# Movies you know are bad, but still watch/enjoy

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 19, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139 "2013-04-19T15:29:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/161 "2013-04-30T22:14:51Z")

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> [@LAV25](#):
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> \*\*…\*\*and finally, even though it has a 60% RT rating, **300**. You cannot watch that and say that it is objectively any good, it leaves me screaming. Every time I watch it. On the DVD I bought.

_ **This… is… Rotten!** _

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**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/162 "2013-05-01T00:07:16Z")

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The first two that came to mind were **Independence Day** and **Point Break** , but this thread is practically a Devlin/Emmerich appreciation thread and Point Break has already gotten much love.

But we’re on Page 4 and **The Warriors** has only been mentioned tangentially so far.😕 “I’m gonna shove that bat up your ass an turn you into a popsicle.” How can you not love that?!

Kinda in the same vein, (fight porn vs. battle porn), the original **Red Dawn** , gets me the same way.

Two more to mention:  
**Colors**  
**The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh** (basketball fan here)

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/163 "2013-05-01T02:17:45Z")

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> [@LAV25](#):
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> Pretty much anything with Rutger Hauer, for that matter.

Which reminds me of [Split Second](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105459/). I can’t not love a movie with this exchange in it (Hauer plays Stone):

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> Thrasher: How many weapons are you carrying, besides this ‘cannon’?  
> Stone: An MP15.  
> Thrasher: What else?  
> Stone: A Glock 50.  
> Thrasher: And?  
> Stone: An A3 Assault Shotgun.  
> Thrasher: If that’s not paranoid, I don’t know what the fuck is. I’m surprised you don’t have a grenade launcher.  
> Stone: I couldn’t get a permit.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/164 "2013-05-01T03:27:03Z")

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_Big Trouble in Little China_? Really? I don’t think movies that set out to be over the top campy should count.

There are a few already mentioned multiple times, but here’s one that hasn’t been mentioned before:

[Bunraku](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunraku_%28film%29)

It’s like Baz Lurhmann, Quentin Tarantino, and Akira Kurosawa all went out drinking together and decided to make a movie. Problem was, they never stopped drinking.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/165 "2013-05-01T06:31:33Z")

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> [@Indyellen](#):
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> Also, I’ll confess to the fact that my husband and I both get sucked in irresistibly to **The Core**. No matter how bad the science, the cast is phenomenal and it’s thoroughly entertaining.

Wow. If you can love The Core, then, well, maybe there is someone who can love me. You have made me believe in Love again **Idnyellen**.  
For me, it’s Ladyhawke. Not exactly terrible, but really really stupid and yet, I like it.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/166 "2013-05-01T07:33:10Z")

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> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> **Beyond the Valley of the Dolls**
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> **Star Wars** (runs to hide from the angry mob of geeks now currently out to get me.)

I always took the original Star Wars to be deliberately campy.

My vote is Independence Day. A truly bad movie even though they tried to pay homage to a variety of Sci Fi movies.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/167 "2013-05-01T07:44:10Z")

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I’m not sure if **Billy Madison** should count because it is an unforgivably cheesy and stupid comedy, but it’s one of my favorites and I can quote almost the whole damn movie. I never get tired of it.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/168 "2013-05-01T08:03:16Z")

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When someone says they liked or even SAW “Plan 9” they almost always mean “I saw the movie Ed Wood”. No one has seen more than 20 minutes of Plan 9 - the kitsch appeal ends at minute 18 and the last 2 we watch out of spite. Like finishing Ayn Rand just so she won’t win the battle.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/169 "2013-05-01T08:07:47Z")

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These aren’t that bad as far as “guilty pleasures” go.

I OWN the Godzilla remake with Matthew Broderick for fk sake. I don’t think you can sink any lower than that without hitting 1970’s Eastern European porn.

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**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/170 "2013-05-01T08:14:48Z")

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_ **ANYTHING** _ with ‘Chucky’ in the title!

And for that matter, any and all of the Freddy K and Jason genre.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/171 "2013-05-01T10:06:00Z")

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> [@fatova\_mingus](#):
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> These aren’t that bad as far as “guilty pleasures” go.
> 
> I OWN the Godzilla remake with Matthew Broderick for fk sake. I don’t think you can sink any lower than that without hitting 1970’s Eastern European porn.

Damn, I own & watch [The Beast of Yucca Flats](http://www.jabootu.com/beastyucca.htm) but still draw the line at the Godzilla remake 😉

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/172 "2013-05-01T11:04:16Z")

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> [@Battle\_Pope](#):
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> Damn, I own & watch [The Beast of Yucca Flats](http://www.jabootu.com/beastyucca.htm) but still draw the line at the Godzilla remake 😉

Yeah I think with that admission I have officially disqualified myself as a Cannes judge. Maybe even for the North Korean Indies Slash Propaganda Film Festival.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/173 "2013-05-01T11:09:08Z")

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> [@Moonchild](#):
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> Two more to mention:  
> **Colors**  
> **The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh** (basketball fan here)

“Colors” is generally considered a “bad” movie? I think I recall it getting favorable reviews when it came out…but maybe people were just still getting used to the idea that Sean Penn could _act_.

Perhaps it feels cliched now, but you can’t blame it for later near-copies (like the recent one starring Jake Gylenhaal).

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/174 "2013-05-01T17:48:32Z")

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> [@Battle\_Pope](#):
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> Damn, I own & watch [The Beast of Yucca Flats](http://www.jabootu.com/beastyucca.htm) but still draw the line at the Godzilla remake 😉

I can forgive it for TWO reasons - Godzilla - great CGI AND Jean Reno, a great actor lost in a bad movie.

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**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/175 "2013-05-01T19:17:01Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> “Colors” is generally considered a “bad” movie? I think I recall it getting favorable reviews when it came out…but maybe people were just still getting used to the idea that Sean Penn could _act_.

Yeah, you have a point. It has 82% Thumbs Up on Rotten Tomatoes. I kept thinking it was more derided than that. So I have good taste then. 😃

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/176 "2013-05-02T10:48:36Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Third, Erika Eleniak’s nude scene popping out of the cake. And not just to obey the Rule of Three.

I think that that scene was one of the most remarkable scenes in all of movie history.

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I am proud of all of you. 🙂

Joe Versus the Volcano is one of my all time favorites. I couldn’t get my wife to enjoy Big Trouble in Little China, or Escape from new York, but she loves Overboard. I don’t get it.

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/178 "2013-05-05T00:30:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by **Face Intentionally Left Blank**  
> I had Better Off Dead, Get Crazy, and Night of the Comet on the same VHS tape I recorded in the mid-80’s.

> [@olivesmarch4th](#):
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> I’m sorry, it’s not clear - you aren’t implying that _Better Off Dead_ is a bad movie, are you? No, that can’t possibly be right.

Let me make something PERFECTLY clear: NONE of those movies are bad, though some may think so. They accomplish what the director set out to achieve, and so are, at minimum, good movies. They are a part of my holiday tradition.

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**Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-know-are-bad-but-still-watch-enjoy/656139/179 "2013-05-05T02:16:51Z")

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> [@xizor](#):
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> _Boogie Nights_. I can’t stop analyzing the back story of each character.

In no way is Boogie Nights a bad movie!

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**Terminator 2** was very camp and silly  
**Jurassic Park** was also new technology over any semblance of reason  
**Speed** … ridiculous

I wouldn’t say any are bad, just that tastes have changed a lot since they came out and nobody is asking they be re-released. Watching them now is more a trip down memory lane than for their plots.

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