Movies you've seen recently (Part 1)

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Very cute and fun. Hardly groundbreaking and no, it isn’t as funny and wild as UHF, but I appreciate that Yankovic agreed to have a parody biography made of his life since he is so famous for parody songs. I did laugh a few times, but I don’t think this is a killer comedy with a lot of quotable and famous/memorable parts. Everything is fine, but nothing is too amazing.

I’m waiting for the online reaction from people stupid enough to think the movie is a true story. Anything true in it is incidental. The real fun is a story about him dating Madonna and her trying to kill him. Come on, that’s great stuff.

See How They Run

Cute, very cute. Not exactly hugely memorable, but I liked this movie quite a bit while watching it and I will agree with another poster who said they thought they had an idea of who the killer was, but it was not what expected. I liked both Sam Rockwell and Saoirse Ronan and in a rare occurrence, she kind of outshown him. I think of Rockwell as the type of actor who typically steals the whole movie. He’s just usually a huge presence in movies. In this one, the girl kind of outperformed him. Anyway, very fun.

I’d recommend this movie if you like fun who-dunnit comedy movies like Knives Out.

I saw it in the theaters, and one reason was because the Knives Out sequel isn’t out yet.

And today, I saw The Banshees of Inisherin, which was very good.

This is my top not-yet-seen movie of 2022. In Bruges is one of my favorite movies, so to see the same director bring back Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell again…yes, this will be great.

Completely agree. Every aspect was a step up on the last one (and I loved the last one) and it had some great twists and turns, action sequences, and brilliant comic timing from everyone. I look forward to more! And as Millie Bobby Brown is credited as a producer on it, I think she wants more too.

I hope so. I had no idea she was super talented until these two movies, especially this one. She is fine on Stranger Things, even really good sometimes, but she really does shine in these Enola Holmes movies.

Edit: How nice for Henry Cavill and Millie Bobby Brown to be in something with their own accents. Both more famous with American accents.

I’m really happy to hear this, as I thought the first one was pretty disappointing, honestly. Not bad, per se, just not what I was hoping for writing-wise. And I really like Millie Bobby Brown, so I’m rooting for her.

Watched a lot of silly things this weekend including the aforementioned Enola Holmes 2 and Weird.

No arguments with the previous assessments on either; MBB shines in Enola Holmes 2 and Cavill really plays Sherlock as a supporting character perfectly - entirely sympathetic and you want to see a little bit more of him, but recognize - as is literally stated in the show - that a full-on Holmes and Holmes show would result in Enola being overshadowed. The added steampunk feminism with Helena Bonham Carter remains over-the-top and fun if taken with the appropriate salt grains, and there’s even a surprising connection to actual events revealed at the end. Definitely worth a watch.

Weird is clearly one for the Weird Al fans who are already intimately familiar with his life and work. The cast is surprisingly all-star for a made-for-Roku film, and everyone is having way too much fun with it.

The other silly one I watched was Everything Everywhere All At Once which was itself gloriously weird. It really ought to be a chaotic mess but IMO it absolutely works, in large part because of some stellar performances from the five main characters (which may go unnoticed amidst the noise because they make it look easy). Any film involving a universe-destroying bagel, a fight involving buttplugs, a heartfelt conversation between two rocks, an excess of googly eyes, and a universe in which humans have evolved with hot dog fingers was never going to be easy to pull together, but they did it (and that’s not even mentioning the raccoon (serious spoiler there)). Would recommend but come with a very open mind.

There ought to be some Oscar nominations for that one, but I’m not sure the Academy is up to the task of unpicking the best bits of it.

Also watched Weird, and thought it was pretty good, but not super memorable. I had a big, stupid grin on my face the whole time, punctuated by a few guffaws. It took me way longer than it should have to realize Dr. Demento was played by Rainn Wilson `and not Josh Rogen :woman_facepalming:
I really needed it after watching Speak No Evil(Shudder). What a beautifully shot, magnificently acted kick in the plums. I haven’t watched something so disturbing since Requiem for A Dream.
It’s about two families, one Danish and one Dutch, who meet on vacation and really hit it off. The Dutch couple invite the other to spend a weekend with them at their home in the countryside and what follows is intensely uncomfortable to witness. Until it’s excruciating. Not a lot of overt violence, save one scene, but it is difficult to watch.

I read a summary of Speak No Evil. That was plenty!

Watched See How They Run. Thin, but fun. I did guess the actual killer fairly early on, but it wasn’t too obvious, so I’m not disappointed. It was tonally a bit odd, and I’m all in favor of racially-blind casting, but the black Max Mallowen was a little odd, and he played it in a silly way that jarred a bit. There was some cute bits. I loved when they pulled back in that one scene and the inspector and the constable were in front of the apartment building that Poirot’s apartment had been in in the BBC series. I thought it had been torn down. Green screened? The French/Belgain bits were not too obvious. When we first caught a glimpse of Agatha I said who the actress was, but my sister didn’t agree. Once she spoke it was obvious I was right. Ha!

It’s still there in Google Streetview as of July 2022.

Last night I watched a bittersweet documentary about Emitt Rhodes, an incredibly talented singer/ songwriter/ musician from the late 60s/ early 70s whose (if life was fair) name you would easily recognize.

I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Same. It was pretty much what I expected. I think I liked it more than I otherwise would have because I love Weird Al. So even if a particular moment wasn’t the funniest or best writing, I was still thinking about Weird Al, which made it enjoyable. I really appreciated the new song at the end, too.

I was very disappointed by Enola Holmes - predictable and annoying in equal measure IMHO - so I’m not likely to see any sequel(s).

I rewatched both the Bela Lugosi and the Carlos Villarias versions of Dracula, both from 1931. The Villarias is the Spanish-language version made at the same time, on the same sets. Both are interesting films, and both are interesting cases in movie making. Neither is a simple, straightforward adaptation of Bram Stoker’s novel, and it’s interesting to note how and why this is.

I refer here mainly to the English-language version, with which I am more familiar. I grew up with the damned thing.

1.) Bela Lugosi is still, overall, the best Dracula. Probably because he was himself Hungarian, he carries with conviction the aura of being an Eastern European nobleman. There are defects in his performance, but they’re mostly small compared to the way he inhabited the role. Sadly, it overshadowed everything else he did, even though Lugosi was a varied and versatile performer (He played Jesus Christ once!) Even in the field of horror, he gave us The Speaker in Island of Lost Souls, the original Ygor in two of the Frankenstein movies, the Frankenstein Monster himself in Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman , and a host of other evil characters.)

2.) The movie is based on a succession of plays – Hamilton Deane’s original British drama (Deane had hoped to play Dracula himself, as he had played the Frankenstein monster in Peggy Webling’s play, but ended up playing Van Helsing), which John Balderston greatly rewrote for Broadway. Garrett Fort then wrote the screenplay based on this last version of the play. He added the scenes in Transylvania and adapted the rest for the screen.

3.) Bram Stoker’s novel is a sprawling mess. Its epistolary nature is interesting (especially when it includes transcriptions from wax recording cylinders), but it contains far too many characters and covers far too much area. Outside of Transylvania, most of the action takes place in Whitby or London. Anyone watching this film (or many other adaptations) can be forgiven for thinking that Whitby is near London – the characters act that way. But, in fact, the two are 250 miles apart. Even today it’s a five hour auto trip between the two. It just makes dramatic sense to shrink the distance. Similarly, there are too damned many characters to keep straight, and it’s hard to justify all of them, so Lucy’s suitors all completely disappear except for Dr. Seward, who is made much older and not a suitor. To give some reason for Mina to be involved with the rest of the cast, she becomes Dr. Seward’s daughter. In order to explain why Dracula is concerned with one particular inmate at the insane asylum, Renfield becomes the real estate agent Dracula deals with, a role Harker plays in the novel. Renfield is driven insane during the voyage, and conveniently drops into Seward’s booby hatch. Harker is left to become the window dressing do-nothing suitor of Mina.

4.) Dracula attacks a flower girl who tries to sell him a violet(Shades of Eliza Doolittle!) right after he arrives in London. (But not in the Spanish version) He then seeks out DR. Seward and company at a concert hall. No reason is given for his knowing they are there. He meets Seward, Lucy, Mina, nd Harker. That night he flies in through Lucy’s window in the form of a bat, drinks her blood, and kills her. At least it appears that it only takes one sessiuon to do Lucy in. The film , if you pay attention, hints at considerable lapses of time between several scenes, and it’s easy to miss these cues. Everything seems to happen in rapid succession. Lucy and the flower girl are considered to be the victims of the same killer. (The Spanish version has the doctors speak of “these crimes”, even though Lucy’s is the only one we hear of. There were presumably others. Lucy’s last name, by the way, gets changed from “Westenra” to “Western”. ). In the novel Lucy rises from her grave and starts stalking little children. This is shown, but not her final fate. The english-language version just sort of drops her. In the Spanish version, Harker and Van Helsing near the climax talk of putting a stake into her.

5.) This brings up an interesting and rarely-addressed point. The folks at Universal were pretty clearly nervous about making this “Monster” film. Even though the play had been a big success in London and Broadway, and even though they were even then finishing up Frankenstein (Webling’s play had been a London success, too. Balderston’s rewrite of it never got produced on Broadway), they hadn’t done anything like this before, and they were afraid of offending the audiences in Middle America. And it shows in how the film was made and what got cut out.

They shot a prologue with Edward van Sloane, talking about the subject matter of the film, and hinting that it was real. This prologue no longer exists, and was cut out early on (Van Sloane did a similar in-front-of=the-curtain, out of character address at the beginning of Frankenstein. It still exists, but this used to be customarily cut from the versions shown on TV because it took up too much time that could be sold to commercials). I doubt if they ever shot a scene of them driving a stake into Lucy, but they probably shot a scene where they talked about it (as in the extant Spanish version), but that, too, was thought too graphic for the folks in Peoria, and got cut out. The play ends with an extravagant effect where DRacula is staked on stage in his coffin, and his bodies collapses into dust. In the film, the staking is implied, but takes places discreetly off-camera, with only the sound of pounding and a groan to indicate that it took place. I’m a little surprised even that much stayed in.

6.) At times you think they were simply filming the play, instead of making a movie. The camera stays damnably still in the English-language version (although George Melford moved it around a lot more for the Spanish version).The camera does move a little, though, chiefly when Dracula transforms from a bat to a human. Te camera also is used to indicate Dracula’s non-appearance in a mirror. But when Harker goes to the window and reports seeiung a wolf or large dog, the camera doesn’t show this – it’s as if they were content with having it described, as in the play.

7.) Although they did some wonderful matte and glass painting effects in the first part of the film, they at other times seemed to scrimp abominably on effects. The giant spider Renfield sees in Castle DRacula is so obviously a model on a string that it’s laughable. The bats always look like rubber bats (they look a helluva lot more realistic and convincing in the stage play). For some reason Tod Browning put armadillos and opossums in Dracula’s castle (along with a wasp with its own miniature coffin – what was THAT about?). When Mina is first attacxked by Dracula flying as a bat into her bedroom, they used exactly the same shot that they used when Lucy was attacked, even though it’s a different room and the decor doesn’t match. Were they too cheap to re-shoot their damned rubber bat for a different bedroom?

8.) The ending is kinda dumb. Harker and Van Helsing are walking around outside for no good reason (in the Spanish version, as I say, they speak of haviung just staked Lucy as a vampire, but that dialogue is cut here) and see REnfield – who escapes far too easily from his cell – fleeing toward Carfax Abbey, Dracula’s summer home in England. He goes inside to find Dracula and Mina at the top of a long winding stair, and shouts that he is there to serve. Immediately Harker and Van Helsing shout to Mina. Renfield expostulates that he didn’t bring them to the Abbey, and climbs the stairs to tell DRacula this, and incredibly stupid action. DRacula kills REnfield, but basically shoving him down the stairs (thus giving him an acceptably bloodless death), then climbs down leading the almost comatose Mina, who he takes into the crypt. Harker and Van Helsing breakl in through the basement door, then into the crypt. They find Dracula in his box of earth and he gets staked (off camera, as noted). Mina is released from her spell. She and Harker then start climbing those long damned stairs, instead of just leaving through the basement door.

In the Spanish version you see that at the top of the stairs is the normal ground-level entrance to Carfax, but that scene isn’t in the English edition. Besides, thius gives Browning a chance to show Harker leading MIna upwards into the light of day. The end.

I’m always agog that Dracula’s demise occurs off-camera. Pretty much the definition of anti-climactic.

I was too, and I enjoyed the first one. MBB was fine, but at 2:07, I thought it was too long and had too much filler. And while breaking the fourth wall and addressing the viewer directly is fine in small doses, there was too much of MBB just staring into the camera doing reaction shots. I started thinking “how long before she stares at us again?” The increased presence of Sherlock was welcome, however, and I think the character of Enola still has potential for future motion pictures, even if I was underwhelmed by this one.

We watched Cleopatra on HBO Max. Starring Elizabeth Taylor and her breasts.

4 mind-numbing hours. They could have cut it down to 2 and would STILL be overly long. Richard Burton plays a self-pitying, whipped sap that any Roman would have slapped silly on general principal.

Awful. But I think Taylor’s breasts won an Oscar. Best thing about the movie and were well featured in every scene she was in.

Nitpick: potato bug (Jerusalem cricket). Which somehow makes it even weirder, IMO.