# Movie/TV show quotes that you suspect no one will recognize **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 16, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006 "2002-04-16T20:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/101 "2002-04-23T21:42:06Z")
You know you are safe… with me. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/102 "2002-04-23T21:51:34Z")
“one son i put through college, the other i put through a wall” -Burt Young, in Rodney Dangerfield’s “Back to School” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/103 "2002-04-23T21:54:42Z")
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” -Bluto (John Belushi) in National Lampoon’s Animal House ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/104 "2002-04-24T07:20:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by a35362 \* > \*\* > > _That Thing You Do!_ ? \*\* Yep:D ---
**Author:** ![quarx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/50afbb/32.png) [@quarx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quarx)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/105 "2002-04-24T16:17:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > **"I smuggle gold…pistachio nuts…but no Hero-eeen."** That’s “A View To A Kill” My next: “All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!” ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/106 "2002-04-24T16:48:31Z")
OKay I’ll give the OP away, just because I’m dying to. “Hollis, King of the Flots”. It’s from an ABC Afterschool Special called “The Seven Wishes of a Rich Kid”. I don’t know why I remember this so well. Hollis is the rich kids and the other kids dislike him, calling him a “Flot” (some kind of insult to them). There’s even a scene where one of the kids pretends to like him just so they can grab his diary or something and make even more fun of him. He somehow wins the “Rich Kids Lottery” (cause rich kids NEED a lottery) and the prize is seven wishes, which he tries to use to get into these other kids’ favors. Of course the wishes go horribly wrong and he eventually wishes everything back to normal, and they end up liking him for who he is or some crazy junk lthat’s equally as implausible as the fact that rich kids really wish they were poor so they could fit in better. So there you go. Hollis, King of the Flots is the title of a drawing one of the other kids makes of our protagonist. ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/107 "2002-04-24T17:08:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*My next: “All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!” \*\* _Army of Darkness._ One of the classics of our time. ---
**Author:** ![Tarkus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Tarkus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarkus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/108 "2002-04-24T17:30:34Z")
“I’m going for it honey!” “Ohhhhh Sparkyyyyyy” ---
**Author:** ![Tarkus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Tarkus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarkus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/109 "2002-04-24T17:32:32Z")
“This is something you’d know if you ever spent a day in your life; you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You Fucking child!” ---
**Author:** ![quarx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/50afbb/32.png) [@quarx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quarx)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/110 "2002-04-24T17:54:55Z")
“Well … there’s Mr. Rat … and then there’s Mr. Key!! Made 'im out of my own teeth!” ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/111 "2002-04-25T07:46:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quarx \* > \*\*“Well … there’s Mr. Rat … and then there’s Mr. Key!! Made 'im out of my own teeth!” \*\* Blackadder, Season 1, Ep. 6 “The Black Seal” ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/112 "2002-04-25T07:53:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rodd Hill \* > \*\* > > “…known as ‘The Rat’…” > > “They kill, they maim and they call information for numbers they could easily look up in the book.” \*\* The Rat one is from _The Good, The Bad and the Ugly_ The second one is from \* What’s Up, Tiger Lily?\* I’ve got one. “What am I doing on your shirt?” ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/113 "2002-04-25T10:12:18Z")
“This is something you’d know…” - _Sniper?_ ---
**Author:** ![Omnipresent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8c91f0/32.png) [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/114 "2002-04-25T19:07:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tarkus \* > \*\*“This is something you’d know if you ever spent a day in your life; you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You Fucking child!” \*\* Time’s up. Glengarry Glenn Ross. (Al Pacino) ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/115 "2002-04-25T20:06:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quarx \* > \*\* > > That’s “A View To A Kill” > > \*\* Right series, wrong movie. The other quote in that same post of mine is from the same movie. ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/116 "2002-04-25T20:29:39Z")
A few quite obscure quotes from various TV shows: “That was my late husband’s mother’s second husband’s mother.” “Don’t you have any manners, you stupid clod!?” “Hey, man, you got **my** eye up **your** nose!” “People shouldn’t be gettin’ ideas from books!” -Loopus ---
**Author:** ![quarx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/50afbb/32.png) [@quarx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quarx)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/117 "2002-04-25T22:39:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\* > > Right series, wrong movie. \*\* Yargh!!! After I took the trouble to look the damn thing up on IMDB. I meant, of course, **For Your Eyes Only**. ---
**Author:** ![Bigttrack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/94ad74/32.png) [@Bigttrack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bigttrack)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/118 "2012-09-29T01:29:59Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > From one of my favorite movies: > > “Fokker Feebleman” > > Guess THAT one 😛 “what if Fokker Feebleman is flying your airplane?” ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/119 "2012-09-29T11:15:04Z")
“You mean the movie _lied?!_” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006/120 "2012-09-29T11:36:28Z")
> [@Lyllyan](#): > > “Moses supposes his nose is a rose but Moses supposes erronously” [Actually](http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/g/genekelly8815/mosessupposes299194.html), he supposes his toeses are roses [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movie-tv-show-quotes-that-you-suspect-no-one-will-recognize/104006.md?page=7)