# Movies: Famous Last Words **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 16, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320 "2005-08-16T20:38:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/21 "2005-08-17T09:07:23Z")
“Shoot straight you bastards, dont make a mess of it” - _Breaker Morant_ ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/22 "2005-08-17T09:14:40Z")
“Mother of God, is this the end of Rico?” - \* Little Ceasar\* ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/23 "2005-08-17T09:16:02Z")
“This is funny” - Doc Holliday, **Tombstone** (and apparently in RL too) ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/24 "2005-08-17T13:38:18Z")
“I regret trifling with married women, I’m thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger, and those I am about to…” […Psyche!] ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/25 "2005-08-17T13:53:02Z")
_White Heat_: “Made it, ma! Top of the world!” ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/26 "2005-08-17T14:26:13Z")
South Park BLU: Though we die, La Resistance lives on. (The Mole) ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/27 "2005-08-17T14:32:29Z")
> [@spoke-](#): > > “I regret trifling with married women, I’m thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger, and those I am about to…” > > […Psyche!] Mr. Nightlinger, from **The Cowboys**. Man, I have Bruce Dern more and more every time I see that movie. Anyway, here’s my contribution (which isn’t the character’s last words, just the last line of the movie). “…maybe it was Utah.” ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/28 "2005-08-17T14:43:30Z")
**Clue** “Da da da Da Da Da - I AM your sing-ing tel-e-gram” (BANG) **The Longest Day** (BANG) “I heard two clicks…I heard TWO clicks.” **Monty Python and the Holy Grail** “I feel happy…I feel happy.” (THUNK) ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/29 "2005-08-17T15:11:31Z")
Cobb “Goodbye Paden.” Paden “Goodbye Cobb.” _Silverado_ “I **TOLD** you I didn’t do it!” Mr Green in _Clue_ “You’re still here? The movie’s OVER! Go home!” Ferris Bueller in _Ferris Bueller’s Day Off_ “I didn’t know there WAS a pool down there.” Gangster to James Bond after tossing Plenty O’Toole out of a hotel window in _Diamonds Are Forever_ ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/30 "2005-08-17T15:29:20Z")
“\*Whadya gonna do k-k-k-Ken, run me over?” \* Otto, **A Fish Called Wanda** ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/31 "2005-08-17T15:42:05Z")
> [@Orual](#): > > “Fly, you fools!” - Gandalf You know, they made a third one, called “The Return of the King.” Now, if you’d written “Gandalf the Grey”. . . ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/32 "2005-08-17T15:46:21Z")
for that matter, there was a second one, too. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/33 "2005-08-17T15:48:10Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > You know, they made a third one, called “The Return of the King.” > > Now, if you’d written “Gandalf the Grey”. . . Given some of the other examples (e.g. Spock from _Wrath of Khan_), I assume we aren’t disqualifying lines just because the speaker died and then got better. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/34 "2005-08-17T16:08:29Z")
_“Beware…of the Dwarf.”_ The dude who said “Beware of the Dwarf” - **Foul Play** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/35 "2005-08-17T16:14:24Z")
“Ooo… eee… AAARRGHHH… ooowww… aaahhhh… eerrrrghhh… ooo…”–Paul Reubens, _Buffy the Vampier Slayer_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/36 "2005-08-17T16:22:11Z")
_Die Hard_: Takagi: “You’ll just have to kill me.” Random Bad Guy: “Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate!” _Die Hard With A Vengeance_: Random Bad Guy: “Nicht schiessen!” (“He said don’t shoot.”) Trago: “He has tricked us.” Oddly enough, neither Gruber brother really had a last line worth mentioning. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/37 "2005-08-17T16:26:25Z")
“Look into your heart… Look into your heart!” - Bernie ( **Miller’s Crossing** ) ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/38 "2005-08-17T16:46:54Z")
> [@Peter Morris](#): > > “Mother of God, is this the end of Rico?” - \* Little Ceasar\* That would be “Mother of Mercy…” ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/39 "2005-08-17T16:51:57Z")
I guess everyone’s aped out from the other thread: > [@](#): > > You maniacs - You blew it up! Damn you, God damn you all to Hell! I nominate as the best closing line: [Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu…] > [@](#): > > This was the story of Howard Beale who was the network news anchorman on UBS-TV, the first known instance of a man being killed because he had lousy ratings. […Chu-Chu-Chu-Chu] ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/40 "2005-08-17T16:56:31Z")
GII: > [@](#): > > He’s here come on. Come on – come on – stupid. Surprise – For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow – that nobody can deny – that nobody can deny MF: > [@](#): > > A man’s got to know his limitations [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320.md?page=3)