# mpsims

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 5, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420 "2000-06-05T04:54:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/1 "2000-06-05T04:54:36Z")

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i am going to bed now.

goodnight.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/2 "2000-06-05T04:57:07Z")

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nite **kilgore** , sweet dreams.  
i think i’ll hit the sack too.  
nite all.

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/3 "2000-06-05T05:21:17Z")

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Too early to go to bed yet – it’s only 10:30 in L.A., but good night, gentlemen. Sleep tight!

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/4 "2000-06-05T15:44:02Z")

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i am at work now. i think i will go for lunch soon.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/5 "2000-06-05T15:49:13Z")

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amazing **kil** , i’m just about to do the same.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/6 "2000-06-05T16:11:12Z")

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egg salad on rye. sun chips. great lunch. how was yours?

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/7 "2000-06-05T17:50:23Z")

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i have returned from lunch.

i had chicken with broccoli and rice, with a peach iced tea.

i bought a 2L carton of milk, and bottle of chocolate and strawberry quik.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/8 "2000-06-05T19:01:46Z")

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Back from school early. Exams today. English easy. French difficult. 2 down. 3 to go. Chemistry hard. Math and history tomorrow. Math somewhat difficult. History laughably easy. Gonna go get lunch now. Sanibel Club. Ham, turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo. On a sub roll. Sour cream and onion potato chips on the side. Maybe a Mountain Dew. Sentence fragments. Good device. Will be used more later.

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/9 "2000-06-05T21:54:51Z")

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Been home from work for a little while now. Am trying to decide what to do for dinner. Could make pasta, but am not really in the mood for that tonight. Could order pizza or Chinese food. Difficult choice. Will discuss with Mr. Jeannie.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/10 "2000-06-05T22:05:59Z")

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I saw the grossest stick of a woman today, and it has frightened me into sitting here with a bag of Dream Puffs.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/11 "2000-06-05T22:09:30Z")

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I ate lunch 5 hours ago and I’m hungry again. But I’m still at work and won’t be home for at least an hour. Good thing I remember to leave a steak out to thaw this mourning. Mmm steak…grrrr. No I don’t have a microwave.  
Microwaves Produce Such Intense Meals :😭:  
Maybe Playing Songs In My Sleep  
Might Place Some Ideas More Securely

All right, I’m tapped out. Good night.

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/12 "2000-06-05T23:04:13Z")

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We decided to get Brown’s Chicken. Mr. Jeannie should be back with it any minute now. I hope he remembers to get some corn fritters.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/13 "2000-06-05T23:48:09Z")

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yeah, i guess underwear really isn’t good to fry stuff in…

oh, sorry, allusions to other threads… the pasta with alfredo cheese sauce i just had was ok, but my stomach’s doing some funky things of it’s own right now…

excuse me…

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/14 "2000-06-06T03:44:13Z")

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i just got back from anatomy class.

i just enjoyed 2 pizza pops.

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/15 "2000-06-06T03:52:09Z")

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i just put my laundry in.

now i am waiting for it to be done, so i can put it in the dryer.

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/16 "2000-06-06T04:58:08Z")

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my laundry is done.

i am going to bed.

goodnight.

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**Author:** ![I.M.Kierkegaard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ea5d25/32.png) [@I.M.Kierkegaard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.M.Kierkegaard)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/17 "2000-06-06T05:07:22Z")

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My Cherry Lime-Aid got watered down when the ice melted.  
My pizza burned before I could get back to the oven.  
My hand burned when I tried to rescue said burnt pizza from the oven.  
I’m exhausted–but couldn’t go to bed without reading and replying to this thread.

Fascinated that Mega the roo saw someone so gross as to drive her to Dream Puffs. Don’t know why. Inexplicable. Mundane. Pointless.

Anyway. Off to bed…

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**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/18 "2000-06-06T12:37:11Z")

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i just tied my boots.

i am going to work.

goodbye.

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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/19 "2000-06-06T13:09:51Z")

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I went to breakfast after work the other morning, and I spilled water in my lap. It looked like I wet my pants and I had to cross the entire place to get to the front door. I hate it when that happens.

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mpsims/21420/20 "2000-06-06T13:23:40Z")

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yuck, breakfast was gross.

gotta dry off from the rain.

my head itches.

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