# Movie / TV Scenes Where the Bully Gets Pwned **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 25, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592 "2008-05-25T20:09:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/21 "2008-05-26T23:35:12Z")
The best has to be **Bad Santa** when Billy Bob Thorton beats the crap out of a bunch of little kids who were teasing the fat kid who idolized him. The way he describes it later to his partner makes it even more hilarious “I think i turned a corner today… i beat up a buncha kids. Made me feel good about myself”. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/22 "2008-05-26T23:53:00Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] _ **Bad Day at Black Rock** _ The clip has been removed from YouTube. Regards, Shodan [/QUOTE] That’s the one I came in to post. Fortunately, it _is_ [available](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwkBYDjcUaY) on YouTube. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/23 "2008-05-27T00:39:23Z")
Pretty much the whole reason for the movie _My Bodyguard_. [Here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pachHZTZZic&NR=1) is the pwned scene. Means more if you watch [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKMjpN2iCmc&NR=1) first. Very young Matt Dillon, Adam Baldwin and Joan Cusack. ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/24 "2008-05-27T01:02:26Z")
Dean Wormer, Gregg Marmalard, Doug Niedermyer vs. The Deltas. 'Nuff said. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@Bi-Polar\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bi-Polar_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/25 "2008-05-27T02:46:57Z")
Witness Harrison Ford ( John Book–Cop)is watching the tourist smear ice cream all over the Amish kids face. The kid doesen"t fight back, because he is Amish, and has been taught that violence is not the proper way to deal with violence. Finally, Ford has had enough, and heads for the situation, and you can tell he is real cheesed off. The old Amishman who has been riding to town with Ford grabs his arm and says “No John Book–It is not our way!” to which Book replies " yeah-but it’s my way!" Goes over to the tourist kid with the ice cream and proceeds to shatter Mr. Tourists nose. God I love that movie!!! (“Oh and whacking–I’m hell at whacking”). ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/26 "2008-05-27T02:55:53Z")
In **The NeverEnding Story** , where Bastian returns to our world riding the roaring Falkor, chasing the bullies down the alley and into the garbage bin he’d earlier had to hide in, while they turn back to watch him flying off into the sky. It totally destroys the ending of the book, but man, what a comeback. And I almost ashamed to bring it up, but it has to be one the most enjoyable pwning ever. **Pretty Woman** , when Julia Roberts comes back the women who wouldn’t serve her in the shop because she looked a ho. Vivian: Do you remember me? Salesperson: No, I’m sorry. Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn’t wait on me? Salesperson: Oh. Vivian: You work on commission, right? Salesperson: Ah, yes. Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge! [turns away, flinging about a dozen shopping bags] I have to go shopping now! Heh. My sister and I still say “I have to go shopping now!” when we are trying to make a dramatic exit. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/27 "2008-05-27T03:12:55Z")
In _The Presidio_, when a local thug picks a fight with Sean Connery, who’s in uniform. “All right. But if I fight you, it’s going to only be with my **right** thumb. My **left** thumb is **much** too powerful for you.” And Connery proceeds to demolish the guy just with his thumb. IIRC, in one episode of _Babylon 5_, a bully is demolished by a guy who was his former victim, while his teacher looks on and offers insulting critiques of the bully’s attempts to defend himself. “Notice the lack of technique ! Typical of this personality type.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/28 "2008-05-27T04:02:15Z")
Does Jabba the Hutt’s demise count? _Dirty Dancing_-when Jerry Orbach finds out it was actually Robbie who got Penny pregnant, not Johnny, and rips the envelope (he was going to sponsor Robbie’s med school tuition) out of his hand. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/29 "2008-05-27T04:18:46Z")
[QUOTE=Monkey Chews] And I almost ashamed to bring it up, but it has to be one the most enjoyable pwning ever. **Pretty Woman** , when Julia Roberts comes back the women who wouldn’t serve her in the shop because she looked a ho. Vivian: Do you remember me? Salesperson: No, I’m sorry. Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn’t wait on me? Salesperson: Oh. Vivian: You work on commission, right? Salesperson: Ah, yes. Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge! [turns away, flinging about a dozen shopping bags] I have to go shopping now! Heh. My sister and I still say “I have to go shopping now!” when we are trying to make a dramatic exit. [/QUOTE] Eh, I didn’t find that nearly as satisfying as it could have been. When I saw she was going into the shop, I immediately thought, “Wait – whatsisname’s always buying and selling property. She’ll ask him to…aw, just a snippy remark. Big whoop.” She should have asked Gere’s character (still can’t remember the name) to buy the boutique as a going-away present for her. First order of business? Complete staff turnover. As filmed, though, the two snots still have jobs, and Viv’s not the only woman in Beverly Hills with a sugar daddy. Oh, and **Guin** , you forgot Orbach telling Swayze, “When I’m wrong, I say I’m wrong.” That had to take a lot of of him. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/30 "2008-05-27T07:45:48Z")
[This.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHfNwgYOM88) ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/31 "2008-05-27T07:55:28Z")
Indiana Jones 1 - the swordsman. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/32 "2008-05-27T09:54:26Z")
The scene in _City Slickers_ when super-nerd Phil (Daniel Stern) gets to the ‘mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore’ and points a confiscated pistol at the two drunk ranch hands who’d been bullying the other drivers and threatening to kill Norman (the calf) a few moments before. Not even his friends know whether he’s going to blow the bullies’ brains out (though the fact it’s a comedy kinda let’s the audience know). ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/33 "2008-05-27T11:42:12Z")
The end of _Diggstown_, a mediocre movie with a perfect ending that elevates it into one of my all time favorites, and has left me with a permanent crush on James Woods. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/34 "2008-05-27T12:14:30Z")
[QUOTE=Monkey Chews] Heh. My sister and I still say “I have to go shopping now!” when we are trying to make a dramatic exit. [/QUOTE] Um…I don’t think that line is in the film. Pretty sure she exits on the “Big mistake…HUGE” line. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/35 "2008-05-27T13:11:10Z")
I’d like to cite the case of _Ewoks v. Empire_. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/36 "2008-05-27T16:30:09Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] I’d like to cite the case of _Ewoks v. Empire_. [/QUOTE] That depends on who you’re rooting for. ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/37 "2008-05-28T04:09:21Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] > [@Monkey Chews](#): > > Heh. My sister and I still say “I have to go shopping now!” when we are trying to make a dramatic exit. Um…I don’t think that line is in the film. Pretty sure she exits on the “Big mistake…HUGE” line. [/QUOTE] Pretty sure it is. Can’t find it on youtube, but [every](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100405/quotes) [page](http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pretty_Woman) [of](http://lezleevictoriah.vox.com/library/post/pretty-woman-quotes.html) [quotes] ([Watch Showtime Shows & Movies on Paramount+](http://www.sho.com/site/schedules/product_page.do?episodeid=6446&seriesid=0&include=00quotes.inc)) I’ve checked has it. It’s the best part of the movie! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/38 "2008-05-28T10:11:29Z")
When Crispin Glover socks ??? in the jaw, knocking him out, in _Back to the Future_. Speaking of which, 2015 is only 7 years away, and I haven’t even heard _rumors_ of a **prototype** flying car yet. WTF?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/39 "2008-05-28T12:51:32Z")
There’s the movie, Bully. They kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/40 "2008-05-28T19:01:24Z")
**Pan’s Labyrinth** - Mercedes getting the drop on the general. Yee-owtch! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592.md?page=3)