# Movies you'd have to be kind of an asshole not to like

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**Created:** [August 3, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680 "2008-08-03T05:40:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/81 "2008-08-04T13:33:39Z")

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_To Kill A Mockingbird_, only I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like it.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/82 "2008-08-04T14:04:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Magiver]

Movies only guys get:  
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (hell, all the the MP movies)  
Animal House  
Caddy Shack  
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Huh? In case that isn’t clear: 😕

I enjoy all 3 of these movies. Now, if you had posted _Dumb and Dumber, Porkies_ and\* Jackass\*–maybe…

I own all the MP movies and their soundtracks. _Caddy Shack_ was posted by me on page one. I also like _Ghostbusters_ and _Stripes_.

You need to be around more women, I think.

I also love _Meet Me in St Louis_, not only for the songs and the humor but for the sheer brattiness of Tuttie (Tootie?). Hollywood usually (still does) made kids sickeningly sweet and mawkish–she was a hellhound and not very likable. It’s refreshing.

Here are a few more movies:

_Arthur_

_High Society_ (or _The Philadelphia Story_)

_Hard Day’s Night_

_The Sure Thing_

_Sixteen Candles_

[QUOTE=DSYoung Esq]  
So the list needs to be populated with movies that are so nice, so sweet, so generally funny, etc. that no one could DISLIKE them without being generally a jerk to begin with. That’s not a lot of movies…  
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But that is the point of the OP–there are more movies than one would think, no? One man’s asshole is another man’s jerk. I disagree with _Bambi_–too treacly.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/83 "2008-08-04T14:41:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Equipoise]  
I’m shocked at how much this line shocked me. Are you thinking about the same movie? **Children of Heaven** is a sweet, gentle little film about a brother and sister in Iran.  
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I thought it was the one where Legolas joins the crusades with Qui-Gon.

Oh, my movie is “Spirited Away”. If you don’t like this movie, then you’re not really a human being. You’re some sort of soul-less pod masquerading as a human.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/84 "2008-08-04T14:53:54Z")

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[QUOTE=rexnervous]  
**Once**  
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Seconded.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/85 "2008-08-04T14:55:37Z")

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A **Christmas Story**. It is the only movie that I know of that became a timeless classic almost as soon as it was released.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/86 "2008-08-04T14:59:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Shagnasty]  
A **Christmas Story**. It is the only movie that I know of that became a timeless classic almost as soon as it was released.  
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Damn, I think Shagnasty wins the thread.

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/87 "2008-08-04T15:07:59Z")

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I haven’t seen about half of those, but the only one on the list I saw and didn’t like was Good Morning. I only made it about halfway through that movie…I’m a big fan of Ozu’s movies, but this was something totally different, and felt less like a movie than a very stretched out sitcom episode from the 50s…

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/88 "2008-08-04T16:58:47Z")

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Forgot _Moonstruck_.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/89 "2008-08-04T18:22:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Charger]  
_Ghostbusters_ is timeless movie-perfection. If you don’t like it, stay away from me.  
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Came in to say just that.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/90 "2008-08-05T02:32:27Z")

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[QUOTE=lissener]  
(With thanks to the [Scarecrow Video Movie Guide](http://www.amazon.com/Scarecrow-Video-Movie-Guide/dp/1570614156/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217741018&sr=8-1) for the topic idea.)

So this rich white plastic surgery victim came in the other night, holding a copy of \*Be Kind Rewind \*with her fingertips, like it was crawling with earwigs, and wanted a refund because it was stupid. I kicked her in the cunt of course, but it set me thinking . . .

So here’s my list of Movies You’d Have to Be Kind of an Asshole Not to Like:

_Be Kind Rewind  
My Neighbor Totoro  
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion  
Clueless  
Babe  
Wall-E  
Toy Story  
My Giant  
Galaxy Quest  
Children of Heaven  
Billy Elliott  
Strictly Ballroom  
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes  
Rio Bravo  
Persepolis  
City Lights  
Mrs. Miniver  
Good Morning_  
. . . totally randomly stream of consciousnessed; neither rhyme nor reason in this list.  
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Interesting. Possibly you’re just not comfortable discussing film.

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**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/91 "2008-08-05T02:54:58Z")

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_Life is Beautiful_

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/92 "2008-08-05T02:56:45Z")

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[QUOTE=OpalCat]  
Say what? What planet are you from where women don’t “get” Monty Python? I love MP and own the complete DVD set of the show, plus most of the movies. (Don’t have _Meaning of Life_, but that one grosses me out during the vomit scene so I don’t like rewatching it. I have issues with vomit.)  
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Like the opinion of a talented artist means anything. He grumbles and walks away dejected. [“I don’t need you, all I need is this ashtray…”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uyAXni-KSc).

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/93 "2008-08-06T18:35:32Z")

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[QUOTE=NicePete]  
Breaking Away  
The Gods Must Be Crazy  
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Excellent choices. Consider them added to my original list.

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_2Times](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b2d939/32.png) [@Jimmy\_2Times](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_2Times)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/94 "2008-08-06T18:46:23Z")

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I’ve been told I was an asshole for not liking _Pulp Fiction_. I found it irritating and pretentious. I loved _Reservoir Dogs_ though.

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**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/95 "2008-08-06T19:39:08Z")

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For me, it’s **The Princess Bride**. You could pick any other movie I love and cherish from my childhood or any newer movie I admire and tell me how much you dislike it, how cliche it is or how badly directed and I would agree to respectfully disagree.

But if you dislike **The Princess Bride**? That’s just unfathomable.

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**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/96 "2008-08-06T19:54:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Elysium]  
For me, it’s **The Princess Bride**. You could pick any other movie I love and cherish from my childhood or any newer movie I admire and tell me how much you dislike it, how cliche it is or how badly directed and I would agree to respectfully disagree.

But if you dislike **The Princess Bride**? That’s just unfathomable.  
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Sorry but it has to be said. You mean “inconceivable!”

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/97 "2008-08-06T20:13:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
_To Kill A Mockingbird_, only I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like it.  
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Came in to say this.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/98 "2008-08-06T20:26:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Made in Macau]  
You’d have to be an asshole not to like ‘One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest’ surely?

MiM  
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We might want to differentiate between “like” and “appreciate”.

I have seen Cuckoo’s Nest and it was a very good film. I never want to see it again.

Therefore, while I appreciate that it is a good movie, I make no claims to “liking” it.

I may well be an asshole, but I don’t think this is evidence of it 😉

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/99 "2008-08-06T20:28:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Malthus]  
Came in to say this.  
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_raises hand_  
I hated _To Kill A Mockingbird_.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/movies-youd-have-to-be-kind-of-an-asshole-not-to-like/458680/100 "2008-08-06T20:32:36Z")

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[QUOTE=OpalCat]  
_raises hand_  
I hated _To Kill A Mockingbird_.  
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Well, you got me curious. 😃

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