# MPS contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474 "2001-09-29T08:16:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/1 "2001-09-29T08:16:07Z")
[sup]you can tell i’m reeeeeeeeeeeeally bored[/sup] lets see you guys come up with the most mundane and pointless stuff you can! I’ll start: denham’s dentrifice denham’s dentrifice denham’s dentrifice denham’s dentrifice denham’s dentrifice denham’s dentrifice hah! beat THAT. 😃 ps. i always wanted to do this… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/2 "2001-09-29T08:54:26Z")
My medula oblongata ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/3 "2001-09-29T09:00:53Z")
I’m just hoping she feels the same way I do. Please oh please oh please… ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/4 "2001-09-29T09:05:17Z")
It’s a good thing boogers don’t smell bad. What with being in your nose and all. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/5 "2001-09-29T09:08:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\*It’s a good thing boogers don’t smell bad. What with being in your nose and all. \*\* i take my hat off to you _takes hat off and bows_ ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/6 "2001-09-29T09:16:14Z")
Aw, don’t bow to me, **Coug**. If I wasn’t so caught up in my slacker lifestyle, I might actually put my mental resources to use trying to figure out a solution to the Unified Field Theory like my good friend **Hiryuu** rather than blathering inanities about nostril candy. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/7 "2001-09-29T09:28:45Z")
Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/8 "2001-09-29T09:58:08Z")
My uncle, well not my actual uncle, he was really my great uncle, y’know like my mum’s uncle, but we just called him “uncle” anyway, uh huh that guy, yeah well him, he had warts. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/9 "2001-09-29T14:24:21Z")
gotta think of something gotta think of something… aha! yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp yirp heh-heh-heh… 😃 [sub]TheLoadedDog’s is probably better though… hmph… gotta think of something gotta think of something gotta think of…{/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/10 "2001-09-29T14:27:42Z")
Socks. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/11 "2001-09-29T15:12:23Z")
A monkey eating a pickle. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/12 "2001-09-29T15:48:03Z")
Do these jeans make my ass look fat? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/13 "2001-09-29T15:53:04Z")
Cork comes from a tree. Spaghetti does not. According to my parents, neither does money. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/14 "2001-09-29T15:55:51Z")
My cat’s breath smells like cat food. I don’t have a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/15 "2001-09-29T16:27:19Z")
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/16 "2001-09-29T16:30:50Z")
Burma! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/17 "2001-09-29T16:45:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\*It’s a good thing boogers don’t smell bad. What with being in your nose and all. \*\* Well, yes, but then you would know about that particular personal hygene problem, you see. People wouldn’t come up to you and say “You have a piece of nose debris hanging out of your left nostril…no, the LEFT, you idiot!” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/18 "2001-09-29T21:17:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sassy \* > \*\*Burma! \*\* Shave ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/19 "2001-09-29T21:36:39Z")
Go. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/20 "2001-09-29T21:43:12Z")
Hi. I’m smiling. I can’t hold this too much longer. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474.md?page=2)