# MPSIMS Virtual Garage Sale

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671 "2000-10-04T20:06:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671/101 "2000-10-09T11:43:34Z")

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A feline friend just dropped off several outgrown pairs of the cat’s pajamas, but insisted that they were the cat’s meow and that I should price them quite high (she was really rather catty about it)(whoever let her out of the bag should have written a return claws).

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671/102 "2001-06-13T11:38:48Z")

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Does anyone have any items to trade or pawn off on unsuspecting posters? If so, bring them to the virtual garage sale!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671/103 "2001-06-13T12:47:07Z")

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I have several jars of homemade toe jam that I uncovered in my recent move. The Salvation Army wouldn’t take them! The nerve. If that doesn’t tickle your fancy, I also have a (very) small bottle of bee’s knees that’s sure to do the trick. Can I use the phone? Time to call Domino’s!

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671/104 "2001-06-13T18:16:07Z")

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**Spider Woman** this is great. I have been collecting some really heavy stuff lately.

Here is a talking pot and black kettle to put with the cooking stuff.

How about in the building supplies we put these doors that hit me on the butt as I left a room.

I seem to have lost my temper, so if anyone has some I would be willing to trade this frog I found in my throat.

You know that we need to keep those watch carrying flies out of the food this time.

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims-virtual-garage-sale/35671/105 "2001-06-14T04:03:42Z")

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I found some midnight oil for use with these old candles burnt on both ends, and I think I will use some of them tonight if I stay up much later.

And I found some knitting needles for darning the raveled sleeve of care, and maybe to repair frayed tempers.

Who ordered the pizza with pineapple and anchovies?

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