# Movies that should never, ever be remade

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 22, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778 "2006-05-22T17:22:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/21 "2006-05-23T04:36:42Z")

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_Manos: The Hands of Fate_

For obvious reasons.

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/22 "2006-05-23T04:38:49Z")

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Any of the classic Marx Brothers movies.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/23 "2006-05-23T11:29:17Z")

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[QUOTE=simster]  
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and the Knight one with Danny Kaye. (can’t believe I cannot remember the name of it… the one with the True brue)… I know they are still (or are?) trying to remake Mitty and I really wish they wouldn’t.  
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You are referring to **The Court Jester** , and I agree, I could just see them trying to push a Jim Carrey into that role.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/24 "2006-05-23T12:54:43Z")

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On the other end of the scale: **Plan 9 From Outer Space**. Nobody could do it worse.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/25 "2006-05-23T13:31:42Z")

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I agree with so many above and I would like to add [Roman Holiday](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046250/) and [Breakfast at Tiffany’s](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054698/) to the list.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/26 "2006-05-23T14:28:07Z")

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I think some of the “period” pieces would be really difficult to improve on, both because it’d be near impossible to recapture the feel of the times and because, for some, they were so perfectly cast in the first place. The Day The Earth Stood Still comes to mind, as does Easy Rider.

For some reason, westerns don’t have the same majesty now as those of the past. The Searchers should never be remade, nor should Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or The Wild Bunch.

Some classics would just be butchered. Rear Window, North By Northwest, Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner, Wait Until Dark… don’t even go there.

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/27 "2006-05-23T15:48:34Z")

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**In the Heat of the Night** - one of my movie favorites of all time.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/28 "2006-05-23T15:49:06Z")

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**Rosemary’s Baby**.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/29 "2006-05-23T15:57:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Ranchoth]

[QUOTE=Freudian\_Slip]  
You _might_ be able to pull this off, but you’d have to do a complete re-imagining. Probably if you did it in a really authentic-to-the-book, Edwardian style. (Kinda like _Return to Oz_, if as directed by Peter Jackson.)

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Or make it hip and current using pop stars like Diana Ross or Michael Jackson… 😉

[QUOTE=lieu]  
Some classics would just be butchered. Rear Window, North By Northwest, Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner, Wait Until Dark… don’t even go there.  
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[Rear Window](http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0166322/usercomments) was re-done as well but not well. It had Darryl Hannah and Christopher Reeves. This was _after_ Reeves’ accident.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/30 "2006-05-23T15:58:03Z")

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[QUOTE=kaylasdad99]  
**Triumph of the Will** It was _so_ wrong then, and it ain’t gonna get any righter.  
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Oh, I don’t know. Mel Brooks might be able to do it justice. 😃

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/31 "2006-05-23T16:01:18Z")

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Christopher \*\*Reeve. \*\* :smack:

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-that-should-never-ever-be-remade/357778/32 "2006-05-23T16:03:13Z")

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**Psycho**. Oh, wait, they did that too.

Please, don’t let there be a thread about movies that shouldn’t have been made even the first time.

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