# Movie / TV Scenes Where the Bully Gets Pwned

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 25, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592 "2008-05-25T20:09:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/41 "2008-05-28T19:20:57Z")

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How about the end of Superman II?

“Oh, I’ve been, uh, working out.”

TV: The Seinfeld episode where George decides to do the opposite. He’s in the theater sitting in front of two loudmouths, and stands up and dismantles them. (~3:31 [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjsThJQQJxw)).

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/42 "2008-05-28T20:11:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Morbo]  
How about the end of Superman II?

“Oh, I’ve been, uh, working out.”

TV: The Seinfeld episode where George decides to do the opposite. He’s in the theater sitting in front of two loudmouths, and stands up and dismantles them. (~3:31 [here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjsThJQQJxw)).  
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:smack:

I love both of those. I also love _dismantle_ in this context.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/43 "2008-05-28T23:25:25Z")

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> [@Baldwin](#):
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> One of my favorites is in Tombstone, when the Faro-dealing bully played by Billy Bob Thornton suddenly finds Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) in his face, and has to put up or shut up.

Why Johnny. I forgot you were standing there. You may go.  
I also like the scene where the one Cowboy gets into Wyatt’s face trying to provoke a fight and Wyatt cracks him in the head with his own pistol.

And of course the best scene is where Johnny Ringo points his gun in a drunken Doc Holliday’s face and then starts doing pistol tricks to the crowds delight. Holliday counters by matching him move for move with his little whisky cup.

[QUOTE=Der Trihs]  
In _The Presidio_, when a local thug picks a fight with Sean Connery, who’s in uniform.

“All right. But if I fight you, it’s going to only be with my **right** thumb. My **left** thumb is **much** too powerful for you.”

And Connery proceeds to demolish the guy just with his thumb.

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There’s a similar scene in Rising Sun. Snipes and Connery are prevented from entering a suspects house by a security guard:

Guard “You should know, I’m a black belt”  
Connery “Of course you are dear.”

with predictable results

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/44 "2008-05-29T02:04:17Z")

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How 'bout Trading Places.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/45 "2008-05-29T16:06:24Z")

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Does Jack-Jack beating up Syndrome in “The Incredibles” count? Because I adore that.

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**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/46 "2008-05-29T16:24:37Z")

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Sam Donovan’s speech to the network execs in Sports Night’s episode ‘Cliff Gardner’, especially the line:

> [@](#):
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> “One last thing, the first and last decision-making authority on this show will rest with Isaac Jaffee until Isaac Jaffee says otherwise, and if you disrespect him in my presence again, I will rededicate the rest of my life to ruining the rest of yours. And if you think I’m just mouthing at you, you should ask around about me. I have absolutely no conscience about these things.”

I’m sure I’ll be back later with more.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/47 "2008-05-29T17:15:42Z")

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[QUOTE=msmith537]

I also like the scene where the one Cowboy gets into Wyatt’s face trying to provoke a fight and Wyatt cracks him in the head with his own pistol.

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“You gonna jerk that smoke wagon, or just stand there and bleed?”  
“…”  
“Yeah, I thought so.”

I’m not a fan of westerns, but that whole scene is just awesome. Showcases the entire character of Wyatt in about 30 seconds.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/48 "2008-05-29T17:18:20Z")

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What does “gets pwned” mean?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-scenes-where-the-bully-gets-pwned/450592/49 "2008-05-29T17:40:50Z")

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[Pwn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn)

[An example in the wild](http://xkcd.com/341/)

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