# Movie / TV Scenes Where the Bully Gets Pwned

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 25, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592 "2008-05-25T20:09:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/1 "2008-05-25T20:09:08Z")

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_Pale Rider_ is a good example. Lahood’s flunkies are in the middle of administering a “get out of the county” type beating to Micheal Moriaty’s character, Hull, when Clint Eastwood shows up and almost effortlessly dispatches the group, leaving bruises and pain in his wake.

What are some of the best “We thought we were badasses until this guy came along and kicked our butts” moments in film?

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/2 "2008-05-25T20:11:54Z")

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A Christmas Story! Everyone loves the scene where Ralphie completely destroys the punk redhead bully kid, sitting on his chest and beating the living crap out of him until his mother comes and drags him away.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/3 "2008-05-25T22:16:40Z")

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**Stand By Me**. Keifer Sutherland backing down from a gun-totin’ Wil Wheaton.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/4 "2008-05-25T23:34:13Z")

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“No! To the pain!”

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/5 "2008-05-25T23:37:20Z")

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In Trainspotting, when Mark walks away with all the money (and remembers Spud) to leave Begbie with nothing.

In Karate Kid, Daniel kicks the blond kid’s ass.

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/6 "2008-05-26T02:00:07Z")

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I’ve always been partial to Hermione Granger’s, “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to _buy_ their way in–they got in on _talent_”. Even if Draco didn’t seem to realize he’d been pwned.

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/7 "2008-05-26T02:27:01Z")

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[QUOTE=jali]  
In Karate Kid, Daniel kicks the blond kid’s ass.  
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There’s no defense against the crane!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/8 "2008-05-26T03:02:28Z")

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Right after Hopper says: _Well, what’s this? Another one of your little bird tricks? Are there a bunch of little girls in this one, too? Hello, girls!_

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**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/9 "2008-05-26T09:13:50Z")

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Well, there’s the endings to both Back to the Future as well as Edward Scissorhands.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/10 "2008-05-26T09:40:15Z")

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I don’t suppose many Dopers have seen Spaced, the paintballing episode had a great comeuppance for the bully stalking our hero through the episode, culminating in a double whammy of paintballs to the balls.

[Pertinent clips on Youtube.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shHh4Ju7kXA)

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/11 "2008-05-26T11:35:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose]  
I’ve always been partial to Hermione Granger’s, “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to _buy_ their way in–they got in on _talent_”. Even if Draco didn’t seem to realize he’d been pwned.  
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Another good Malfoy-comeuppance moment was when Harry used the invisibility cloak to go to Hogsmeade and completely screwed with Malfoy in the snow. That scene, even though it was a bit altered, played out really well on the screen.

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/12 "2008-05-26T11:56:04Z")

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**Lonesome Dove!**

Where the [army scout beating up Newt](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEwADbas7L0) gets damn near killed by Call.

Warning…wince-inducing.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/13 "2008-05-26T12:31:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose]  
I’ve always been partial to Hermione Granger’s, “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to _buy_ their way in–they got in on _talent_”. Even if Draco didn’t seem to realize he’d been pwned.  
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In the third book, she came up and slapped him across the face. In the movie, she punched him.

In Stephen King’s _IT_, Henry Bowers ends up in a mental institution, then later he’s stabbed in the throw with a broken Perrier bottle by Eddie-who has a broken arm at the time.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/14 "2008-05-26T13:27:33Z")

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_ **Bad Day at Black Rock** _

The clip has been removed from YouTube.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/15 "2008-05-26T19:49:35Z")

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_Working Girl_: When it’s proved that Katherine stole Tess’s idea and the owner of a multi-million dollar company tells Katherine to get her “bony ass” out of his sight.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/16 "2008-05-26T20:16:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Otto]  
_Working Girl_: When it’s proved that Katherine stole Tess’s idea and the owner of a multi-million dollar company tells Katherine to get her “bony ass” out of his sight.  
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Perfect.

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/17 "2008-05-26T21:35:50Z")

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Morgan Freeman taking that boxing punk to school in Million Dollar baby… I forget what his punchline (haha) is, but it’s either

“Get a Job”

or

“One Hundred and Four”, as he had previously stated that he had one hundred and three knockouts to his name; number may not be accurate.

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**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/18 "2008-05-26T22:08:03Z")

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Spiderman.

Flash Thompson takes a swing a Peter Parker and gets thrown the hell into a locker.

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**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/19 "2008-05-26T22:11:43Z")

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History of Violence - when the son lets loose on the bully and his buddies. Great, scary, scene.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/20 "2008-05-26T23:02:20Z")

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One of my favorites is in _Tombstone_, when the Faro-dealing bully played by Billy Bob Thornton suddenly finds Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) in his face, and has to put up or shut up.

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