# Mpbims

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433 "2004-06-27T19:50:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/1 "2004-06-27T19:50:32Z")

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or, “Mundane Pointless Birthdays I Must Share.”

Today: mine. I’m 33. That’s old. I plan to go out with a bunch of friends, and then return home and perform my typical birthday ritual of plucking gray hairs out of my chest.

The “Must Share” part: I’d never met anyone in person who had the same birthday as I do. In the past week I’ve found out that two cow-orkers, not just at the same company but on the same team (team is about 100 people), have birthdays today. And one of them is the same day and the same year, _and_ we’re from the same state originally, our hometowns less than 50 miles from each other. Eerie.

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/2 "2004-06-27T19:55:30Z")

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Happy Birthday! Thirty-three is **not** old! Forty-four is old…which is what I will be next month.

My daughter shares a birthday with you. She’s fourteen today. That’s not old either…hell, I have brassieres older than she is.

Happy birthday, **SolGrundy**. Have a great day, even if you are feeling decrepit. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/3 "2004-06-27T20:06:01Z")

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> [@Sylkyn](#):
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> Happy Birthday! Thirty-three is **not** old! Forty-four is old…which is what I will be next month.
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> My daughter shares a birthday with you. She’s fourteen today. That’s not old either…hell, I have brassieres older than she is.
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> Happy birthday, **SolGrundy**. Have a great day, even if you are feeling decrepit. 🙂

Cool, wish your daughter a happy birthday for me! And thanks!

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/4 "2004-06-27T20:35:53Z")

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lemme make a nice wish:

Happy Birthday **SolGrundy**

and to your daughter, **Sylkyn**

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/5 "2004-06-27T21:06:42Z")

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> [@Sylkyn](#):
>
> Happy Birthday! Thirty-three is **not** old! Forty-four is old…which is what I will be next month.
> 
> My daughter shares a birthday with you. She’s fourteen today. That’s not old either…hell, I have brassieres older than she is.
> 
> Happy birthday, **SolGrundy**. Have a great day, even if you are feeling decrepit. 🙂

Now wait just a doggone minute. forty-four can’t possibly be old, because I turned 58 on Thusrday and _I’m not old!_

Happy birthday to **SolGrundy** and **Sylkyn** ’s offspring. BTW, that’s why you feel old you have a teenager loose in your house! 🆒

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/6 "2004-06-28T07:09:28Z")

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Hope it was a happy day for you, **SolGrundy** , and for your coworkers, and **Sylkyn** ’s daughter, and also **scheopis** , **TroubleAgain** , **manwithaplan** , and **Sn-man** who are also the same day.

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpbims/252433/7 "2004-06-28T07:22:51Z")

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That’s beautiful, **cityboy916**. 🆒

And happy birthday to \*\*scheopis, TroubleAgain, manwithaplan, \*\*and \*\*Sn-man \*\*
