# Movie/TV show quotes that you suspect no one will recognize **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006 "2002-04-16T20:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/81 "2002-04-23T03:20:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rodd Hill \* > \*\* > > “Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” \*\* H.I. McDonough (Nicolas Cage) in “Raising Arizona.” * * * “I can’t believe you lied to me! You! A _Muncie_ girl!” “Tardies do not get fruit cup.” “What airline did he fly?” “Edsel.” ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/82 "2002-04-23T03:23:52Z")
Whoops. Forgot one: “Well, it could break the skin. You could get a nasty infection.” ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/83 "2002-04-23T04:14:50Z")
From one of my favorite movies: “Fokker Feebleman” Guess THAT one 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/84 "2002-04-23T06:31:03Z")
“This is for Ladies!” “And so is this madam, but every once in a while I have to run some water through it.” “Waiter! There are snails on her plate!” Does this look queer? How 'bout this, does this look queer!?" “Moses supposes his nose is a rose but Moses supposes erronously” “I am Spartacus” (Nope, not _Spartacus_ ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/85 "2002-04-23T08:26:29Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Lyllyan \* > [B"Moses supposes his nose is a rose but Moses supposes erronously_\* From one of my favorite musicals, _ **Singin’ In The Rain** _. It’s a great dance number with Gene Kelley and Donald O’Connor. Okay, how about, _Watch The Birdie_ sung by Martha Raye. What picture was it in? ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/86 "2002-04-23T10:12:10Z")
“What’s the man doing with his hands all over my labia?” I’ll send someone a Tim Tam if they get this one! ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/87 "2002-04-23T10:13:27Z")
“What’s that man doing with his hands all over my labia?” I’ll send someone a Tim Tam if they get this one! ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/88 "2002-04-23T10:14:43Z")
damn repost. apologies for double posting. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/89 "2002-04-23T11:34:39Z")
“This is for ladies…” _My Favorite Year_, one of my favorite movies. “Waiter! There are snails on her plate!” _The Jerk_, not one of my favorites. “Let’s go out dancing…” _Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid_ Guess this one: “Now every time he sees a rock lying in the street, he’s gonna be thinking of you.” ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/90 "2002-04-23T12:58:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\* > > “Just where do you guys think you are??” > > “The Library of Congress?” > “Detroit?” > “Beyyyyoooond the sun??” \*\* _Bachelor Party!_ Just watched that the other day! ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/91 "2002-04-23T13:38:14Z")
“I can’t believe you lied to me! You! A _Muncie_ girl!” _The Hudsucker Proxy_ “There’s no difference between good flan and bad flan” “Up on the mountain, there are…spooky things…” ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/92 "2002-04-23T13:43:42Z")
Ok, so you got three out of five…how about “You laugh like a donkey!” ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/93 "2002-04-23T15:01:56Z")
1. “I’ve got apple juice in my eye!” He should have listened to his father. 2. “The situation is so bad, it is the worst it has ever been!” 3. “Where are we going?” “PLANET X!” “When are we going?” " REAL SOON!" Some easy ones - “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” “Obviously, Gloria, you are a young lady gifted with considerable economy of language. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.” A theme song - "Look - it’s the man who flies around like an eagle, Look - it’s the enemy of all that’s illegal, Look - at the muscles in those arms, they’re like hammers, Look - it’s some nut who flies around in pajamas. That’s no nut, boy - that’s…" Regards, Shodan Look - it Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/94 "2002-04-23T18:20:56Z")
> [@](#): > > “Nobody can handle Handel the way you handle Handel.” “And your Delius–Delirious!” _Unfaithfully Yours_ (the original) > [@](#): > > “Don’t point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.” _The Odd Couple_ > [@](#): > > “Push the button, Max!” _The Great Race_ (?) > [@](#): > > “No patty fingers, if you please. The proprieties to be observed at all toimes.” _The Quiet Man_ > [@](#): > > “Obviously, Gloria, you are a young lady gifted with considerable economy of language. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.” _Arthur_ I’ll come up with a few more of my own… ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/95 "2002-04-23T18:25:23Z")
“Did I just hear a young noise blast through here?” (it’s somewhat of a trick question) ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/96 "2002-04-23T18:55:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > \*\* > 3) “Where are we going?” “PLANET X!” > “When are we going?” " REAL SOON!" > \*\* _The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension_ I really think John Lithgow peaked in this movie. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/97 "2002-04-23T18:56:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lyllyan \* > \*\*“I am Spartacus” (Nope, not _Spartacus_ \*\* _That Thing You Do!_ ? ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/98 "2002-04-23T19:33:04Z")
“I hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” (same movie…) Corky, we want you to live! ---
**Author:** ![toadspittle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@toadspittle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toadspittle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/99 "2002-04-23T20:33:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\*“Did I just hear a young noise blast through here?” > > (it’s somewhat of a trick question) \*\* Star Wars–but it was never filmed. From the missing scene in the beginning with Fixer et al. **"Two can play the baby game!"** no one? how about: **"I can’t read your crazy moon-language!"** (same source) ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/100 "2002-04-23T21:14:41Z")
“I hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!” ``` (same movie...) Corky, we want you to live! ``` “Waiting for Guffman” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006.md?page=6)