# \[Movie Title\]: The \[line of dialogue\] Edition

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**Created:** [November 11, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-title-the-line-of-dialogue-edition/330640 "2005-11-11T22:09:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-title-the-line-of-dialogue-edition/330640/1 "2005-11-11T22:09:28Z")

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So we’ve got upcoming DVD releases like **Airplane: Don’t Call Me Shirley Edition** , and **Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The Bueller … Bueller … Edition**. I believe I see a trend here. Yes, I’m gifted at picking up this kind of thing.

Since it’s more fun than working, I thought we could brainstorm other special, bloated DVD editions of iconic (or not) movies, complete with suitably chuckle-worthy edition names. Like:

**The Big Lebowski: The Shut the Fuck Up, Donny Edition**

**Star Trek II: The KHAAAAAANNNN!! Edition**

**Drugstore Cowboy: Get That Goddamn Hat Off the Bed Edition**

**Donnie Brasco: The Fuhgeddaboutit Edition** (Surprised they haven’t really done that)

**They Live: The Bubblegum-Chewin’, Ass-Kickin’ Edition (And It’s All Out of Bubblegum)** (Ditto)

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-title-the-line-of-dialogue-edition/330640/2 "2005-11-11T22:41:39Z")

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\*\*Overboard: The Andrew! Are You Going To Bring Me My Lemon Or Do I Have To Squeeze It From My Hat? Edition

The Exorcist: The Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell Edition

The Princess Bride: The Inconceivable Edition

A Streetcar Named Desire: The Stellaaaaaaaaa! Edition

Gone With The Wind: The I Don’t Give A Damn Edition\*\*

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-title-the-line-of-dialogue-edition/330640/3 "2005-11-11T22:47:33Z")

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Star Wars Episode III: The Noooooooooo!!! Edition

Star Wars Episode VI: The Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Edition

ET - The Extra-Terrestrial: The Penis Breath Edition

The Blues Brothers: The Mission from God Edition

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-title-the-line-of-dialogue-edition/330640/4 "2005-11-12T04:26:10Z")

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> [@Nonsuch](#):
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> **The Big Lebowski: The Shut the Fuck Up, Donny Edition**

Actual special edition title: “The Achiever’s Edition.”

Other actual special edition DVD titles:

_Office Space_ Special Edition with Flair!  
_Tommy Boy_ Holy Schnike Edition  
More silly or fictional ideas for fictional DVD editions:

The Jazz Singer You Ain’t Heard Nothing Yet! Edition (the Jolson one, not the Neil Diamond one)  
King Kong Eighth Wonder of the World Edition  
The Best of Howard Dean: The Yeeargh! Edition (okay, maybe not)