# MPSIMS thread for irrational curmudgeons

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190 "2016-04-26T15:14:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![JuliaSqueezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@JuliaSqueezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuliaSqueezer)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190/21 "2016-04-27T16:29:28Z")

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Take that knit hat off. It’s 90 degrees out. I’ll bet your head smells.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190/22 "2016-04-27T18:21:43Z")

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…and pull up your pants when I’m speaking to you.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190/23 "2016-04-27T18:58:54Z")

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> [@guestchaz](#):
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> and the [Oscar](https://www.google.com/search?q=curmudgeon&biw=1455&bih=692&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiPjK-uga7MAhVI-GMKHRPpD0YQ_AUIBigB#imgrc=t-iVmsB1LefO4M%3A) for the best curmudgeonly performance goes to … **TRIPOLAR**

> [@WildBlueYonder](#):
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> most likely indeed! 😃

First, I have no one but myself to thank for this award, none of you were any help. And in conclusion I would like to know where I am and what I’m doing here.

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**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190/24 "2016-04-28T00:11:44Z")

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I thought this was going to be a Trump thread. Hearing that a lot lately.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190/25 "2016-04-28T01:49:38Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> First, I have no one but myself to thank for this award, none of you were any help. And in conclusion I would like to know where I am and what I’m doing here.

No, not that way, you exit the stage this direction

\<—exit stage left—\<\<

_could someone please escort him off stage so we can continue with the rest of the show please?_  
sigh curmudgeons these days, not like they used to be

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-thread-for-irrational-curmudgeons/753190/26 "2016-04-28T01:57:14Z")

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Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.  
Statler: What?  
Waldorf: It ends.

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