# Movie/TV show quotes that you suspect no one will recognize **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006 "2002-04-16T20:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/1 "2002-04-16T20:15:48Z")
“Hollis, king of the flots.” (Yes, the word is “flots”.) Anyone recognize it? Add your own! ---
**Author:** ![Fibonacci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Fibonacci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibonacci)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/2 "2002-04-16T20:38:02Z")
I used to have a t-shirt with [“Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!”](http://michelesworld.net/dmm/frog/gremlin/plunk.htm) on it. Got a lot of blank stares. Guess you just had to be there. ---
**Author:** ![Ankh\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Ankh\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ankh_Too)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/3 "2002-04-16T21:49:46Z")
“Whatever happened to we rape, we pillage?” ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/4 "2002-04-17T01:24:54Z")
“If you shoot me, I’ll fall. If I fall, they’ll have to alter all the maps.” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/5 "2002-04-17T08:04:58Z")
“Uh, That was for my friend…‘Crazy Postman’.” ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/6 "2002-04-17T09:29:16Z")
“Women…not his glass of tea.” ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/7 "2002-04-17T10:50:07Z")
“I’m not in the vagina business.” ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/8 "2002-04-17T13:10:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by singular1 \* > \*\*“I’m not in the vagina business.” \*\* Well, _that_’s one I actually know – it’s from **Peter’s Friends**. So I guess it’s my turn: “Mother, 'm I nuts?” ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/9 "2002-04-17T14:56:40Z")
> [@](#): > > “Hollis, king of the flots.” I know Hollis was the name of Slim Pickens character in _1941_ but don’t recognize the line. “The crowd seemed almost sickened by the sight of no blood.” ---
**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/10 "2002-04-17T15:04:07Z")
“Shut your stinkin’ trap!” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/11 "2002-04-17T15:20:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HelloKitty \* > \*\*“Shut your stinkin’ trap!” \*\* Oh man…it’s from a skit variety show…the character that said it is a stinky sock puppet…Argh!!! I can’t remember! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/12 "2002-04-17T15:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ranchoth \* > \*\*“Uh, That was for my friend…‘Crazy Postman’.” \*\* Aha! One I recognize! This is from _The Critic_! Let’s see who gets this one: “Look at him. He’s shaking.” “No, he’s masturbating.” “Yeah, but it’s out of fear.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/13 "2002-04-17T16:14:16Z")
From one of my favorite movies ever– “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” Different movie that I LOVED as a pre-teen in the 80’s but find just awful now– “Ha ha ha…ha ha ha…ha ha ha ha haa HA! A manly laugh for manly men such as we!” (and from the same movie…) “That’s Palmer’s retarded cousin Eddie. He thinks he’s Errol Flynn.” ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/14 "2002-04-17T16:24:51Z")
> [@](#): > > “Look at him. He’s shaking.” “No, he’s masturbating.” “Yeah, but it’s out of fear.” Feh! From the Clerks Cartoon. > [@](#): > > “Shut your stinkin’ trap!” A Clockwork Orange Both the map one and glass of tea ones sound familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Zoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6de8d8/32.png) [@Zoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoff)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/15 "2002-04-17T16:47:31Z")
> [@](#): > > “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” I know this one! Caddyshack. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/16 "2002-04-17T16:52:19Z")
Favorite slang as it is slung: “Listen, princess, as long as there’s pavements, YOU’VE got a job!” “One more crack outta YOU, bimbo, an’ you’ll be holdin’ a lilly!” “They call me Taxi Belle.” “Really? Do you charge for the first mile?” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/17 "2002-04-17T16:53:00Z")
McCracken: “Dunlop! You suck cock!” Dunlop: “All I can get!” this movie deserves it own thread, it has so many classic quotes! * * * "You know, your son looks like a … ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/18 "2002-04-17T17:02:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunshine \* > \*\*From one of my favorite movies ever– > > “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” > > Different movie that I LOVED as a pre-teen in the 80’s but find just awful now– > > “Ha ha ha…ha ha ha…ha ha ha ha haa HA! A manly laugh for manly men such as we!” > > (and from the same movie…) > > “That’s Palmer’s retarded cousin Eddie. He thinks he’s Errol Flynn.” \*\* _Caddyshack_ How 'bout - “I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’ll go anymore.” ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/19 "2002-04-17T17:25:50Z")
[quote] “I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’ll go anymore.”[/qoute] Office Space. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/20 "2002-04-17T18:03:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > “Shut your stinkin’ trap!” > > A Clockwork Orange > \*\* I believe the Clockwork Orange line was “Shut your filthy hole, you scum!” I could devote an entire thread to _this_ movie: “Remind me to pay his bill in time” “Chuck Norris for the defense!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006.md?page=2)