# Movies you wish had a sequel (but didn't)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 30, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554 "2012-11-30T08:17:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/101 "2012-12-05T04:25:02Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I dunno. The Big Lebowski is so damn good that anything can only be disappointing.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.  
someone had to do it

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/102 "2012-12-05T04:26:30Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.  
> someone had to do it

\*That’s fuckin’ ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch.  
\*

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**Author:** ![Richard\_E.Nixon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@Richard\_E.Nixon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_E.Nixon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/103 "2012-12-05T08:21:10Z")

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Schindler’s List.

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/104 "2012-12-05T09:14:42Z")

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> [@teela\_brown](#):
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> > [@cher3](#):
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> > **Master and Commander**. I’m a big fan of the books, and I thought the movie captured the spirit pretty well. I’d love to see one with some of Stephen Maturin’s spy stuff included.
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> Precisely what I came in to post. I had heard that a sequel idea was being half-heartedly discussed, but that it had to do with Jack Aubrey’s trial for stock-fixing. Bah! That would be the last storyline I’d choose for a movie.
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> Like you, I’d prefer to see espionage during the time of the Napoleonic wars.

_The Reverse of the Medal_ is loaded with espionage, _and_ sexual intrigue. And the trial story yields one of the greatest scenes ashore in the whole series–the Navy men protecting and cheering Jack when he is taken to the pillory.

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Dunno if Crowe and Bettany are maybe a bit too long in the tooth by now? They might have to recast it.

Actually Crowe is now six years older than Aubrey was in that book–about the same disparity as before, accepting the movie’s adjustment from the War of 1812 to the War of the Third Coalition.

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**Author:** ![big\_alex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e56c9b/32.png) [@big\_alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_alex)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/105 "2012-12-05T09:46:57Z")

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Not so much a sequel, but I would like to know the story of the doubles in\* Sean Of The Dead\*

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**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/106 "2012-12-05T14:07:35Z")

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Showgirls…to see if they could possibly make an even worse movie.

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/107 "2012-12-05T18:30:43Z")

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Another vote for Remo Williams.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/108 "2012-12-05T19:48:12Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Heavy Metal 2 isn’t _bad_. Just disappointing. ☹

They took the longest, least interesting segment of the original and FAKKed it all up. Disappointing is not the word.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/109 "2012-12-06T19:28:26Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I am also going to go against the flow: if you watch ONLY the Directors cut of Highlander 2, and be forgiving on #3, they aren’t _tha_t bad. The original release of H2 did suck donkey balls, no doubt.:mad:
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> And, Heavy Metal 2 isn’t _bad_. Just disappointing. ☹

Errr…nevermind

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**Author:** ![denquixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@denquixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/denquixote)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/110 "2012-12-11T18:31:48Z")

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Three Days of the Condor

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/111 "2012-12-11T18:56:53Z")

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> [@denquixote](#):
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> Three Days of the Condor

They could call it “Four Days of the Condor”! 😃

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/112 "2012-12-11T22:47:04Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> They could call it “Four Days of the Condor”! 😃

Or perhaps “Thirty Six Hours of the Turkey Vulture.”

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/113 "2012-12-12T02:40:58Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> **sahara** is one of my favorite Bad Movies. I’m still hoping to show it at an upcoming Bad Film Festival, maybe on a double bill with **10,000 B.C.**

I can’t decide whether a sequel to _10,000 BC_ should be _5,000 BC_ or _20,000 BC_. Or maybe even _10,001 BC_ or _9,999 BC_.

In the spirit of seeing if they can make BAD movies worse, I would like to see sequels to Independence Day and The Wicker Man (my personal choice for Worst Movie I’ve Ever Seen).

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/114 "2012-12-12T02:46:34Z")

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“Jumpers” but do away with Haydn Christensen. You can put in Erika Christensen. 😃

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/115 "2012-12-12T02:47:15Z")

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All through fourth and fifth grade, I was waiting for the sequel to _Mary Poppins_ and was very disappointed when nothing was forthcoming.

Watching it nowadays and recognizing Dick Van Dyke’s terrible Cockney accent, I realize this was probably a good thing. ☹

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/116 "2012-12-12T02:55:36Z")

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> [@Sister\_Vigilante](#):
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> Another vote for Remo Williams.

OH yeah. Remo is what I came in here to mention. And since they’ve already shown that the black ops group he works for can change your face and give you a new identity, they wouldn’t even have to get Fred Ward to play him!

Do you think Wilford Brimley could be pried away from those diabetes commercials to reprise his Mr. Smith character, though?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/117 "2012-12-12T03:04:35Z")

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Remo Williams  
Buckaroo Bonzai  
The Incredibles

Yup, I’d be on board for any of those as long as the casting didn’t suck.

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**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/118 "2012-12-12T03:06:23Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> **When Worlds Collide**
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> Although I don’t think I’d like them filming the Wylie and Balmer novel _After Worlds Collide_ …

I really liked the sequel novel. It would have made a great movie. The WWC movie, while good, really screwed up the ending.

Bob

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-you-wish-had-a-sequel-but-didnt/642554/119 "2012-12-12T03:37:18Z")

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Personally, I’m still waiting for _Malcolm XI_.

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