# Movies: Famous Last Words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 16, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320 "2005-08-16T20:38:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/41 "2005-08-17T17:07:12Z")

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> [@BayleDomon](#):
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> _Die Hard_:  
> Oddly enough, neither Gruber brother really had a last line worth mentioning.

I rather liked “Yippe Ki Ay, Mother Fucker.” 🙂

Ned Pepper from _True Grit_ “I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.”  
(followed by Cogburn’s “Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!”)

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/42 "2005-08-17T17:17:25Z")

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Another great one (although I can’t remember if it’s exactly his last line, but I think so) is "You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend! " - Tony Montana, **Scarface**

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/43 "2005-08-17T17:33:09Z")

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“Larry…Larry…I’m a cop.” - Freddy (Mr. Orange)

“Arrggghhh…” - Larry (Mr. White)

**Reservoir Dogs**

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/44 "2005-08-17T17:37:49Z")

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“I would have liked to have seen Montana…_ugh_”  
Captain 2nd Rank Vasily Borodin - Hunt for Red October  
“What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”  
Sgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket  
“Say 'ello to my little friend!!” (his last intelligable words)  
Tony Montana - Scarface

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/45 "2005-08-17T17:42:30Z")

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> [@Kizarvexius](#):
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> **Monty Python and the Holy Grail**  
> “I feel happy…I feel happy.” (THUNK)

blue… no, yel-aaaargh

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/46 "2005-08-17T17:47:10Z")

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“Shoot straight… for once… you Army pukes…” --Lieutenant Colonel Andy Tanner, Red Dawn

“Our people, our people. I would have would have called you my brother… my captain… my king .” --Boromir, Fellowship of the Ring

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/47 "2005-08-17T17:49:25Z")

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I thought Tarkin’s last line was: “You may fire when ready.”

[ob anime!]

Rem: “Take care of Knives for me!”

Excel: “ACROSS! A-KU-RO–” _ **WHAM** _

Pedro: “Noooooooooooooooo!”

Many a Dragon Ball Villain: “Son Goku!!!” (Also: “Kakarrotto!!!”)

1/7th\* of the Ruby Eye Shaburanigdo: “Don’t interfere!”

\*Er, last I checked, anyway.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/48 "2005-08-17T18:23:35Z")

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“I don’t deserve this. I was building a house.” - Wild Bill **Unforgiven**  
(although it is Clint’s next line that is really chilling, “Deserves got nothin’ to do with it.”

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/49 "2005-08-17T18:29:31Z")

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“I don’t deserve this. I was building a house.” - Wild Bill **Unforgiven**  
(although it is Clint’s next line that is really chilling, “Deserves got nothin’ to do with it.”

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/50 "2005-08-17T18:44:01Z")

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I suppose I need to clarify things. This thread is about famous last words of movie characters that then DIE. So **GrizzRich** , unless Ferris Bueller drops dead after that line, it doesn’t count. And **JohnBckWLD** , unless Charlton Heston and Clint Eastwood drop dead after saying those lines, it doesn’t count.

> [@FordPrefect](#):
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> “I don’t deserve this. I was building a house.” - Wild Bill **Unforgiven**  
> (although it is Clint’s next line that is really chilling, “Deserves got nothin’ to do with it.”

Actually, Wild Bill’s last words were “I’ll see you in Hell, William Munny.”

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/51 "2005-08-17T19:16:40Z")

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**Kill Bill**

“Very funny, bitch. Very funny!” – Vernita Green  
“That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.” – O-Ren Ishii

“You’re my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt… How do I look?” – Bill

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/52 "2005-08-17T19:39:39Z")

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> [@Dooku](#):
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> Actually, Wild Bill’s last words were “I’ll see you in Hell, William Munny.”

And the character’s name was “Little Bill”.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/53 "2005-08-17T19:46:21Z")

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“I wanted vanilla twist!”  
– Girl in the original _Assault on Precinct 13_

“There…is…an…oth…er…Sky…wal…ker…” – As Yoda shuffles off his muppet coil.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/54 "2005-08-17T19:56:05Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> “Ooo… eee… AAARRGHHH… ooowww… aaahhhh… eerrrrghhh… ooo…”–Paul Reubens, _Buffy the Vampier Slayer_

Sorry, that doesn’t count. As far as anyone knows, he’s _still_ writhing away.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/55 "2005-08-17T20:16:04Z")

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“ah yes. thank you, my dear”  
Doctor #1

“I refuse to be treated…What are you doing? Stop - you’re making me giddy…No - I won’t have it. You can’t do this to me. No…”  
Doctor #2

“Tears, Sarah-Jane? While there’s life there’s …”  
Doctor #3

“Its the end. But the moment has been prepared for.”  
Doctor #4

“It feels different this time.”  
Doctor #5

“Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice”  
Doctor #6 , at least the last words onscreen

" He’s out there. I’ve got to stop him…"  
Doctor #7

“Oh no, not again”  
Doctor #8, at least the last words in the movie

“Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic… absolutely fantastic And you know what? So was I”  
Doctor #9

“Now I’ll never know if I was right.”  
Adric

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/56 "2005-08-17T20:19:48Z")

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“Thank you sir, may I have another?” -Mike, **House Of Games**

“My…panache.” - Cyrano De Bergerac

“You wouldn’t shoot me, would you sweeheart? After all, we’re married.” - Lori, **Total Recall**

“It’s the strangest thing…” - McManus, **Usual Suspects**

“For England, James?” - 006, **Goldeneye**

“Neither asked, nor given.” - Archibald Cunningham, **Rob Roy**

“FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!” - William Wallace, **Braveheart**

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/57 "2005-08-17T20:45:12Z")

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“That’s right, Matrix! You did [promise to kill me last]!”  
-Sully - Commando  
“Diplomatic immunity!!”  
-Arjen ‘Aryan’ Rudd - Lethal Weapon 2  
“Yes, that’s the ground. I wonder if it will be friends with me.”  
-The Whale - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/58 "2005-08-17T21:05:02Z")

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“A lucky shot, sir!” – Star Trek Something, The Search for Spock

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/59 "2005-08-17T21:16:09Z")

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> [@critter42](#):
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> “From Hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.” - Captain Ahab, **Moby Dick** and Khan Noonian Singh (minus the “ye damned whale” 🙂 ), **Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan**

Of course, with William Shatner (at that point in time) the whale quote would’ve been appropriate.

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**Post date:** [August 17, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-famous-last-words/317320/60 "2005-08-17T21:34:33Z")

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Oh no, not again.  
-The bowl of petunias, HHGTG

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