# Movies that everyones loves...except you

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 6, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576 "2001-05-06T23:42:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/61 "2001-05-08T09:34:19Z")

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I liked Forrest Gump, but DESPISED Good Will Hunting. I don’t see what was so good about it. I think Matt Damon and Ben Affleck must have sucked several yards of Hollywood cock to get that movie made.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/62 "2001-05-08T09:59:02Z")

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Most of the ones I would have picked have been mentioned already, so I’ll just concur:  
Forrest Gump - Forrest wasn’t the only retarded element of this movie. I can’t believe I wasted 8 hours of my life (or however the hell long it was) on this crap. In fact, I’ll go a step further and just say any movie with Tom Hanks.  
Fight Club - I don’t care about the violence, it’s the middlebrow cliches trying to pass themselves off as highbrow “ideas” and “philosophical insights” that bothered me. Oh, and the lame-ass “twist” ending.  
2001: A Space Odyssey - So boring I stopped watching after an hour. Didn’t think “Dr. Strangelove” was all that great, either - a bunch of stereotypes and an overly-obvious “message.”  
Star Wars - Really a very slooooooow-paced movie when you watch it now. And the plot was regurgitated from The Handbook Of Literary Themes. Liked it when I was seven, though.  
Anything by Oliver Stone.  
Anything with Julia Roberts (including “Erin Brokovich”).  
The Matrix - I went to see it in the theater and laughed out loud at the horrible dialogue and corny love story. A spectacle; sound and fury, signifying nothing.

However, I am always baffled by people who claim “American Beauty” was a piece of crap. The only Academy Award-winning movie of the past 15 years that I thought deserved it.

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/63 "2001-05-08T13:45:46Z")

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Yet another person calling American Beauty a pile of crap. I haven’t met a single person IRL who agrees with me…

Saving Private Ryan is also on the top of my movie shitlist. Along with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Uck.

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/64 "2001-05-08T18:46:23Z")

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For me, the most overrated movie (it won best picture, fercryinoutloud) was “Dances with Wolves.” As a director, Kevin Costner should be called “Plays with Cameras.”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/65 "2001-05-08T21:41:39Z")

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Hey, I LIKE _Star Wars, Good Will Hunting,_ and _American Beauty_. What I hated was:  
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Forrest Gump\*-To this day, I can’t explain this movie in ten words or less.\*  
Batman\* and its sequels\*  
The Exorcist  
Hannibal  
Speed  
The Matrix  
Immortal Beloved  
\*ANY _Star Trek_ movie

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/66 "2001-05-08T22:45:16Z")

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**Rocky Horror:** Aside from the decent Meat Loaf video in the middle, it’s a stupid as hell movie. I’ve had friends try to defend it. It’s a waste of time, guys!  
**Forrest Gump:** I’m ambivelent on this one. I don’t see it as anti-intellectual, just pro-dumbf$sckingluck.

I’m lucky in that I haven’t seen any of the rest of these. 😃

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**Author:** ![buffalogal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@buffalogal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buffalogal)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/67 "2001-05-08T22:49:23Z")

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Movies disliked here that I like:

It’s a Wonderful Life  
The English Patient  
The Matrix  
Saving Private Ryan  
American Beauty  
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Yes, we all have our opinions, but I found the acting tremendous, the direction stunning, and plot anything but idiotic. Beautiful, interesting movie.

Now, movies I don’t like that the majority seem to:

Braveheart (Mel the director: “Let’s see how many gruesome ways I can film Scottish fighters getting mortally wounded.”)  
Rocky (“Stella!” I mean, “Adrianne!”)

I also had a problem with the wet t-shirt scene in As Good As It Gets. Gratuitous, definitely. And this movie would have been 100% better if Holly Hunter had accepted the role that Helen Hunt eventually got. (I am not a Helen Hunt fan.)

Hey. I just realized that both actresses’ initials are HH.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/68 "2001-05-09T00:56:56Z")

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Movies I was talked into watching but hated:

-All Star Wars movies except episode one  
-Both Ace Ventura movies  
-Babe  
-Austin Powers:The Spy Who Bored Me  
-Rounders  
-Toy Story (the second was good, though)  
-The Wizard of Oz  
-Alice in Wonderland (pick a version, any version)  
-Diabolique  
-Tapeheads  
-Bless The Child (such a terrible adaptation!)  
-The Shining, Kubrick’s version  
-Supernova (super sucked)  
-Here On Earth  
-The Phantom  
-7 Years in Tibet  
-The Beach

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**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/69 "2001-05-09T03:21:22Z")

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- The Princess Bride.

Granted, I only saw it once, about three years ago, but it just bored the hell out of me and struck me only as distinctly unfunny.

I also hate anything with Adam Sandler, Japanese animation and Monty Python’s Life of Brian (even though I love everything else Python)…

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/70 "2001-05-09T06:11:02Z")

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> -All Star Wars movies except episode one

So YOU’RE the single person on the planet who liked Episode One!!

I’m blaming Jar Jar Binks on you, Elfkin.

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**Author:** ![Amedeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/71 "2001-05-09T06:34:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Katisha \*  
> \*\*I’ve always found _Braveheart_ to be vastly overrated. \*\*

**pulls white glove off**  
**Slaps Katisha across the face in a defiant challenge**

I am mortally offended, and call thee out. Pistols or blades?

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/72 "2001-05-09T06:59:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*Titanic
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> I can’t buy Leonardo DiCaprio as a leading man and it ruined the movie for me.  
> \*\*

Hey, Leo **died** in the movie, so it wasn’t all bad. Although, fortunately for me, I only saw the last half and missed the gooey love story part…

I’d say _American Beauty_ was way overrated. It was okay, but there were better choices for Best Picture.

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/73 "2001-05-09T07:34:53Z")

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I thought I was going to hate Fight Club so I put off seeing it until this past fall. But I thought it was awesome. Traffic gets my vote. I hated the blue/yellow filter tricks, the three plots didn’t connect well, and the only one I gave a damn about was the one with Michael Douglas. As one review I saw put it, “a star-studded after-school special” and “Steven Soderburgh takes 3 hours to tell us drugs are bad.”

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**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/74 "2001-05-09T07:49:11Z")

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This is truly amazing. I previously considered myself to be intelligent when it comes to film, but these posts have shown me I’m just a big follower who can’t form a single original opinion.

Just kidding.

I’ve attempted to watch **The English Patient** several times, and it has put me to sleep without fail, regardless of how tired I am.

Add another vote for **Saving Private Ryan**. There were several very good battle scenes, but overall, the story is the weakest I’ve seen in an oscar-winning film in years.

**Gladiator** was totally mediocre and offered absolutely nothing new or original whatsoever. Some cool gore and fight scenes, but deserving of only a “eh”

And I have to defend a couple movies too: **Pleasantville** is in my top 5 of all time, and the preachiness is intended, as well as very effective. Subtlety would have been completely unfitting.

**Traffic** was the best movie of last year. I’m a Soderbergh junkie, so maybe I’m biased, but I thought the color filters did a good job of applying a certain feel to each setting.

Oh, and if anyone dares to mention **The Usual Suspects** , I will not hesitate to execute you in a very cold-blooded fashion. Have a nice day 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/75 "2001-05-09T21:29:50Z")

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> _Originally posted by Ooner:_  
> Oh, and if anyone dares to mention The Usual Suspects, I will not hesitate to execute you in a very cold-blooded fashion. Have a nice day

I _knew_ I forgot something! **The Usual Suspects** was a boring, incomprehensible piece of cinematic crap. Thank you. 🙂

I also forgot **9 1/2 weeks**. I’ve heard it called the one of the sexiest movies ever. I found it about as sexy as gingivitis.

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/76 "2001-05-09T22:53:13Z")

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Amedeus, you’re on! Blades it is! 😉

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**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/77 "2001-05-10T02:38:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by doomraisin \*  
> \*\*“Field of Dreams.” Shallow, manipulative claptrap. \*\*

I thought I was the only one who did not like this movie. I found it dull, uninteresting and did not give a crap about the characters. I think I lasted about 35 minutes into the film before I went into another room and read a book!

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/78 "2001-05-10T04:05:10Z")

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**Meet the Parents** tried too hard to be funny. It struck me as very trite. Everyone I know loved it, though.

I was a thirteen-year-old girl when it was a staple for thirteen-year-old girls to see **Titanic**. I can boast that I have never seen that movie! I was ashamed for a while of the stereotype I was associated with. All over the media you would hear, “Titanic, the movie made big by thirteen-year-old girls…” Ick.

**Notting Hill** was a piece of crap. Piece. Of. Crap.

Basically any chick flick I hate. Most comedies too. And any movie aimed towards teenagers ( **American Pie** , **10 Things I Hate About You** , **Road Trip** , although I didn’t see that one…you know the drill).  
On the other hand, I really liked **RHPS**. I’ve seen it at least 20 times, but nowhere near the 1000 times that some people have.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/79 "2001-05-10T04:51:54Z")

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**American Pie.** Now I remember it. The one where the guy had sex with a pie. That movie really _sucked_.  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-everyones-loves-except-you/64576/80 "2001-05-10T06:49:10Z")

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_Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_: I like Paul Newman and Robert Redford, but hate this movie. The “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head” scene is nothing less than excrutiating to watch, and was a precursor of the Music Video interlude that has contaminated movies since the mid 80’s.

_Fight Club_ and _The Usual Suspects_: Don’t hate them, but find them kind of blah. Didn’t see the twist endings coming, but didn’t care when they were revealed, sorta like in _Basic Instinct_. They all seemed like a screenwriting exercise in twist endings.

_Full Metal Jacket_: Love the first half. Hate the second half.

_The Shining_: Hated it. By badly miscasting Jack Nicholson, the haunted hotel setting is made moot. This is a movie that desperately needed an everyman type actor so that the hotel driving him crazy could have some dramatic impact. Loved the TV Mini-series version, though.

But you can put me down as one of the minority here who likes _The English Patient_, though I don’t love it. Others listed that I love: _Saving Private Ryan_, _Pleasantville_ and _Field of Dreams_.

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