# Movies that should be made 2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-be-made-2/62660>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 20, 2001, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-be-made-2/62660 "2001-04-20T10:59:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-be-made-2/62660/41 "2001-04-23T05:57:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by saepiroth \*  
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> but hey, a Homeworld movie would be REALLY rockin’! mmm… Homeworld… ohhhhh…
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Would the pilot for ‘Battlestar Galactica’ count? 8^)

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**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-be-made-2/62660/42 "2001-04-23T12:04:06Z")

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Two interesting sequels: Beautiful Girls and Lawn Dogs. What happens when it’s not paedophilia anymore?

Remakes with improvements: Pushing Tin and Rounders. This time for God’s sake let people learn something about air traffic control and how to play cards. I cannot remember a film in which I was allowed to increase my general knowledge. Why couldn’t John Cusack have taken a few minutes to explain how his radar screen worked?

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-be-made-2/62660/43 "2001-04-23T12:08:06Z")

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For some reason I think there is a bad British version of the Hitchhikers Guide. Something a la Dr. Who. Could be wrong though

Authors to take books from to be made into movies are an unending list. Piers Anthony (Ox, Bio of a Space Tyrant), Philip Jose Farmer (Riverworld), Katherine Kurtz (the Deryni series), but that’s all too easy.

I’d love to see a good disaster movie which is realistic. And not filled with schmaltzy stereotypical scenes. Something that is not ‘safe.’ And it should start well before the disaster and end well after. I don’t think we’ve had one of those yet. They either climax with the disaster or start years after.

The Chinese aren’t quite what the Soviets were yet but I’d really enjoy a good spy movie like those old ones.

I’d like to see a really good historical romance. Maybe a Roman soldier courts a Pictish lady while on station at Hadrian’s wall. I enjoy romance but to really be enthralled I really need to be taken somewhere.

They could set an action adventure movie far in the future. Say the year 10,000. Set in a time when lawlessness has broken out. Pirates about. Money works the cogs. And we’d have a young man with a map to a treasure.

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-be-made-2/62660/44 "2001-04-23T12:28:55Z")

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This is going to sound retarded mixed in with all the serious sci-fi, but I’ve always wanted to see Mary Renault onscreen. **The Persian Boy** is an epic just waiting to happen, **The Last of the Wine** would make a fantastic drama, and **The King Must Die/The Bull From the Sea** deserves a six-part miniseries on _Masterpiece Theater_. Great writing, and can only be translated to screen properly if you leave in all the nudity. 😃

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> \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \*  
> \*_Redo **This Island Earth** the way Raymond F. Jones wrote \* it, without the silly stuff they threw in for the movie (lobster-clawed bare-brained “mutants”, paranoid aliens, Metalune “turning into a sun”)._

But, please, use only genuine Interocitor parts!

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