# Movie team-ups you'd like to see **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 17, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127 "2005-01-17T01:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/21 "2005-01-18T21:09:35Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I really, really want to see an Infinity Gauntlet movie or something similar. Don’t play with my emotions like that. _whimper_ I think we’ve missed a lot of opportunities at cameo appearances with the Marvel movies so far. Why have Daredevil and Spidey not met up? (yes, I know there are budget/billing issues) I had high hopes that maybe the last Blade movie would introduce us to Ghost Rider, and go from there. Maybe work in a whole ‘Midnight Suns’ theme. But no. Hell, I’d settle for a real Avengers movie. they could make it with a grouping of folks who’ve not had a movie yet- Thor, Iron Man, Captain America (no, there WASN’T a movie!), Wasp, Ant Man, ect. biggest wasted moment in team up history: Spider-man 2, on the train, Spidey’s knocked out, the crowd is in front of him…it parts, and (any random hero) is in the middle of it and fights Doc Oc off. Hell, I’ll take DD, Blade, Darkhawk, anybody! _sigh_ Well, since Spidey 3 is likely to have 2+ villains, maybe he’ll get a hand from someone. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/22 "2005-01-18T21:17:08Z")
**Saving Daisy Duke** Private Ryan _thought_ he was out of the war. But then he finds out from his good friends, the Dukes, that their sister’s been kidnapped by Nazis! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/23 "2005-01-18T21:28:53Z")
I don’t know when to quit when I’m behind, so … First, some miscellaneous LotR-themed team-ups … [ul] [li]Aragorn and Inigo Montoya[/li][li]Sam Gamgee and Willow[/li][li]Smaug vs. Draco (Dragonheart)[/li][/ul] And to those of you who don’t yet think I’m going to hell: Brian and Jesus – They’re _both_ back from the dead, and while Brian’s just trying to “look on the bright side of life”, Jesus is _pissed_. Hilarious hijinks (and plenty of gore) ensue. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/24 "2005-01-18T21:44:50Z")
The Passion of Monte Christ. Some guy whose story I really don’t know is nailed to the cross, all done in aramaic. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/25 "2005-01-18T21:47:49Z")
How about **Neo** and **Josey Wales**. Two non-talkers, one shooting the shit out of everything and the ohter doing his bullet dodging tricking thingy. oooooo----eeeeee----ooooohhhhh----wah-----wah—wah… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/26 "2005-01-19T00:15:13Z")
**Ferris Buellar** and the kid from **Rushmore**. **Cameron** from Ferris Buellar and the Best friend from **10 Things I hate about you** who is quite the wheeler-deeler dorky guy. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/27 "2005-01-19T01:05:07Z")
_007: Vampires in London_ finds James Bond teaming up with Blade to stop a vampire coven scattered all around the British Isles headed by a resurrected Ernst Stavro Blofeld and a now-vampiric Jaws. Co-starring Vampirella and the immortal Mina Harker. Taking the Bond movies in a bold new direction, the sequels will be _007: Witches of New England_ (with Ash and Cher, Pfiffer, Sarandon and Nicholson), _007: Zombies of America_ (with Shaun of the Dead), _007: Mummies of the Aztecs_ (with the Mummy in Mexico) and _007: Showdown Tokyo_ (with Godzilla and Gremlins). ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/28 "2005-01-19T02:14:40Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > Any of the following could easily overcome the “comics are for geeks” stigma and catch on with mainstream audiences… I’d add “The Watchmen” to that, though it’d be better as an HBO miniseries. (And you could probably get G. Gordon Liddy to play himself.) Anyway, I’ve got another one. Godzilla vs…Godzilla. TRISTAR’s “Godzilla” vs. TOHO’s Godzilla. The real Godzilla would be suitimation, the crappy one would be CGI. Maybe a Spider-Man/Ash teamup, directed by Raimi? ---
**Author:** ![stegon66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@stegon66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stegon66)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/29 "2005-01-19T02:32:52Z")
Ranchoth almost beat me to it - I was going to bring up Ash, only teamed up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Too cool, that! Hmmm, how 'bout _South Park & The Simpsons_? Bart: \*“Eat my shorts!” Cartman: _“F\*\*K you!”_ Bart: _“Cooool!”_ ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/30 "2005-01-19T15:21:06Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > Anyway, I’ve got another one. Godzilla vs…Godzilla. TRISTAR’s “Godzilla” vs. TOHO’s Godzilla. The real Godzilla would be suitimation, the crappy one would be CGI. Boy, are you gonna be a happy camper when this comes out… > **[Godzilla: Final Wars (2004) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399102/)** > > Godzilla: Final Wars: Directed by Ryûhei Kitamura, Koji Hashimoto, Shûsuke Kaneko, Toshio Masuda, Kazuki Ohmori, Takao Okawara, Masaaki Tezuka, Kenshô Yamashita. With Masahiro Matsuoka, Rei Kikukawa, Don Frye, Maki Mizuno. Godzilla's fiftieth... ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/31 "2005-01-19T15:29:40Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > A movie with Jackie Chan, Chow-Yun Fat, and Jet Li as a team of heroes (or perhaps one of them as the villain). This would have to be a Hong Kong production to be good, perhaps with John Woo signed on as director to recapture the magic of his earlier HK films. Jackie Chan is nowhere \*near \* the same league as Chow-Yun Fat. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/32 "2005-01-19T15:40:27Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > _007: Vampires in London_ … _007: Witches of New England_ … _007: Zombies of America_ … _007: Mummies of the Aztecs_ … and _007: Showdown Tokyo_. What a fantastic series of movies. So who plays Bond? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127/33 "2005-01-19T16:09:51Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Jackie Chan is nowhere \*near \* the same league as Chow-Yun Fat. In what regard? I know Chan is the martial artist/physical comedian, and Chow is more of the “actor” (although he did do martial arts in Crouching Tiger, I don’t think of his as a “martial artist” like Jackie Chan and Jet Li). I like them both, but you seem to be implying one is better than the other. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-team-ups-youd-like-to-see/285127.md?page=1)