# Movies whose titles make you want to see them. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 5, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985 "2003-02-05T17:10:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TheeGrumpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@TheeGrumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheeGrumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/21 "2003-02-05T23:43:12Z")
**Naked Lunch** Although, having seen it, I can say that there are two things wrong with that title. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/22 "2003-02-06T00:33:40Z")
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/23 "2003-02-06T00:48:15Z")
[Killer Condom](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0116791)šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/24 "2003-02-06T00:58:14Z")
**Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers** ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/25 "2003-02-06T01:11:22Z")
Gassssssssssss I was a zombie for the FBI I wonder whoā€™s killing her now? My grandpa is a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/26 "2003-02-06T01:34:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TPWombat \* > \*\ ***Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers** \*\* What a phenomenally stupid title! They could have doubled their box office gross if they had instead titled it **Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers _From Mars_**. Now THATā€™S a title. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/27 "2003-02-06T02:23:36Z")
Teenage Vixens from Outer Space. A friend of mine desribed it as part Rocky Horror, part Killer Tomatos. The bad parts. ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/28 "2003-02-06T03:54:58Z")
Just reading the title of this thread, **Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter** was the first thing that came to mind. ---
**Author:** ![thirdshiftgrottoslack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@thirdshiftgrottoslack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdshiftgrottoslack)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/29 "2003-02-06T04:03:04Z")
sorority babes in the slimeball bowl-a-rama. itā€™s a must-see. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/30 "2003-02-06T04:11:26Z")
**Captain Supermarket**. Turned out it was the Japanese title for **Army of Darkness**. Iā€™d never seen it before, so thatā€™s a good thing. **Life is Cheapā€¦ but Toilet Paper is Expensive** **Deathrow Gameshow** **Samurai Fiction** **Former Child Star** **Goliath and the Cheerleaders** **Joeā€™s Bed-Stuy Barbershop: We Cut Heads** (The video store had this in the horror section. Itā€™s actually one of Spike Leeā€™s early (non-horror) films) **Nezi: The Night of the Crazy Screws** **Slugs, Muerte Viscosa** **Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things** **Pickled Punk** **Bullet Ballet** ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/31 "2003-02-06T08:29:23Z")
FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! I really have to see that one of these days! ---
**Author:** ![Jberto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jberto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jberto)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/32 "2003-02-06T14:02:47Z")
Death to Smoochy - I heard it sucked really bad, but itā€™s still a great title Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Night of the Creeps Dead Man Walking Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Hoop Dreams Reservoir Dogs King Gimp Romper Stomper Being John Malkovich The Gods Must Be Crazy Throw Momma from the Train The Hudsucker Proxy 10 Violent Women (Easily one of the worst movies youā€™ll ever see. I was on a B-movie kick at the time and I found a reference to this in one of those Leonard Maltin books) ---
**Author:** ![Felonious\_Mink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Felonious\_Mink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Felonious_Mink)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/33 "2003-02-06T14:05:10Z")
Man Bites Dog - itā€™s one of those films that plenty of people talk about, few have seen and fewer own. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/34 "2003-02-06T14:34:17Z")
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. I love this movie. The Terror of Tiny Town. Knowing that it has an all-midget cast makes me want to see it even more. ---
**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/35 "2003-02-06T14:55:23Z")
Biker Chicks From Zombie Town Pretty much any Russ Meyer movie! The most boring film title Iā€™ve ever heard of was The Shipping News. Kevin Spaceyā€™s my hero, it got loads of Oscars, but the title sounds so boring I still havenā€™t brought myself to see it. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/36 "2003-02-06T17:10:10Z")
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask Whoā€™s Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe? Predator ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/37 "2003-02-06T22:17:57Z")
[Interesting title list from IMDB](http://sabaki.squareegg.net/misc/films.php) ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/38 "2003-02-07T00:55:13Z")
Two from Troma Strangest dreams : Invasion of the Space Preachers Fertilize the blaspheming bombshell ! And **brainfizz** , the movie title is **Chopper** chicks **in** Zombie Town ---
**Author:** ![II\_Gyan\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/39 "2003-02-07T01:42:33Z")
in no orderā€¦ \*\* Millerā€™s Crossing Apocalypse Now Shawshank Redemption A Clockwork Orange Close Encounters of the Third Kind Run Lola Run Deer Hunter Death Becomes Her Rear Window North By Northwest Where Eagles Dare \*\* canā€™t remember the rest now. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Harrison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5ac83/32.png) [@John\_Harrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Harrison)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985/40 "2003-02-07T02:12:51Z")
In the ā€œhope they make itā€ category: [The Superconducting Supercollider of Sparkle Creek, Wisconsin](http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/supercollider.html) (I hear the script is awesome) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-whose-titles-make-you-want-to-see-them/152985.md?page=3)