding it online. Couldn’t even find a synopsis, but [here are reviews](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067377/reviews) from the 14 other people who saw it.

The 1971 version stars Joe Bologna and Renee Taylor and includes Paul Sorvino and Olympia Dukakis.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/93 "2012-05-02T02:24:45Z")

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[Framed](http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/framed.php)

No one I know has ever admitted to seeing this hot mess. I saw it on a date.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/94 "2012-05-02T03:20:39Z")

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**Solar Babies** –post apocolyptic world with all the kids in a work camp type thing…ON ROLLER SKATES who discover an alien.

**Meatballs II** –I think it’s set maybe six or seven years after the original “Meatballs” at the same camp but this time there’s an alien who shows up and the kids dress him up as a camper. Hilarity ensues.

**King Frat** –the person who forced me to sit through a viewing of this assured me that if I liked “Animal House” (which I do), I’d LOVE “King Frat” since it was supposed to be sort of like “Animal House”. It was 2 hours of fart jokes, including a 15-20 min scene where they’re at a bar or something and there’s a fart competition. No really.:eek:

**Mother, Jugs and Speed** –Billy Cosby and friends run an ambulance company. It’s actually pretty funny.

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_ **My New Partner** _ - A French film starring Phillipe Noiret from 1984. I saw in some little art house cinema that no longer exists and thought it was the funniest film I’d ever seen. Maybe I was high but I would love to see it again.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/96 "2012-05-02T04:11:07Z")

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_Liquid Sky_ – a cult alien drug music punk film from the 80s.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/97 "2012-05-02T04:40:31Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> _Liquid Sky_ – a cult alien drug music punk film from the 80s.

I saw that when I was in college, probably around 1990. I don’t remember much about it and I haven’t seen it since.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2012, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-s-you-saw-that-youre-pretty-sure-nobody-else-has-seen/620435/98 "2012-05-02T04:42:01Z")

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> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#):
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> I saw that when I was in college, probably around 1990. I don’t remember much about it and I haven’t seen it since.

I stand corrected. That’s two of us.

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I’ve seen **Poor Cow** ; **Mother, Jugs and Speed** ; and **Liquid Sky**

**Poor Cow** has a scene that was taken from it and used in the film **The Limey**.

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I saw a lot of weird shit when I was in college in the 1960s-1970s.

_[Futz](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064354/)_, about a hillbilly who marries his pig.

[_Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy_Humppe)

Robert Downey Sr.'s followup to _Putney Swope_, _[Pound](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_(film))_

Of films previously mentioned, I’ve seen:

_Steelyard Blues_  
_Putney Swope_  
_Liquid Sky_  
_Sorcerer_  
_The Wages of Fear_  
_WR - Mysteries of the Organism_  
_Brother from Another Planet_  
_Matewan_  
and the exceedingly bizarre _[El Topo.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Topo)_

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