# Movies: Famous Last Words

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 16, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320 "2005-08-16T20:38:27Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/1 "2005-08-16T20:38:27Z")

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No Spoilers, enter at own risk.  
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“Prove It.” - Jack Wilson, **Shane**

“Wait! Don’t you want to hear my last words?” - Mickey Bergman, **Heist**

“Do it.” - Sgt. Barnes, **Platoon**

“A spear?” - Chief Phillips, **Apocalypse Now**

“Earn This.” - Capt. Miller, **Saving Private Ryan**

and of course: “It was fun.” - Kirk

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/2 "2005-08-16T21:27:29Z")

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“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” Grand Moff Tarkin, in _Star Wars_  
(Apologies if I mangled the quote. I’m doing this from memory, and it’s been years since I last saw it.)

“Oops.” Rutger Hauer, in _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_.

“My God! It’s full of stars!” David Bowman, in _2001: A Space Odyssey_.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/3 "2005-08-16T21:41:58Z")

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“AWWWOooooooooooo…” – Random Imperial Officer, Return of the Jedi

“Lost Tyree, lost Hutch, they came at us from behind-” – Gold Leader, Star Wars: A New Hope (This line was cooler, if longer and cheezier, in the book, IIRC, he continued to say “It’s your baby now!” before being shot down)

“She’s gonna blow!” - Random Black (African Correlian?) X-Wing Pilot, Return of the Jedi

“I’m hiiiiiiiiiiit!” - Random Y-Wing pilot, Return of the Jedi (Let’s face it, the Star Wars movies have lots of fighter pilot last-words)

“I hope your conscience is clear, Irishman!” – Russian Syndicate Enforcer (I think it was Chekov) - Boondock Saints

“I would have liked… to see… Montana.” – Vasily Borodin - Hunt For Red October

"You arrogant ass! You’ve killed **us**! – Russian Officer on the bad guy sub - Hunt For Red October

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/4 "2005-08-16T21:47:21Z")

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Vizzini, in **The Princess Bride** :

“You only think I guessed wrong. That’s what’s so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia’, but only slightly less well known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line.’ Ha ha ha ha ha.”

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**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/5 "2005-08-16T22:29:05Z")

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Far and away my favorite last words are spoken by Lord Kril in the very underappreciated film **The Last Starfighter** as his entire armada is destroyed and his command ship faces its doom:  
Lord Kril: Damage report!

Kodan Officer: Guidance system out. Auxiliary steering out.

Lord Kril: Divert! Divert!

Kodan Officer: She won’t answer the helm! We’re locked into the moon’s gravitational pull. What do we do?

_Kril stands up straight and distinguished and his “auto-monocle” flips over his left eye._

Lord Kril: We die.

🆒

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**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/6 "2005-08-16T22:50:02Z")

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Okay, I’ll get the obvious one out of the way:  
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

> [@mbh](#):
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> “My God! It’s full of stars!” David Bowman, in _2001: A Space Odyssey_.

I know the line is in the book, but I’m sure it’s not in the movie. I’m getting old, but I don’t think my memory is that bad — not yet, at least.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/7 "2005-08-16T23:28:12Z")

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“You are, and always will be…my friend.” Spock, to Kirk.

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/8 "2005-08-16T23:38:10Z")

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“Suuuuuuuperman”

- **The Iron Giant**

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/9 "2005-08-16T23:41:10Z")

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> [@Julius Henry](#):
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> Okay, I’ll get the obvious one out of the way:  
> “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

So did Rhett keel over from a heart attack after Scarlett closes the door? :dubious:

You’re right about Dave Bowman, though (regardless of what _2010_ asserts)

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**Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/10 "2005-08-16T23:51:58Z")

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“Yaaaaahhhhhhh!” - Red Leader

They came from…behind!" - Gold Five

“I can’t hold them!” - Red Ten

“No, I’m all right…ahhhhh!!” - Red Six (Porkins)

“I’m hit!” - Red Nine

“The guns…they’ve stopped!” - Gold Two

“Loosen up!” - Gold Leader

“I can’t hold them!” - Red Ten

“Wait!” - Red Three (Biggs Darklighter)

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/11 "2005-08-17T00:02:46Z")

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I resisted doing Star Wars ones in my OP, but as long as the door is open:

“Chessko kotuuda preeta gremkohhhh…da Osska!!” 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/12 "2005-08-17T00:41:52Z")

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“From Hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.” - Captain Ahab, **Moby Dick** and Khan Noonian Singh (minus the “ye damned whale” 🙂 ), **Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan**

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/13 "2005-08-17T01:39:18Z")

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## “. . . now and at the hour of our death, Amen”

Fredo Corleone

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/14 "2005-08-17T01:40:22Z")

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> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> So did Rhett keel over from a heart attack after Scarlett closes the door? :dubious:

Oops, misunderstood the OP, sorry. Ignore that one. Told you I was getting old. How about this instead:

“Hello, ET. I’m back.” — Randy Quaid’s character in Independence Day

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/15 "2005-08-17T02:33:25Z")

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“I god, Woodrow. It’s been quite a party.”  
**Augustus McRae,** _Lonesome Dove_

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.  
Otto: That’s bullshit. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.  
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.  
_Repo Man_

Yeeeeehaw!  
**Major TJ “King” Kong** , _Dr. Strangelove_

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/16 "2005-08-17T02:34:26Z")

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Rosebud.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/17 "2005-08-17T03:15:12Z")

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> [@Julius Henry](#):
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> “Hello, ET. I’m back.” — Randy Quaid’s character in Independence Day

That’s “Hello, _boys_, I’m back!” I love that line. 😃

And as long as we’re with this movie, there’s always:

“Oh, crap.” \_Marty Gilbert

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/18 "2005-08-17T04:49:21Z")

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“Fly, you fools!” - Gandalf

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. " - Obi-wan

“Not like this. Not like this.” - Switch ( **The Matrix** )

“What are you prepared to do?” - Jim Malone ( **The Untouchables** )

Not Movies:

“Let’s go to work.” - Angel ( **Angel** )  
“Bang!” - Spike Spiegal ( **Cowboy Bebop** )

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/19 "2005-08-17T05:38:19Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> They came from…behind!" - Gold Five
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> “Loosen up!” - Gold Leader

I think you got those two mixed up. Of course, let’s not leave the brave Imperial starfighter pilots out of this:

“Look out!” – TIE Fighter Pilot

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/20 "2005-08-17T08:48:23Z")

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"I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. " - Batty, _Bladerunner_

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