# MPS contest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474 "2001-09-29T08:16:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/21 "2001-09-29T21:50:29Z")
1. I didn’t get up until 1:00pm this afternoon. 2. I am watching cooking shows and I am starving. 3. The clouds are out. 4. Does caviar really taste that good considering the price? 5. The internet is an excuse to not clean house. ---
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/22 "2001-09-29T22:09:47Z")
I was starting to compose and epic ode to a small piece of grey fluff I’d found in my navel … but then I heard this had already been done. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/23 "2001-09-30T00:23:49Z")
My gums hurt. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/24 "2001-09-30T00:33:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Do these jeans make my ass look fat? No, it’s all the flab that makes your ass look fat. Anyway, Some people eat bugs. Yeeeck… ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/25 "2001-09-30T01:15:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > \*\*Do these jeans make my ass look fat? \*\* I’ve seen fatter. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GreatKingRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@GreatKingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatKingRat)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/26 "2001-09-30T02:53:34Z")
There is a windshield repair shop across the street from my work,it is white with red trim. They have a television antenna on the roof. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/27 "2001-09-30T02:57:23Z")
gluteose maximas, maximum overdrive, driving my life away, away game, game bird, bird brain, brain in your glut… ``` POINTLESS ENOUGH!? :D ``` ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/28 "2001-09-30T03:27:16Z")
Two empty cans on my desk once contained caffeine-free Dr Pepper. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/29 "2001-09-30T04:16:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MEBuckner \* > > * * * Now THAT’s Mundane and Pointless, but not Stuff! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![crazy\_nut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@crazy\_nut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy_nut)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/30 "2001-09-30T05:03:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thunder \* > \*\*I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. \*\* lets see what \I\ can come up with…hmmmmm… I know! rilly mudane stuff: this forget it i have no thought falselight lime the end :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/31 "2001-09-30T05:14:18Z")
I just sneezed. Twice. ---
**Author:** ![dobbinaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@dobbinaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dobbinaire)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/32 "2001-09-30T05:21:47Z")
In The Official Scrabble Dictionary, Third Edition, these two words are next to each other: jejunity: uninteresting, childish jejunum: a small part of the intestine I’ve been looking for a place to put this sentence: Your jejunity gives me a pain in my jejunum. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/33 "2001-09-30T05:23:08Z")
eh… very nice… keep 'em comin! ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/34 "2001-09-30T05:26:01Z")
I’m gonna read you my poem: **Clown Love** I am… hopeful mournful complex yet simple hurtful yet a waving beacon in the darkness of a clown’s soul. I am bliss and sorrow, like a crow or a John Wayne movie, God, i love that sexy western bitch. “Ow…my face hurts” (Pause) I’m am deep yet as shallow as a kiddie pool, drenched in clown urine (end) Danielle and I did that in English instead of writing a real poem ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/35 "2001-09-30T06:06:32Z")
It’s night. Which means the sun isn’t out. So it’s dark. Real dark. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/36 "2001-09-30T06:14:39Z")
I wonder what Lynn thinks of [http://www.nobodoni.com](http://www.nobodoni.com), which is actually a font site? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/37 "2001-09-30T06:23:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > **Underpants.** Did somebody call me? Oh, he didn’t? Well, that was pretty pointless. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/38 "2001-09-30T06:26:11Z")
I’ve got this round ball and on it I wrote “mundane.” ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/39 "2001-09-30T06:34:34Z")
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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474/40 "2001-09-30T06:35:20Z")
There are seven letters in my username. There are three letters in my IRL name. Does this mean there is more of me here? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mps-contest/84474.md?page=3)